Are you sexually active?

I’ve had that asked and honestly answered “well I’d like to be”.

Volcel masterrace reporting in. Feels good making the choice to not get laid. I also practice semen retention so even if I did I wouldn't nut.

Actually I have almost no sex drive. What can I do to increase it? Female asking, pls no ask bobs and vagen. I just wanna enjoy getting laid

Post lasagna please

No here's my cock suck it

I enjoy sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

underrated

Go to a doctor, might be hormonal imbalance. I hear taking birth control or antidepressants also affects sex drive

yes

mfw married and not sexually active =\

>be me
>started working out 11 months ago
>get checkup
>guess i didn't fill out my info all the way
>cute nurse, 7/10... probably someone's 10/10 if they were into hick country boots-and-dress sorority sluts
>asks do you use tobacco?
>no
>sexually active?
>why do you wanna know? + grin

sploosh
she eats it up and turns red
fuck bros, I wasn't even trying. is this what getting 'mired feels like?
did I maked it?

Not on birth control or anti depressants. You might be right about the hormonal imbalance though
Appointment booked. Thanks user

>tfw had sex before, didnt enjoy it
>only want a relationship where my partner loves me and we cuddle on the couch every day
>completely indifferent to the idea of sex
why am i like this

sex with someone you love is much different than sex with a random. Felt the same until I had sex with my girlfriend at the time you will see.

I have had sex twice

>dying a virgin

Why you do this user?

came to post this

She was probably new on the job and thought you were creepy or a douche. Was not a mire and you have not made it, yet.

You must be the definition of soyboy.

Volcel isn't a thing, stop coping.

Not yet *winks at you*

No, I actually vape

>these are the people calling you a soyboy

I don't know... am I?

are you autistic she was obviously creeped out

Cute nurse.

I was recently at a female doctors office to get briefed for a coming surgery, and she wanted to feel my muscles to "check that I would survive the surgery". Also she arm-wrestled with me. Bizarre as fuck. But it made me sexually active... if you know what I mean.

How do you /cope/?

>Depends, what are you doing later?
As I wink and grin at the saggy 50 something in scrubs.
I swear, everyone at my new doctor's office could qualify for Medicare. But hey, at least the old ladies like to flirt ;D

No user, you're just a creep.

Said no to this once and her follow up question was literally.

>"...are you a virgin?"

Said no but she knew it was a lie. She kind of smiled and nodded dismissively, like "ohhhh, you sweet virgin thing." I was really embarrassed.

That's when you push her down and seize the cure.

Back to /r9k/ you faggot.

I am sexually inactive, thank you

>That's called rape, John.

i might be now

Yes! For once in my 34 years I can admit that I HAD SEX!!!! ha ha

How is that relevant? I'm here for a dental checkup.

Should be "lie there" but otherwise kekworthy

*inserts penis into your mouth when you’re put under for a root canal*

same user

> organise to fuck some average girl on tinder
> have a wank the night before
> completely indifferent about fucking her now
> delete her as a contact

happens every time

Nice job, user!

Thanks, pal.

I let a fat chick blow me last year but other than that no

>Volcel isn't a thing, stop coping.

Not coping well, want to burn the fucking house down with everyone inside.

>The married and having sex til my dick catches fire

i would unironically tell her "of course i have had sex, i told you i vape didnt i?"

Me and my wife are pretty active sexually, if you need more information, her name is tomoko kuroki

>i mean... i jerk off every day

I've never been asked this at any physical or other doctor visit.

Do they just assume I'm a virgin because I'm ugly?

I used to get asked when I was younger. Now they don't anymore. I assume they think it makes virgins feel bad so it's probably protocol to not ask that question as you get older.

Bad goyim! You need to be having casual sex with roasties and never get married!

Why don't you look for a husband instead of trying to sleep around like a whore

Come to my moms house and ill increase it plenty for you

Was it a female doctor and if so, did you wink?

this but not as rude

kek

are you me?

Just to be contrarian

>*flexes a cep*
>depends are you free this evening?

"Yes"

Correct

Why are you tensing your abdominals? Are you alright? user are you doing this on purpose??