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>drinking a dr pepper literally as i type this

Hardcore.

>$25/hour at 23 my brother 2 years younger is making a salary of double that
wat. how do you make 25/h at 23

waiter. its a garbage way to make a living i dont recomend it.

Lol
No it's not you larping faggot. You wish you made that much.
You are just a McDonald's loser.

i delivered pizzas on a moped for 5 yrs i think i can handle it

>delivering pizzas is hard work

i'm a pizza delivery man btw

work on your reading comprehension skills

What? Every waiter complains about making $2/hr and struggling to make minimum wage with tips included.

canada has a tipped minimim wage of 12.20

Literally all of that can be changed you defeatist twat. Your real problem is that you sit in front of a screen in your bedroom instead of trying and you deserve no sympathy.

Waiters should quit or shut up. Fucking liberals always feeling owed shit. No one's making them work there, not even the big bad economy.

25 an hour is pretty good man. I've never made more than 15.

jesus christ being this dumb

Get out of my thread kid. I make more money than you and have a better quality of life

Meanwhile you're still arguing on Veeky Forums kek

My quality of life allows me to. I’m so happy that I come here to laugh at people like you who have to wake up at 6am to work a 9 hour shift at your McJob :^)

You're 23. You literally have decades to turn things around. Decades.

>$25/h
>bad

I'm making less than $15/h and I live in the most expensive city in Europe. Try again faggot.

Not him and for the record I'm richer than you

Americans make great money. 250,000 USD salary is entirely obtainable for young guys over there in the right fields. In the UK only company directors and very well paid law partners and shit are making that

That’s the joke, user...

you don't need much in a lot of the U.S. though
I make 18/hr and have a 250k house, 2 cars, a motorcycle, and I'm not living too frugal

American here. Trust me, that is not an easily obtainable salary outside of ultra specialized fields and even then you won’t be making anywhere near that in your 20s.

Start by cleaning your room

This is the biggest lie I’ve seen on Veeky Forums in a while.

Jesus...how much debt you in?

234k actual price of house
650 a month mortgage, 2k a year taxes, cars and bike paid off before I bought the house. lived in a shitty apartment while saving up a 55k down payment over 10 years.
also I'm single

helps that I don't pay state taxes and live in a pretty affordable area

Explain.

What state

>regularly work as a cook
>waiters get paid ludicrous amounts of money for two shifts of work every week, get pissed if they don't eclipse $200 in personal tips
>this after also getting paid a wage
>the worst shit they have to deal with is complaints
>meanwhile I'm working 50 hrs/week getting paid near minimum wage
>fucking constant stress, zero time for any sort of break, while working alongside nothing but assholes in 40 degree kitchens
>waiters do nothing but fucking complain when I see them
>bitch about how hot the kitchen is
>are constantly on their phones
I hate waiters so goddamn much

Florida doesn't have state tax.
saves me 9% of my income compared to most states

>Florida

Okay it all makes sense now. As good as that sounds, I’m never leaving Colorado.

>fall in love with every girl i see
I hate that I do this, Korean girls are just so fucking hot lads

is this lara croft, or larry croft?

Holy shit get a load of this Boohoo Boy.

> a bunch of non-problems
> crying like a bitch

>not being to ride your bike to work year round
im only supposed to be here temporarily but man I love there not being a real winter

This is exactly why I got out of food. Waiters/waitresses are entitled pricks and all they do is bitch while making 3× the money as everyone else. Their job is fucking easy too even though they all pretend it's so goddamned hard. The only requirement to get the job is be middling attractive and be able to lift 10 pounds and not a social retard. Fuck em, fuck food service too

Florida is a shithole. No amount of tax savings would make it worth it.

>or larry croft?
>things Veeky Forums does to you

>fix diet with meal prep
>eat more meat
>ask hairdresser for haircut that fits face
>acne is curable, google it
>posture is curable, google it
>social skills takes time, expose yourself to situations where you have to be social
>don’t chase girls, chase goals, then replace girls
>fuck a hooker if its such a big deal to you
>get new credit cards
>stop being a pussy, lear discipline, start by doing changing stuff you can change, then new stuff etc

What's the matter with Florida?

t. Brit

who is on that picture?

>hot and sweaty as fuck
>full of niggers, island niggers, old people, and noo yalk rejects
>flat and massive flooding risk

>Florida doesn't have state tax.
Neither do Texas, Tennessee, or Washington. All of those states have better paying jobs, better climates, and more interesting landscapes.

Yeah does sound shit but at least big Lenny lives there. Also I'll take hot and sweaty over snow, darkness, rain and freezing Siberian winds (scotfag more specifically)

well on the bright side you're making more money than me.

pic related

>making $25/hour at 23
I'm making half that and I'm 26.

this.

faggot you have a good job at 23. so you have money.
quit making excuses and improve yourself you twink

>$25/hour at 23

Fuck man I am 23, right out of college and I make $21 an hour with this new office job.

>$25/hr at 23
I’m 20 and I make £7.70 an hour, fucking hell what

>tfw live in Socal
Just tax me to death.

...

>I’m 20 and I make £7.70 an hour,
I feel you my clone across the pond

I finally found what i wanted to do with my life. I either want to cook or have a restaurant. My country is shit to entrepeneurs so the latter wont happen here and being a cook gets you to 30k a year tops

Whats the name of this caucasian femoid?

