NoFap meme

lel my gf knows im on nofap and she loves how fast I can bust after a few days off

Nofap is a Jewish psyop to distract from the very real effects of noporn

Judaism is a MGTOW psyop to distract from the very real effects of BLACKED.COM

Not sure if it is true but about a week after not fapping I got some strange sexual energy response from ladies.
In my college classes I have qt girls migrate to my seat next to me all the time. to the point that I pretty much surrounded by them. My milf professors eye rapes me and seek my atttetion to the point that I swear that one wants to have an afair with me. She always brings up some kind adultery related topic to the class but stare right at me like she is sending those subtle lady signs. Like when girls make up an excuse to look at you or play with their hair when you turned their direction. Which also seems to be happening all the time. At first I thought maybe it was some on next to me but then I tested that theory and started sitting by myself, and once again all the girls can my direction. Must just be a coincidence. I was always good looking but not THAT good looking. This level of attention makes me feel like I'm like one of those faggy heartthrobs, like Justin Bieber or Zac efron or someshit that young college girls love so much.

is that fucking david hogg
how does he have time to chit chat about nofap when hes so busy eroding the fabric of american unity

It's all in your head

I'm not exactly nofap, but this seems like the best place to bring up this problem.
How do you guys prevent nocturnal emissions? I dislike changing my sheets so often, also makes me feel gross.

hahaha what the fuck is this

>knowing de way

Tier 8: Reality Hacker
>JFK shot himself
>Deep soy
>90% of books written by one author
>bugchasing
>Lithuanian poems

>golf rumors
Fucking delete this shit, you are putting a lot of innocent newfags at risk

where do I go to learn more about the stuff on this list? Where do I begin?

cucked

You have to use searx.me/ to search, it won't show up on Google.
But be aware, if it says "don't research" or use caution, NEVER type it into any search engine anywhere.
***ESPECIALLY DO NOT SEARCH FOR GOLF RUMORS.***

Just search the title? That's it? What if it gives nothing relevant?

Most of the results won't be relevant on the first page. You will have to dig. Bonus points if it has a foreign language in the page.

What happens if hypothetically I just typed this in on google and clicked a link on reddit's paranormal page, would I get v&

>About • Feedback • Legal • Contact

Then be grateful. Tier 2 is about as far as you can go without giving up the essence of your human life.

Take Operation Fishbowl for example; a quick Google or Wikipedia search will give you the basics. But nothing there will tell you the true essence of it. Wikipedia will tell you it was a high-altitude test of nuclear weapons. It will even tell you that the Starfish Prime blast damaged satellites.

But it won't tell you that the damaged satellites were from an alien civilization attempting to broadcast soy-infused ideologies. Of course, some would say this only delayed the inevitable, as we are enduring a resurgence of those ideologies and their underlying source today.

v&? Is that actually the absolute worst you think will happen to you?

I mean.... first offense? reddit?

Lmao I lost it

is this bait, please all tell me its bait

Your first offense will be your last.
Don't fucking search this.
Did you know bugchasing is when gay dudes have a lot of sex with the intention of catching HIV? Most of this shit is real actually
I will admit, they obviously can't break down the doors of every kid who types in this shit. If you are the right demographic, age, etc. and you search for some (not all) of this stuff, you WILL be acted upon.

Welp it was fun while it lasted Veeky Forums, either this is bait or I'm gonna disappear soon but I'm having a mini panic attack right now so I think it's time for a break from the internet.

>Today I have the day off since reading week and no work
>feel positive, optimistic and full of energy
>Have good workout
>Feel hungry so I figure I'll eat before I do anything else
>End up jerking off
>Do it again
>And again
>And again
>Feel tired and will just leave all those "to-do's" till tomorrow.

Just pull out and restart you niggers.

whats the purpose of the pic

Someone please tell me this is bait though bros I feel like I'm gonna pass out.

>can't fap and go on with his day
You're just low test. Get TRT

It's just a permaculture/homestead pic I found in /out/
You'll be fine if you don't search it. Like I said, they have certain demographics and shit, and they correlate it to anything else you've posted online. (e.g. if all a kid searches is minecraft mods, and then searches one of these things, they won't give a shit)

so just use a library computer?

What if one were to search in a cursory way, again, only on google, a couple of other things from that picture too but only the ridiculous ones like time cube as well as the g*lfing one. And if they're a normal college student, say.

I'll search it wish me luck

uh.... what's your plan. Just hope for the best?

>library computer
Have you been paying attention? You think they can't tell that you're trying to evade them with a library computer? The second you walk in, cameras know exactly who you are. If you try to wear a hoodie for example to hide your face, they can still deduce who you are by your posture, walking speed, frame etc.
There really isn't such thing as a "normal college student" to them, in fact that's the age when most people start to get into this kind of stuff (and consequently the age when they start acting upon it)
If you want to try, stay below tier 4 at the very least. At your own risk.

I do not know what you are talking about Veeky Forums anonymous user but an NSA officer didn't break into my house and I am fine.
Goodbye forever, user.

>NSA
>He is worried about the NSA of all things

nofap is a meme. noporn while fapping maybe once a week is the redpill.

