Too weak to even open your soy drink

Holy shit. The problem is not even with not being able to open a fucking bottle once in a while.
The problem is
1. making a post about it means that you're not ashamed
2. bottle opener. jesus. it's like one of those cock sleeves, to make your cock bigger while fucking. basically, you just threw away all your pride and dignity.

C L O W N W O R L D B A B Y

what is a bottle opener even meant to do? you still have to apply nearly the same force don't you?

kek

>check ingredients of soylent
>oats
>whey protein
>creatine
>no soy
What the fuck, I'm baffled

it grips the cap for you, so you just "flip" the lever. normally you'd have to grip the cap heavily to not have it slip

for people with soft hands or no grip. like chalking up to open a bottle

Brainlet detected. Think about using a longer spanner, or a breaker bar.

If you've never used actual tools then kys

Huh.

its basically an oat milkshake... yet it seems to make people get weaker and is increasingly popular with trans people

it's weird jew magic.

>submitted 1 day ago by adamdavenport

>what is leverage

does soylent have a following like stoner culture is to weed? how does this happen

probably because everything else they eat is garbage and they rarely do anything strenuous

gives leverage breh

And you fucking serious?
Being this stupid is even worse than being a soyboy.

its not that the drink makes people weaker
its that weak people choose the drink
Why would you drink these shitty protein shakes and claim it as a part of your identity unless you were a literal cuck?

So pic related is real?

>I was held back a grade: the post

>a drink
>COMPLETE MEAL
seriously, how fucking lazy are you that you can't even be arsed to chew your food? imagine a kid drinking that, is his jaw gonna implode from the lack of chewing?

>replace 3 of your meals with the equivalent of a whey shake
>don't do any exercise
Wondering why these people are sterotypical soyboys

High omega 6 and no saturated fat or cholesterol

>submitted by adamdavenport

Why does this board hate Soylent?
You brainlets do know it's made from oats and creatine, right?

I wish Blacked didn't have such high production values. Tushy is alright though

It provides easier grip as well as leverage

Moment = force x distance

I drink smoothies but I can't use them as a meal replacement. I usually have a piece of toast and then I'm all set

Not sure if other guys are the same. The people I know that just have a smoothie for breakfast are women

do you.. do you not understand how tools work?

ITS Fucking FOOD gODDAMMIT
HAHAHAHAHAAH

>what is a bottle opener even meant to do?
open bottles i suspect

holy fuck thats sad

LEVERAGE YOU BRAINLET

even Rich Piana's REAL FOOD is more real than this garbage

No soy? What the fuck? Veeky Forums and /pol/ told me this drink turns you into a tranny

Did 5% die with Piana or can you still get these supps?

Are... are the memes actually real?

Of course there's literally a subreddit for fucking soylent. Why wouldn't there be?

Wait, is this true?
So this shit doesn't have soy?

What the fuck are they on about?

reddit.com/user/adamdavenport

I drink this every day and its not hard to open. they are just weak.

Oats actually decrease testosterone, which is funny since it's such a big meme on Veeky Forums.

anabolicmen.com/avena-sativa-testosterone/

...

Wow. Is this the absolute state of Reddit? Who would even post something like this? It's beyond embarrassing. Even in 2018, it's still worse than coming out as gay in the 1950s.

>i hurt my hand
>use the other one then
>n-no

>Pls notice me soylent lady

soylent.com/product/drink/
it has soy protein and is vegan. no milk protein at all. Why are you lying?

BLACKED is one of the dullest pornographic enterprises in history. Seriously, each movie following a financially successful black man and his subservient white female companion as they have sex in assorted positions has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the overly-polished imagery, the series' only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of fake orgasms, all to make sex unsexy, to make intercourse seem un-arousing.
Perhaps the die was cast when the ones filming quickly vetoed the idea of non-white females taking a pronounced role in the series, they made sure their pornography would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable and stale black-on-white porn. The BLACKED series may be anti-white (or not), but it's certainly the anti-XART series in its refusal of wonder, beauty, and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the actresses are hot, though
"No!"
The moaning is dreadful, the acting is beyond terrible. As I browsed, I noticed that every time a character looked at a dick, she did this really fake, almost bored moan. I began marking on the back of an envelope every time I heard a noticeably fake moan or orgasm. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. The BLACKED mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that they have no other style of doing porn. Later, I read a lavish, loving review of BLACKED by the same director that does Dogfart. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are watching BLACKED at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to watch Dogfart." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you watch "BLACKED" you are, in fact, trained to watch Dogfart.

