Well, Veeky Forums, I made it despite your directions

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ah, superintendent Chalmers. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable gym session!

Ah Superintendent Chuck, I hope you're ready for an unforgettable Fuck and Suck

we all know you want someone to ask, so just share your success story you hormonal whore

sneedboys !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SNEED'S SQUAT N OAT FORMERLY CHUCK'S.

no, I just made this thread because "made it" is botha line in the show and a term on Veeky Forums. I have mostly followed fit's directions and I really haven't "made it" yet (I mean, by normie standards I guess, the traps I know are all impressed with my average blue collar arms)

but what if i take bodybuilding advice from reddit and pass it off as my own?

cringe

>cringe
Cringe

>and you call it a "workout" despite the fact that we've only done 3 sets of squats and 3 sets of bench.
"you know, I- One thing I should- I'll be right back.
"Ahh that was refreshing, a good time was had by all, I'm pooped."
>GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?
"Motivation."
>MOTI-
>MOTIVATION
>AN ENTIRE THREAD FULL OF PICTURES OF HALF NAKED MEN
>AND MEN DRESSED UP AS GIRLS
>ON WHAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A BLUE BOARD
"Yes!"
>May I see it?
"No."

You call them squats despite the fact that they obviously good mornings?

I

you know, these squats are very similar to the ones taught in Mark Rippetoe's "Starting Strength."
"No, genuine patented Veeky Forums squats! Old board technique!

Seymour, my calves are on fire!

+1

Yes and You call this Veeky Forums despite the face that this is clearly /r9k/

Oh egads! My onions are ruined!

But what if...

I were to add accessories to StrongLifts 5x5 and disguise it as my own program?

>upvoted

>You know this routine is awfully familiar to mark rippetoes starting strength

>ohhh no! Patented stronglifts! Old medhi routine

reddit

Is this how people are actually going to communicate in the future?

Well I’m from /fraud/ and I’ve never heard of a phrase “natty gains”.

Not from /fraud/

No, it's an r/Fitness expression...

Hmm, I see.

kek

Sneedmore Seeder and Fuckerintendent Chuckmers

Earl's Burl and Curl. Formerly Chum"s.

and you call them deadlifts despite the obvious fact that your still alive?

Kek
Based

are these soy burger soymore?

Denunciado

fucking hell

You made steamed hams? I dont understand what you made cause you didnt make gains thats for sure

lol

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the future is here, and it's beautiful

Your reward

sneedy boys in the house tonight!

btw guys i got some absolutely epic sneed & feed stories if you guys are interested

Based

Yes, very very good.

Kek