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crusader's new cuckmat edition

Read all of reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index
Read some books about steroids
Aquire chemistry knowledge

Oral only cycles are good and so are you.
When you inject, atleast 18mL.

ABSOLUTELY NO SOURCE TALK.

previously on /madman_general/

just take some cialis braindead nigger

Doesn't work. Nor does pharma tier viagra. Just makes me feel like my head is about to explode.

Hey /fraud/ say your small personal use pack got through customs and you picked it up from the post office. What are the odds that your house gets raided at this point? It this paranoia?

>raided
>Poland
No such thing.

0. Jesus quit being so sketchy to the old ladies at the post office if they wanted to seize it they would’ve grabbed it at customs

Zero, small fish

If your veins don't pop and spurt blood while you're deadlifting like THIS you are NOT taking enough gear.

first bloodwork on baby's first cycle
Seems pretty good to me right?
was just dosing 12.5mg asin based on feel (once every 5-7 days) so ill up that to 12.5 e3d or should i go straight to EOD
Also was on 50mg ED dbol in the start, was off it for around 2 weeks when blood was taken. Do these liver values look relatively normal for that?
taking 540mg/week in 2 pins/week

Try PT-141

fatass

how can you decipher that i am a fatass from this?

Why Asin over Arimidex? Legit question I'm a noob

your e2 being that high on 540 mg test porker

HURRR MUH LIPIDS

Adex is superior to Aromasin. Adex works right away, Aro takes two weeks of steady dose.

>Aromasin takes two weeks to lower e2

it does :)

compare 0.25mg of adex EOD to 6.5mg aro EOD and you'll know what I'm talking about :) aro is weak as fuck.

>it does :)

Which test do you recommend?

huh i would have thought it was the low dosage of AI.

Shitcunt motherfucker, fuck off with your brainlet shit. German porn is so fucking good though, I wish I had slutty german MILF gf

i take asin at night and can feel the difference when i wake up in the morning.
No way it takes 2 weeks to take effect

Either a good mixture of few esters known as Susta or just straight up test E or Cyp.

keep in mind that Susta is hell for people sensitive for high E2 sides

This is what I've been hearing all over. It's also cheaper. I'm goin with Adex baby

the advantage of aromasin to adex is that its harder to crash your e2

beware of E2 rebound when you stop Adex

What's the negative effect of doing that?

go with the LC/MS-MS if you want the exact reading of your test level (assuming you are on gear and it will be over 1500)

>what are the negative effects of having 0 estrogen

isn't aro suicidal though ? adex isn't, it only supresses e2

more expensive
some people get side effects from it

I'm new to the whole gear thing. I imagine it's no good but is it catastrophic? Can it be quickly remedied?

Btw click on the post number to quote when you reply. Common courtesy

>I'm new to gear but I'm not going to read the sticky in the OP because I'm a fat retard

How old are you dude? You're acting like a complete fool

UP your AI, because you're starting to piss off some serious people.

maybe you ought to take more care

>You're acting like a complete fool

based brainlet poster

THIS MY LEAST FAVOURITE LIFE

>responding to every single post with a brainlet

I've been using aromasin during cycle. After stopping the cycle should I continue to use the Asin and also into PCT?

Running Deca for the first time and the sides are killing me
>Gyno symptoms
>Bloating
>Fucking nosebleeds, all the time

Might just drop the Deca and finish this cycle with just test

What mg are you running decca? I'm running 400mg a week and 500mg test with none of those sides. Taking AI? Watching your sodium?

The exact same dosage actually. I was taking 12.5mg asin on pin days but I quickly realized that's probably my issue. Currently taking 12.5 asin ED until symptoms go down then will go to EOD. What's your AI?

>tfw just tried drizzling a little bit (~1/2 serving) of balsamic vinegar over my chicken breast
Holy shit this works so fucking well. I feel just as stupid as I did when I realized how much brining does for chicken.

Running 500mg test with 25mg dbol but I want more. Should I add deca?

add npp instead of deca if youre already mid cycle

Up dbol to 50mg

im going to be living in Chiang Mai, Thailand for 2 months this year.

I want to run a beginners cycle as I am going out there to get away from personal problems here and just focus on my business and my fitness.

As you know, you can pretty much get anything you want from a pharmacy in thailand, but I think its much less in Chiang Mai - just test pills.

What would be the benefit of me if I just ran test pills and a basic ephedrine based cut stack?

Im 6ft, not obese but overweight, athletic with decent lifts (sports background, but broke my patella and put on weight in the last year)

I want to just lift every day, work, eat clean and ride a fucken scooter in the mountains.

Help pls

>test pills

Your body naturally produces some estrogen. Completely neutralizing that e2 is not good. Symptoms include intense drowsiness, joint pain, and noticeable emotional fluctuation. You also wont be making any gains with crashed e2. It takes a while to regenerate back to normal levels, up to several months. This is why finding your right AI dose is so important; too little and you'll have high estro but too much and you'll tank your e2.

do you not know how to reply

>test pills

not him but some people don't deserve (you)s

>treating (you)s like currency

>just test pills

This thread is fucking garbage.

>This thread is fucking garbage.

anyone??

Keep using the asin for as long as it takes for the test ester to clear your body. Then start the nolva.

Advice request here.

