Numale hate thread

post your numales and soy boys

>dad socks

>mfw my wifes son is black

>this photo again
>wow is the guy in top left Nev from Catfish
>man, probably not but mighty similar
>see the guy on the right in same pic
>THATS the guy from Catfish

every .. time

Why do they do this with their mouth? Is it something like duckface was for girls?

Someone explained that their lack of test makes them want to appear as non-threatening as possible, so they make that outrageously stupid face in an attempt to appear more friendly.
No clue how true that is but works for me.

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this one is good too

Open mouth showing teeth is a sign of submissiveness in animals.

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>the descent

u sure about that?

What the fuck makes you think I save pictures of numales and soyboys on my computer? Why would you have photos of this on your computer? It's swore than having posters on your walls of your favorite bodybuilders.

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if you have brown eyes youre already beyond saving. end it all

Spotted the manlet

What's up with the mouth open?

spotted the hunchbacked jew

pictured here, the numale unhinges its enormous jaw to swallow its prey whole. Amazing

>all this anti-soymitism
fuck off, dairy-fairies

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>So soyyey

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Nice.

I hate niggers too

fucking gross. thats like a mediocre midddle age woman.

Is this what liberals crave?

FUCK OFF FASCISTS GO BACK TO POL

>sam hyde

hmmm

I used to think this way, though I never did the full blown fear grimace. Thank fuck I've changed

>facial hair associated with numales
>i have to keep some facial hair (its neat though) because my jawline is shitty

life is pain.
at least i have good vision

It’s because they’re ugly as fuck and they know it. It’s a defense mechanism. If they look normal they’ll see how ugly they are in a photo. So they exaggerate their appearance and expression so when they see a photo of how ugly they are they can do mental gymnastics and say oh well I look like shit cause of my expression not my shitty genetics.

>mfw i'm a numale who lifts

Fuckin fantano lmao

Why is Sam Hyde in that picture?

muh horseshoe theory

>dad socks
What are dad socks?

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Now, compare the eyes and nose.
You see, it's not just the mouth that shows the submissiveness. It's the fact that the eyes are wide, the brows raised. The head cocked to face away as the eyes look at you.
When an animal is angry, it's open mouth, brows lowered, nose flared, face looking dead at you.

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The soylent grin is getting out of control, we may not be able to contain it

All of my keks

What does this have to do with fitness?

Soy is the anti-fitness. Nu-males hate gains.

It is a lot like duckface, but instead of trying to look cute they're trying to look fun.

Nothing wrong with bottom left. The rest are despicable.

Does hazel count? Wikipedia lists it separately to brown eyes.

some people do this. I can see where you're coming from. But you're reading too far into it. It's just an attempt to appear quirky xD.
pic related

There's always a wet blanket

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Someone spilled soymilk on it

Blacked.com is big for /pol/ too. (((They))) get shekkels from both sides

>be me
>my co-worker is a beta white guy
>somehow has gf, despite messy hair and letting people walk all over him
>other than that, he's pretty fun to be around and he's friendly to everyone, even if they are a complete dick to him
>one day I see him open Snapchat and do the signature nu-male open-mouthed side profile selfie
>lose all respect for him that instant

Why did he do that to himself, he could have been such a cool guy

Thats good sauce tho

Why not simply talk to him about how you're uncomfortable with the pictures he put on social media, that'll inspire him to follow you on the path of the alpha.

>iPhone
>Game of Thonres
>occasional Marvel capeshit.

Can I be saved

Only if you switch to the GoT book series.

I like reading, but fuck off i'm gonna read 7 giant ass books. They're thicker than my uni textbooks

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Awww shit nigga that cereal sounds good

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>only one pulling numale face is the one with glasses and a beard.

Giraffebrah in the middle there does not look impressed

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GoT is dope, hush your face. MARVEL is MARVEL user. Some BuzzFeed isn't that bad, just a few of their little shows on JewTube. The rest is right. Fuck IPA's.