Feels thread

You do realize she already gave you a run right? That party was her letting you take her out. You were clearly not the man she thought you were.

Pussy

>No GF
>Only ever fuked a chubby chick
>Struggling in school
>Severely depressed for whatever reason
>Full cocoon lifting mode

At least I finally hit 315 for diddlies today... pic related

if thats the case, then good riddance. dont wanna be messin about with a slut

>get preventive blood work
>high cholesterol and creatinine levels
>doctor says no more whey or eggs, cut down red meat

Th-thanks

what does your diet normally consist of?

I feel you man. I've never had a GF, only fucked two girls.

Coming off my best ever semester with a 3.8 GPA and falling on my face this semester. I'm tired all the time idk what changed.

Bench is getting close to 2pl8,,,,

>this girl was trying to have sex with me and I didn't make a move, I then waited a COUPLE DAYS to text her and she didn't respond. Why is life so unfair Veeky Forums???

How do I avoid having my penor sticking out in the gym?

you should have already made a move, she thinks you’re a faggot beta. women size you up unconsciously all the time. whores who dance all over you want to get fondled and fucked user. im sorry
they’re not human why do you care?

and women don't want to mess around with faggot soyboys who don't know how to take what they want

idk if thats the case. because i was also dancing/grinding with her friends as well. maybe it was that, that turned her off?

I don’t know where this comes from. The fake profiles are so easy to spot it’s untrue

Daily:
>2 eggs
>1 scoop whey
>400ml non fat milk
>600gr meats (meat, chicken, fish, etc)
>200gr Greek yogurt
>random carbs whenever I eat elsewhere (which is often)
>veggies

What do white people have against shoes?

>walk past someone
>say good morning to him
>realize its 4pm

that seems pretty reasonable

what is your body fat %?

You can't user... You just have to accept the fact that your dick is painfully average, and that this fact is plain to all, and that you only lift for big muscles to compensate for your small penis.

Around 15% I think, trying to cut right now

thats wierd

and he specifically said that ur bad cholesterol is high???

>recently found out my estranged father is dying from cancer.
>trying to reconnect while we can

Watching someone face their own mortality is hard as fuck. I've never been close with the guy but I'm a wreck whenever I think about it or talk to him.

Probably not. Why are you so convinced she really really wants to be with you? The other user was right, it was the definition of a fling. If you missed the moment, you missed the moment and nothing will change that or do it over.

Yep, LDL is around 190, FML.
It's probably generic anyway, my granny and father had strokes pretty young

>she's never coming back
Is there any point even bring alive bros

oh

well shit

onwards and upwards i guess. i think it might just be time to leave humanity behind... lift only for my fellow men

Basically this. You’re supposed to fuck girls asap or else they think of you as a bitch and their pussy dries up.

there’s always someone else m8

Slowly getting over her. I just want peace, love, friendship and understanding.

I don't wear shoes when I dl because some retard told me not to a while back. I just got used to it so I still do it... But it's the only meme I've fallen for, and it's not a bad one at that.

OP ABSOLUTELY BTFO

>Just found out I have a 70% in one of my required courses
>Can make it up to a C+ end of the quarter based on which assignments come next
>GPA will still be too low for me to keep academic scholarship
>Will more than likely lose it
>Gonna have to drop out because of a fucking faggot Politics of Reproduction class
>Tfw you wasted 3 years of college to end up in $100,000 in debt with nothing to show for it
>tfw you fell for the uni meme

>$100,000 in debt

Wear compression underwear and dont wear light colored or thin pants/shorts.

>partywhore

you're a dumbass

>work cut me
>go up to the managers talk to them
>they say we'll see what we can do
>next roster comes out and it's pretty obvious they didn't fucking listen
>stuck in a rut where I'm now forced to look for another job, but no one wants to hire a Uni student who is only available 3/7 days a week

I feel so angry Veeky Forums, it frustrates me.

>be fat manlet at 5'8 330 pounds in 2016
>decide not to kill self
>visit /fat/ and /fph/ for the past year, learn a lot
>have dropped to 227, goal weight of 160
>suddenly even though still a fat fuck i'm not completely invisible to women
>i most likely look angry all the time but they still do it
>can't fucking be a human being and carry a conversation with them
>starting to wonder what the point of all this is
>contemplating suicide again since i'm already dead to the world, wondering wtf the point of all that work was, still counting calories like a faggot

tru

Currently with first ever Gf and to be honest it just feels like a pretty good friend i Can Fuck. If she were to break up today id be able to move On in an instant. Idk if this is true love but this whole High-School teenage love thing Wore off Real Quick... yall niggas didnt miss shit
>inb4 underage, 19 you cucks

