Your dream girl

>imagining her dropping the bar, it getting stuck in her hair and snapping her neck as it falls to the ground

>tfw all girls I get on tinder either never respond or are crazed liberals

I've gotten "sorry I don't give out my number to guys on here" a lot lately. reeeeeeeee

it sucks to be painfully average guys

>tfw she will never shake her hair for you

She's really good at bailing desu

instagram.com/p/BeYae4PAt0N/

Is that a man?

Stefania Ferrario

>Zarya ready for duty

>falling for the inky jew.

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she's like 20 years too old desu

>user ready for dat booty!

pic related

"Girl"

>tattoos

certainly not my dream girl. Shes filth.

Met, dated, and was dumped my my dream girl.

It was good, I fucked up royally however. The experience is life changing when you know there are 10's who will fall for ya if you're doing the right shit. It also fucks you because you're looking for another peak that experience, too.

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It's a shame she died. Aaliyah was a million times the musician Beyonce could ever dream of being.

youtube.com/watch?v=bAiAorZeGYw

*upvote*

TT

.....just picture her with brown skin and mega titties, who does she remind you?

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Owu

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Saw her on tinder once. Didn’t match with her but if you’re a chad in the toronto area you got a chance

a-user i...

GIRLS user

That's a boy

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Emily

thought it said ashleys end Instagram- thought she was going to break her neck. too bad

??? Im intrested

Boipussy is best pussy

Holy shit is that riff raff?

Hot

THIS! My Australian queen.

>tfw no Justine Dufour-Lapointe gf to whisper you stories of Nouvelle France in your cabin deep in the woods

Same thing happened to me my man, but I’m just about positive she was a literal psychopath, and was a shitty person. So I don’t think there was anything I could have even done to make it work. Cute as fuck tho.

two days in a row cute sub 20 year old girls have given me "the look" and when I tried to talk to them it felt like I was talking to my little sister.

How do I stop this Veeky Forums? I'm only 27 I want to bang thots. Am i too old?!

>33
>Can't even spell Rachael properly
Nice standards there OP

shes perfect

(((girl)))

mia khazar

Autogynephilia, the post. You literally fetishize femininity to the point where you become your own girlfriend.

Yeah the 10's are borderline for sure. I blatantly ignored her narcissism and hypocrisy regularly. But when I hit a lowspot and did some dumb shit financially she bounced when I asked her to flip a bill despite the times when I payed for everything on road trips we took throughout the year we dated.

>money isn't everything user
>a man should pay when he takes a woman on a trip!

welp

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looks like Titanic Sinclair faceswapped with a baby

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This is a guy isn't it?

Yea man same here. Payed for everything, ignored the same signs, everything. We started dating a little before Christmas, and the Christmas gifts she got me (she got me a fucking sword, amongst other quality gifts) her face and body, and the fact she would watch JoJos bizarre adventure with me got me to practically willing blind myself to the bullshit that was stirring around me. She was always on her phone talking to people. I was so confused all the time with her. Got dropped like a bag of fuck. Lot of fun while it lasted. Sucked ass when it ended.

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why dont people squat in the cage?

My gf

>dreaming about a cheating whore
Do you not love yourself? I love you.

to get over your anxiety i suggest fucking your little sister first

nah hes right, tats are degenerate

Reposting for
>she's never coming back

CALL ME A KEK WILL YA?
FUCK THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS BEHIND MY BACK WILL YA?

it's not fair

>being the soyboy she leaves
>not being the Chad she ends up with

kek

Every night I can still feel it. The waifus I've lost. The gains I've lost. Won't stop hurting. Its like they're all still there. You feel it too, don't you?

In terms of looks?
>Jessica Harper
Brain?
>Grace Hopper

“FIRE AT WILL”

Who wouldn’t?

>no one posts the one true dreamgirl to rule them all
>Mfw

>dream girl
cheeki where u at

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>TFW YOU WILL NEVER SMELL HER ARMPIT AND DREAM ABOUT THE HOT NIGHTS IN CUBA

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I M A G I N E

Her footwork is garbage

Tats are a sign that she has trouble seeing long term repercussions of any action

god bless admiral hopper, patron saint of compsci nerds

YYAAAAASSS QUEEN SLAAAAAAY

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What did you expect from a woman?

>behind the neck
would not fuck

only acceptable posts in this thread

nice

at least she left us a dope beat to step to
youtube.com/watch?v=aRcAvsZgjXA

i self inserted as jet li in romeo must die
tfw i'm asian guy no qt Aaliyah gf

thats a nigga

Space Barbie

any girl with cow tits and a fetish for being milked

L

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All that and still no visible abs.