>27
>6'0"
>156lbs
>circa 10-14% BF

When I was 17 I got up to 205lbs naturally, I sure as fuck wasn't lean but I had a stocky build and a barrel chest. Since then I've had peroids of depression and never stepping foot in a gym.

My most recent attempt at getting in shape saw me reach 188lbs, circa 14/15% BF, maybe more. Used primarily callisthenics type training, press ups, pull ups, kettle bells etc.

Now, I've been getting back into training similarly recently, and have started gradually gaining weight. Only problem is knowing what a long road I have ahead of me, and wanting to cut corners.

Would anyone think it'd be a stupid idea for me to juice to gain the mass quicker, and then try and maintain it coming off?

Is it possible to maintain mass coming off? To make it your 'new normal'? How much is lost when you come off?

Just having problems getting motivated to work consistently for so long knowing that a set back in my mood could see me lose all those desperately hard earned gains.

Advice welcome gents. Thanks.

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No because nolva or Clomid will cover your back, jack

>cutting with dnp, lots of t3 and sdrol
>feel like pure shit

side effects aside, maybe im deficient on someshit.

are memesmoothies gonna help? bout 450cals 20g protein a bottle

can I get unemployment if I just stopped going to work one day

Test is never bad desu
Also if you do a good enough pct (nolva+clomid+hcg) then you'll keep a good amount

>cutting on dnp and t3 and sdrol
Are you making sure that you're getting enough electrolytes/water? Gatorade would probably help more than meme smoothies if you're not.

It's prolly the sdrol making you feel like shit, dnp is comfy. (Get cum smoothies)

alright and do you guys recommend clomid and nolva or just nolva?

>banana snek

dude is it possible to manage estro on really high test?

There's conflicting information as to whether or not clomid and nolva can be run together but most agree that you'll be fine on both. Either way it doesn't make that much of a difference. For simplicity's sake if I were you I'd just do nolva.

Do you buy into all this stuff about genetic ceilings, and it being better to be close to your natural ceiling before juicing?

Sounds like bullshit to me, but that might just be wishful thinking on my part.

My rationale is that if juicing helps me reach an old weight I reached naturally, earlier, I can start progressing ahead of that much sooner. I don't really have ambitions to be giant either, a relatively lean 215lbs would be a great weight for me. Maybe a goal physique, I think.

Will taking tamoxifin also increase test?

I want to take it to get rid of gyno mostly

The people who say to reach your natty limit first are just gatekeeping. Nobody will tell you they started frauding too early. If it helps you reach your goals faster why not do it?

yea would also increase estro a lot though

combine it with an ai

>tamoxifin
I thought it was an AI?

Does starting earlier make it more difficult for the body to adjust to the new mass as the "new normal", and thus make it harder to keep much of it when cycling off?

A concern I've personally had. I want to maintain as much lean mass as I can once off, I want to be able to maintain as much as that as possible as my 'new normal'.

Man, that set-up sure looks comfy. I wonder what genius thought it up?

If your training and work ethic are on point, you can keep most of what you gain on cycle. But some loss is always inevitable.

Also what can I expect from it if I go on it to get rid of gyno? Positives and negatives?

0. DEA doesn't give a fuck.

Do you lads run hcg on cycle

probably an impoverished japanese peasant

Is it safe to preload syringes with test. Say I pin twice a week any problems having a couple weeks of syringes already dosed that way on pin day I just alcohol swab and inject.

Would it really save you that much time? Keep it simple and sterile leave it til you’re ready

Save a lot of time no. But it will certainly save some time. I just don't see what could go wrong putting sterile solution into a sterile syringe, leaving the needle capped and just sitting in my medicine cabinet.

I've read that some TRT guys get sent home with pre-loaded syringes. So what would be the difference?

>girl I’ve been talking to for about a month half-jokingly said I’m her soulmate

Man I just want to love someone, maybe this will actually work

Because the needle caps aren’t actually “sealed” and the needle will be significantly dirtier. Plus the solvents in the gear can break down the rubber on some plungers in the syringes.

just need a gf who calls me daddy

Where is she from?

...

This soulmate girl already calls me daddy. Weird thing is we met because I was looking for a hookup so she’s already seen my cock and all that. I guess she may actually like me though.

The pic? Reddit /bois sort by top posts from the past month and it should be in there, it’s from a big album.

your ex is gagging on chad's 10 inch cock, imagine if she saw how you were living right now on your cuckmat and body pillow her and stacy would laugh it up

Stop bullying me Chad. I’ve never had a first kiss even, hell only gotten one hug from a girl that wasn’t family in the past 10 years. I’m just a lonely quiet autist who drowns their feels with steroids and the gym.

>calls me daddy

Daddy issues sluts are not for loving.

Brutal.

I wouldn't really care. She's a passing thought these days. I'm honestly happier hugging my rem daki and sleeping on the floor than I was being in a relationship.

Also my ex can't gag, she doesn't have a gag reflex.

Is tren and thyroid suppression real? Not sure if this is just because people usually cut super hard if they're cutting with tren and the low calories suppress it

>facebook filename

thought you couldn't get more pathetic

I'm here to impress.

I wish I could be that content. You’d think never having experienced a relationship would let me be but no it just hurts and makes me overly eager when I do get a shot at one.

>and the needle will be significantly dirtier
this dont sound rite