I guarantee you aren’t

>my brother 2 years younger is making a salary of double that
your 21 year old brother is making 6 figures? doing what?

first post in this thread but I bet I make more than you.

>I'm not living too frugal
lololol you're living the poverty life homie. Don't kid yourself.

I mean, i don't spend much so it's ok

I know for a fact that you don’t

I'm ready to post a time stamped W2. Are you?

I'll make it simple. My AGI for 2017 was around 500k, with 327k from my W2.

What about you?

Yeah start lifting, eat healthy, learn how to sell and learn how to talk to people. Life is too short to be a loser

The money you make is more than enough sounds like you seriously have no grip of saving or planning

I make 15 an hour. Should I be proud? No degree.

>being this insecure on Veeky Forums that he wants to post a timestamped W2

jesus christ dude, we get it youre an autistic software engineer who bases his entire self worth off his income

>tfw 26 and make literally $18/hr working in fuckin san francisco at some entry level job

why is physical therapy school so hard to get into bros, i cant deal with this anymore, im going to give up

Tbh i would rather be the autistic software engineer.

>lol I makez more than u
>no you don't
>lolz I doez
>here's how much I make with proof if needed, what about you?
>bahhh u iz insecure!!!!11!!!

bitch you're the one who was bragging about his income in the first place. Someone comes in to slap down your poverty level paycheck and you cry insecurity? Are you fucking serious?

LMAO how tall are you that it's bad you're 115 pounds?

Kek you just got btfo stop coping and leave.

im not that guy at all, all i did was see on the front page you wanting to timestamp your W2 on Veeky Forums because you make one of the top incomes in america and want to brag about it. that is some serious insecurity

25 per hour? Holy fucking shit! Get into the gym, buy a car, buy better food, get a new wardrobe and haircut.
Now to make friends talk to dudes in the gym who seem like they go out and hang out with them, they usually know chicks.

isnt 25/hr like the average american salary or just about it?

how else does he prove to him that he makes more?

are you triggered by someone's lack of poverty?

can you even fathom being so insecure that you make a top american income level and get so triggered by some anonymous guy on an anime imageboard saying "i make more than u" that you want to timestamp your W2 form and post it online?

i wonder what kind of job someone so autistic and insecure could even function at that pays so highly? i could only imagine something in software or computers

>cancel it and order a replacement
>go to bank, get it replaced
>get replacement
>get repaired if recent model, otherwise replace
>ready sticky
>transition to diet, then coffee/tea, then water
>wash face regularly, cut sugar, sleep with a fresh towel on your pillow every night, get accutane
>crop it very short. next haircut, just tell the hairdresser to just do what they think would look good (protip get your hair cut by a man)
>this takes time and is more complex than can be covered in a shitpost. go out of way to talk to people, even smalltalk with cashiers and shit.
>Stand Up Straight With Your Shoulders Back™ (copyright 2018 Jordan Peterson)
>not even a problem. this will sort itself out once you socialize more
>this is also normal. once you talk to them and realize they are garbage you will snap out of it.
>that's a fuckton of money. buy a house or condo, will raise your dating market value considerably

worked 4 me

The autism in this thread is strong

>call and tell them, they'll send a new one
>call and tell them, they'll send a new one
>buy a new phone
>get it serviced
>fix your diet
>finish it or throw it out then stop with soda
>eat more to gain weight
>buy some kind of acne medication
>get a better barber to cut it
>sit straight
>go join some kind of club and meet people to practice your social skills
>hire an escort to pop your cherry
>realize that you need to be more selective with the girls you choose, a lot of them seem good at first but turn into evil hoes
>25 hour is an amazing salary for someone aged 23, over here the average is like 14 dollars and I managed to buy a car, motorcycle, brand new phone, brand new car making 15 an hour living at my parents house for 2 years. Now that I'm making close to what you're making I have top of the line everything and saving to buy a condo next year.

dunno wtf ur complaining about you have a comfy af life, just work on shit

So become a waiter you retard

are you retarded?
You sound really fucking butthurt. How much do you make?

>Only 125k
ISHYGDDT

>6'5", just barely passed manlet cut off
>300k at 18
>2/3/4/5 for 10x10
>5 ex-gfs, one of each color (white, brown, yellow, black, red)
>Current WIFE is 9/10 Aryan goddess with blue hair and blonde eyes
>4 children, 2 boys, 2 girl
>2 dogs, one of which was a rescue, one of which was given to me in a card game, both are German Shepherds
>Platinum plated fence
>6 vehicles, one for each member of the family (4 vehicles are stored for when they reach driving age)
>Once killed a man for coughing too loud
>The violent act was so well executed that the cops just let me go
>House has 3 stories; a ghost story, a funny story, and a family history
>Own at least 21 guns
>Work from home
>I'm lying like hell
>I'm actually 21

here we see a ham planet who thinks skinny people cant be insecure

poors out of Veeky Forums when?

I make $27 an hour at 23 but that's before taxes and deductions.

this so much. Some like to pretend it's difficult but everyone knows that the reason its attractive as a job is because its easy and makes money. The only reasons you couldn't be a waiter are if you were ugly or retarded and in that case you don't deserve a place on this earth anyway

the going rate for high tier tech internships is around $10k/month. More if you go anywhere financial. If you're good at interviews you can get those as young as 18. A lot of those are in SF or NYC, but most have housing stipends anyway.

(10k a month ≈ a little under $60 an hour)