Sad but brutally true, OP make sure that in the future you seal the deal the night of or its over, had a similar situation and now I'm in the friend zone fml

shit breh

i guess ur right. sucks, but right

nah brah. leave humanity behind. you dont need them. just become the biggest, most shredded dude in your city.

your confidence will skyrocket. then u can slowly ease back into the social world. most girls tolerate even the most autistic of guys if they are even remotely attractive

dont worry, we're all gunna make it

>Everybody I know has collectively moved on from me
>Nobody answers calls/texts
>My only connection to the outside world is a girl in Poland I talk to online who wants the d
>Moved back in with parents last year because debt
>Made no gains since Christmas
>Haven't even kissed a girl in 2 years

My will has been well and truly sapped. I wish I could just start hallucinating bartenders offering me a way out but my brain isn't even interesting enough to do that.

This. You’re retarded, OP.

>crush makes fun of me for living at home while I go to school

THIS. A million times this. Drop the shy gentleman act you guys.

Rightfully so. Get the fuck out of your parents’ house user.

>he doesn't have real friends so he vents on an anonymous imageboard

Are you me breh?
At least I'm still living on my own, so there's SOME hope, r-right?

>tfw your childhood friends just ignore your texts

your reward system is fucked up. probably from porn.

OwO what's this?

>tfw your childhood best friend ignores your texts, stops lifting and spends all his free time in his brother's flat smoking bowls, hanging out with the guys you both used to bully in school

For all of my misery, I guess I can be glad I'm not him.

alright that's the last straw I'll get a job

>get into such a depression spiral after they completely blow you off that you lift autistically and work out almost constantly to the point where you've gone from fat guy to toned guy but your IT ex friends will never know

I just want them to be jelly of my gains, those fucking losers, they're probably eating pringles and watching the Big Bang Theory every day still, those FUCKS

...

at least you can work off that debt in 5 years or so it would take yuropoor at least 10-20 years if not more

how old?

bear in mind i'm only a 2nd year med student so big grain of salt but honestly that just means i know less about drug prices and treatment protocols and more about the actual science behind it all than most physicians

assuming you're under 40 with that diet and that %bf your fucked up lipids have to be genetic, especially given your exercise levels (assumably). what were your HDL/VLDL/tgcs? assumably bp was fine?

smells like familial hypercholesterolemia, especially given family hx. you should probably be on a statin drug, maybe ezetimibe or some bile salt chelator.

either way, your diet def isn't the issue, you need to get that looked into further, and if your pcp won't go to someone who isn't a lazy shit

also final note but the creatinine's fine, it's gonna be higher in someone who's Veeky Forums, and unless you've got the beetus or some other shit that would give you kidney failure it doesn't matter

I'm 31, and you're probably right about cholesterol, my BP was fine

Creatinine has me more concerned, since the nephrologist was worried and ordered me a shitload of exams to find out what is going on

Going on a date with a cute Japanese girl this Sunday. Nervous as fuck. I don't want to fuck this up.

>be cynical 30 yr oldfag
>just started dating 21 yr old qt last week
>haven't felt this way about a girl in like 10 years
>she's leaving in June for summer internship

I see no way this ends well and I am dreading the pain

Dude any chick who fucks the first night and acts like a slut isn't the kind that would make you happy. If they put up a fight but you charm your way into their hole, then sure but steer clear of any that would throw it at you unless that is EXACTLY what you are after.

Don't they get free schooling?
>Tfw California pays for mine
Fuck small government.

was your doctor jewish?

Brutally tru

how high was it? also when had you last worked out?

bear in mind creatinine is just a byproduct of skeletal muscle activity (creatine -> creatine phosphate -> creatinine), so it can be elevated artifically if you just worked out, are taking creatine supplements, have a particularly high muscle mass, eaten a particularly large meal, etc.

it's used as a kidney marker because it's (almost) exclusively passively filtered, so gives a good idea of passive filtration in the kidney, and it's cheap and easy to detect, but it's not a perfect thing for the reasons mentioned above.

so far as i know to get kidney failure at your age you'd have to have some kind of genetic disease or have been taking some hardcore medications, it's almost exclusively older folks.

I've had between 1.3 and 1.4 mg/dl over 3 different tests, which were done 3 days after working out. It doesn't seem awfully high, my concern comes mostly from how the doctors have reacted to it.

Thanks for the explanation btw user, you're a bro

It's because you smoke

Oh, dude, yeah the normal range is 0.8-1.2, you're barely even out of that, probably just a quirk of your body + reasons mentioned before, I'd still listen to your doctors obviously but don't stress yourself out about it too much.

And np man, good luck getting it all sorted.

>Been lifting on and off for 4 years.
>Go through spells of lifting for a few months, then not lifting at all and losing control of diet.
>I could have probably have made it right now if I had willpower.

