You'll never get such a great ass

No matter how much you work out, how well you eat etc. Unless you're born with the right genes, your butt will never look as good as pic related.

How does that make you feel?

>No matter how much you save, how well you collect etc. Unless you get godly luck, your pokemon collection will never look as good as pic related

>How does that make you feel?

well to be honest OP i dont really care about autistic “standards” of arbitrary features of myself

I may be DYEL, but my ass is fantastic and I dare you to prove otherwise.

Who cares about ass? It's all about the feet,my guy.

It's not as good as hers

>saggy avg. ass

kys

>considering this flat flappy behind a great ass

Pathetic.

This is taylor swift tier nigga

>saggy
Jealous much?

>flappy
WTF is that?

She literally has a man's ass. Stop spreading your mom's nudes

Says the guy who's never seen a real woman nude in his life, and judge based on photoshopped porn.

Fuck off

Having a fine ass while being lean is a good way to compensate for being a booblet

bud that girls ass isn't great. Look how it sags down into her legs like melted ice cream and disappears into disappointing hamstrings. I wouldn't even consider the OP pic to be a remotely good ass, it's rectangle shaped. Need to up your standards.

All butts have this "sag".

Stop being such a faggot now

i have a bigger ass, and im a guy

Take a look at this ass

mine is nicer, albeit hairier but nicer

it's easy to fuck a girl with ops body.

it's hard to fuck a girl with ops body + beautiful face

that's a shitty ass

It's a better ass than you'll ever see in your life

Forgot to list the cheat stack.

lol nope, fucked a russian girl with an amazing plump ass smooth skin and aesthetic asshole
sorry m8

next time don't post your gf on the 4chinz to "brag"

>It's a better ass than you'll ever see in your life

LOL. Seriously? That's a skinny fat floppy ass ass.

The 40 year old I tapped when I was 21 had a WAY better ass than that.

being this delusional

>skinnyfat
>floppy
How? It's a fucking great ass. Maybe not big, but perky.

Get a hobby or something OP. This thread is pathetic

Why the fuck did you quote me I will fucking destroy you jackass.

Dude I'll just tell you what you want to hear.
"I would fuck your gf's ass".

Happy now? Now get out, christ.

Best ass coming through

Ass fetish is simultaneously low IQ and autistic.

>>skinnyfat
>>floppy
>How? It's a fucking great ass. Maybe not big, but perky.


We're talking about the OP pic, right? If so, are you fucking blind?

Right side ass, flat with limp sag.

Nice legs. Weak ass ass.

ALL butts fold over the thighs, you dumbass faggot

terrible ass, post bobs and vagene

im a guy and deads and squats gave me an ass bigger and harder than OPs pic. Females will need longer but its easily doable, that example is a low bar at best, shouldve used wide hips

Honestly at just below a working set 3 plate squat my gf told me I have a nicer ass than both her and all her friends.

Mfw

The absolute state of Veeky Forums

you’re going to jail, OP

What about these?

So I take it she turned you down and youre baiting here with the expectation we're gonna laugh at that shitty ass? Cuz if so it means youre even lower on the scale than that shit ass and should consider a noose

>ALL butts fold over the thighs, you dumbass faggot

THat's not accurate.

Some buts hold a curve above the thigh.

Some butts, like the but in the picture we're talking about, sag over the thigh.

If you're into saggy asses, more power to you. But let's not pretend that that saggy muscleless ass is the best humanity will ever touch.

I'd fuck it, sure, but that shape is not even in the top 20% of ass in the world.

>>How? It's a fucking great ass. Maybe not big, but perky.


'Perky' means 'up'.

That ass is not perky, as it sags down.

same ass

don't tell me this isn't perky

>hurr titties :D
Fuck off neanderthal.

>don't tell me this isn't perky

Ok I won't.

Skinny fat.

didnt even read, back to plebbit

You're the same faggot posting the same softcore russian CP victim on Veeky Forums
hang yourself for real

w-what

????????????????????

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Not even taking a extended break from making these shit threads will make that pancake ass any better you silly fucker

Back to >>>/facebook/ with you faggot
You can check out this place called "Reddit" too