I don't want to get into it is the thing, I'd just like to know if I can get out now after (entirely naively) literally just searching these things and doing little to no reading
Get out without eating a 9mm that is.
Do I have to eat more soy? Is that what I'm missing?

I dunno brother. Depends on what you searched and who you are; it could be nothing, or you could end up wishing you'd eaten a 9mm.

If I had searched for some hearsay about a body of water in the vicinity of persia for instance? Or something that sounds similar to it.

I can't spoon feed you this shit man, if I knew everything I would've been either 1) taken out by them or 2) recruited by them
it depends on your past history as well, not only what you search now.

>it's all in your head
Welcome (back) to normal testosterone levels. Its ironic that what the feminist screech is not a lie or a meme. Men with appropriate test levels are delusional sex crazed beasts (just ask fraud).
>every woman loves me
>I make pussy wet by breathing
>of course they want(ed) to fuck
I'm proud of you user
Don't waste it on a fat chick

this thread got weird way fucking fast. i don't need to know all this shit right before bed, and now i'm in too deep goddamnit. i thought i was woke before but holy fuck

Don't forget, you're here forever.

Then I'm probably fine. I went on /pol/ literally one single time like six years ago, I stopped going on /k/, and I don't read about any shady stuff or conspiracy theories at all nor do I believe in them.

Shit though, people really ought not to post that photo as if it's nothing, you go in expecting bogdanoff memes and come out with a heart attack and a cold sweat, especially since it's full of shmuck bait.
It's not worth it breh

>Give up jacking for Lent
>Absolut caveman mode after 5 days
>Catch myself leering at random thots on the bus, imaging depraved sexual fantasies
>Full-on erections at the gym whenever some thot walks by
>Literally ejaculated in my pants when some girl sitting next to me on the bus repositioned herself and her ass rubbed against my leg
>Can't even focus on normal shit because of how much horniness is consuming my being
AT this point I don't even care if it's the "real man xddd" way to be, never ejaculating is unbearable.

Girls can tell. They can sense the primal beast raging inside of you.
Rape them, it's what they really want.

This picture is all one big meme... Right?

I am the same way,If you can do no fap for a week without creaming your pants your low t.

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>Mfw came into this thread expecting laughter but left getting spooked

Enjoy prison.

>Fapstronaut

>NoFap meme
NoFap is good for autistic dweebs who were used to fapping mutlltiple times a day. Go cold turkey for 4 weeks and reset your libido and mindset. Quit porn entirely, its unhealthy, time wasting crap. Then mastrubate like a healthy young man like once week. No porn. Don't edge for hours, just do it to get the tension away.

Some of them are true.

Luke is one of the most beta men in existence.

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searched

its a performance anxiety thing for her and him, they won't move past that and then have amiable second round sex like civilized humans they'll kvetch over the early fire and then develop neuroses which ruin their sex lives like good Americans

Nofap includes noporn. If you call it nofap while watching porn, it's not nofap

nofap confirmed for jewish trick then

gb2reddit newfag

Yea so she can spend as little time as possible with you inside her. Can't spoil the goods to much for Chad on the weekend.

>Thomas Pynchon
Kekd

For NoPorn, what is the definition/cutoff for something to be porn? Or is it lust like Scalia said, "I know it when I see it."

>Virus 23
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Being this cucked

i doubt you have sex on a regular basis my friend, but nice try.

This is retarded since sex is much better when have the urge. Fapping a few hours before usually reduces the urge for sex, resulting in worse sex.

Ah damn i forgot the rule for sex is: the longer the better and nothing elseis important.

what the fuck is golf rumors thebn?

>Arnold's real height
do tell

>Tibetan slut stocks

>lottery exists to catch time travellers
Damn son you might be onto something here

Me 3. Interesting but kinda nonsense

>my red is not your red
This shit actually kept me up at night back when I was in highschool

Holy shit this thread. If the getting v& rumours are true, then thank god I don't live in a big country

>on day 1000 of nofap btw

>Triassic mystery
?????

Yeah if youre a faggot who can't control himself than go for it.

half of this shit gets me results on google

whats sp00kier is when you DONT get results

Fuck I wish people would just stop posting that picture. Something about it is very unsettling and offputting, infinitely more than the average soy face, even as a thumbnail.

no it isn't some of this shit sounds cool as fuck
REEEEEE

Don't you get it? It isn't a trick to fool the goyim, it is their strategy to keep others docile. Whenever I go on nofap, I notice I have a lot more hatred for Jews specifically.

It's because he's a fat fag trying to look sexy.

Why, on all tiers, shit that makes sense is mixed with shit that, at least as far as I know, does not make sense at all?

I remember when I did nofap and got to about 3 weeks, some thot with dummy ass was doing some weird bodyweight stuff right in front of the pec fly machine and I got 100% hard, I literally couldn't leave the machine for 5 minutes despite some guy asking to work in because my shorts didn't have pockets I could use to hide the erection
Nofap turned me into the gym bully

Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction user

>pornstars leeching your energy
I KNEW IT

But dadddd How can I go four weeks if I can't make it four dayyyssssss.