> It's a fine day
> I'm on my way to the gym
> I feel some shit but it really tastes like a cock
> Doing squats
> It's my turn 295x5
> It's a weight that costs me a ball
> I'm in the hole of the cock
> I feel like a little black man
> Sale africa full of my ass
> At least it was a jet of diahrrea
> Damn it
> I have to walk to the bathroom with that full sheath in my ass
> It gave me a pity of the pussy

She showed clear interest and intent.. and you moved too slow.
If you'd given her the D (even a sample in the club bathroom) you'd have a response.
You fuckers forget that women are biologically programmed to be dominated, and when you don't show any interest or aggression they switch OFF.

>haven’t been to the gym in three months
>hairline is receding
>work takes up all my time
>depression eating at me
>self loathing
>ate a whole jar of nutella for no fucking reason
>hate myself more and more everyday I skip the gym
Go on without me, brahs. I don’t think I’m going to make it

>Broke up with GF
>Didn't get the job offer

It's hard to move up in life, but I'll never stop chasing my dreams. We're all gonna make it one day.

>be 344lbs
>randomly start talking to some retarded liberal girl on twitter arguing about politics
>talk every day
>get feels for her a month later
>decide to start dieting and going to the gym
>call her numerous times crying and constantly ask her why she talks to me
>wait 8 months to send her a picture of me
>have numerous panic attacks when she gets mad at me and blocks me
>send her a dick pic randomly one day to try to push her away
>says to never talk to her again
fast forward 5 months to yesterday
>feeling lonely and shitty
>relistening over and over a metal song
>grab my forearms and stare at my veins and realize how easily this could all be over
>check my phone and realize it's been exactly 5 months since I talked to this girl and I've made zero progress talking to anyone else
>start laughing hysterically whilst bawling at the same time
>talk to a mom that I'm friends with online whose daughter tried to kill herself two weeks about how I feel
>realize that every person I've befriended online is no longer interested in me/doesn't reach out
>the only person I talk to is that mom I know online
getting close to my wit's end fellas

>started looking pretty good bodywise
>start getting quite some matches on twitch with girls I find pretty attractive
>tfw all the pleasant, nice, attractive, kind, genuinely-likes-me girls are ALL from way out of town away
>tfw every match in town has been either stuck up stacy bitch or simply not a good match

I JUST WANNA MEET SOMEONE I LIKE RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I HAVEN'T MET A GIRL IN 3 MONTHS

Wtf fella. I'm struggling to be sympathetic to your obvious faggotry.

That said, don't give up, keep going.

>ps try to find hobbies apart from being an obnoxious politics fag

I don't even care about politics anymore, I don't do anything. Quit going to classes last semester and didn't sign up this semester, started volunteering at SPCA but don't go as often as I'd like to. Only hobby I have is lifting

>noob gains got me my first female mire last semester
>qt autistic cardio bunny messaged me first over facebook during winter break
>hanging out once or twice a week, if schedules permit
>first hand I've held romantically, first tits/ass/body in general I've felt
>keeps bringing up how it's unfair how much stronger I am than her
>she's offering to cook me Veeky Forums meals since my dorm doesn't have a usable kitchen
This is what half a year of calisthenics and half a year of general lifting can get me? I'm resolving to start on an actual plan when the semester eases up a little bit in a few weeks. I know I'm still DYEL right now, I want to become truly strong. Hopefully this girl is with me for a good part of that journey, she's female Veeky Forums and I think she'll be supportive.

so this is the part where we all post various reaction faces of people being confused right? LEL SO RANDUM WHAT IS HE EVEN SAYING xDD

You need mental gains too. Read marcus aurelius

i Dated a gil and thought "Oh man, im gonna break her heart one day"

it was me. it was only me who broke. you dont know what you're in for faggot

Boys I did 200x6 on the bench today. I can see the 2pl8 dream. we're all gonna make it

you're gonna make it. do it for us

>t. brainlet

>Noticed a grey hair today
>turned 27 20 days ago
I never asked for this feel.

whatever man, grey hair doesn't mean shit as long as it's not falling out and your skin isn't nasty/leathery/wrinkly. salt n pepper's a good look.

>400ml non fat milk
Whole milk is the best for gains. I use 3.25% myself. Skim milk is literally water.

I'm getting old and I realised it truly today.

Got dozens of grey hairs at my temples. I have since I was probably 22. I'm 25 now and they're creeping in more and more but I've got years before I'll be fully grey.

Friends have said it looks kinda cool. I'm not bothered either way.

this right here I only have like 7 on the back of my head, no one cares as long as you got hair

I lowered my LDL and cholesterol by switching to a fasted focused lifestyle. Pic related

Jesus. Clean your room