Nope, you can't be a soyboy without soy:
>purefoodcompany.com/soylent-ingredients-nutrition-review/#SoylentNutritionFacts

With exception to one, the #1 ingredient in Soylent is water, followed by soy. In the exception, the #1 ingredient is soy, followed by canola oil (I'm guessing it's a powder).

These people's votes count just as much as yours do.

This. Soylent used to not have soy in it, like 6+ years ago so maybe that's where people itt get their info from or it's just shills trying to disinform.

THIS. Aside from water, the two main ingredients are soy and canola oil.
This shit is more unhealthy than fucking fast food jesus christ.

yeah. when it started on Kickstarter it was brown rice protein and oat flour then a multi-vitamin mix. no soy or canola oil.

If I couldn't open a bottle I would quietly dispose of the bottle. And then kill myself. This makes me sad.

That little faggot looks like the perfect candidate for soylent and all other soy products.

>speedrunning
>turbo autist
>replacing all your food with soylent

Guy didn't stand a chance

The dad said he would be happy if his son was trans

more like the absolute state of vegans lel

>getting blisters from opening a drink

The absolute state of reddit soy drinkers

That’s not a dad or a father. That’s a cuck-enabler. A real father would grudgingly accept his sons’ choices and decisions. This guy is stocking his fridge with liquid penises in hopes of getting his son to be the biggest faggot he possibly can be.

...

Can't people just use a tea towel if they want to avoid blisters. Seems like such an easily avoided problem

nonononono, cannot be true
I'm going to reddit now to check if all of this shit is just baitfake shit or not

Already looked, its real

>Soylent [et al] isn't here to replace dinner dates, lunch with coworkers, or family get-togethers.
>It's meant to replace the sandwich you eat alone at your desk, or the McDonald's you pick up on the way home from a 13 hour shift, or the potato chips you grab out of the vending machine because your stomach is growling at 3pm.
>It replaces the mundane meal-as-necessity, not the social meal-as-bonding-ritual.

I mean that sounds fine, but why not drink a scoop or two of whey instead

same jew magic that kroc rows are afflicted with. i avoid that exercise like the plague

kek

>going 100% soylent
>I’m 6’2”, ~140 pounds (pretty underweight..) but very healthy
These have to be bait

>don't work with my hands enough to develop callouses
as if that's not a fucking given on a soylent subreddit jesus

that's a bog standard plastic bottle lid. I refuse to believe this isn't bait

[contribution to your (you) collection]

upvote my post

Are these posts from the same thread as OP's one?

Done

Guys we got a badass here

Soylent causes autism hobby

>r/soylent
The memes are real

Of course it's real. It's right there in the OP

I don't have a reddit account. But I can't even see your post. Think it got modded

I never had problems opening bottles but when I was a kid I couldn't open soda can's because I couldn't put my finger to pry it open.

Can’t find your post desu

Didn't recognize it until the tallies on an envelope lol. What's the Rowling version? "Harry mumbled" or something?

It doesn't help that they people they have trying to associate with their 'wave of the future' product are complete and utter faggots, like Jesse Cox.

People drink it and then just sit around on the computer all day. Basically flavored protien shake

'stretched his legs' for any character taking a walk

Real talk, I switched to mostly soylent and my body fat dropped and I’ve put on 10 lbs of muscle. It’s actually good shit, don’t buy the meme.

10 shekels was deposited into your account, good goy.

There's that fucking mouth thing they all do

Soylent is a meme drink for sure. It's how my fat ass roommate is "getting back into shape by starting slow" he's been saying he'll get back to the gym for a month. It makes me sad, he used to be a hardcore bike fitness fag. Not he's fat as fuck and plays video games the moment he gets home like a child and buys a family pack of ice cream bars for himself.

I am weirdly angry that he is doing this to himself. Seeing pictures of him fit and seeing his 300 lb self now, it's a tragedy. I think someone must have hurt him.

is it really this easy to lie to everyone? you just say it has no soy and everyone believes you?

You think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

don't worry, you'll get there