What do you lift for Veeky Forums?

What do you lift for Veeky Forums?

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I am old so but I look young. If I don't life I get fat.

Don't drink booze, don't go out in the sun, and sleep lots, you will look 15 yrs younger than your peers.

To be better than other people

To protect my kids from commie faggots

To take my depression out on something.

because I want to believe the future will be better than the present.

For the race war

My imaginary girlfriend, who one day will be replaced by a real one.

for the upcoming race war

For Jesus and tomboys

This, except unironically

To live up to the gospel of the lord

and to live up to the Gospel of the Lord

To kill my older self.

For the God-Emperor

Why didn't they fix her derpy eyes when they photoshopped everything else?
Is lazy eyes considered cute now?

I sure as shit don't do it for Ela. I will for Valkyrie tho

To make other men feel inferior and to make women feel subordinated

Girls. Girls that used to be boys...

to gain strength and muscle for mma.

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Global White Supremacy

To be the best father for my daughter.
>resents me for being such a failure health-wise
>takes on my bad habits because she thinks it's ok to do since daddy does it
I honestly don't know which one is worse, so I'm fixing my shit before she starts remembering. No more fast food, no more chips and hostess and cola, no more sitting on the computer all day after work, actually going outside and walking to the park, actually cooking food myself, etc. I'm saving so much money from my diet change that she will actually be much better off than I expected, meaning I can stress less and I'll be happier and she'll be happier. Everything builds on each other and I never felt happier in my life than the way things are setting up now. It's so hard doing it all at once, but it's getting easier every day.

I lift for sports so I can hit people hard

She's holding that the wrong way

the only viable goal

For the end of the world

asian gf

Czeched

Because I unironically enjoy the struggle.

>that hair
F U A R K

hope that kid kills itself

For thicc blacc goddesses

This right here is a damn good reason user

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To better defend myself following the projected demographic change in my country.

represent

Me too, Jesus-and-tomboys-brah, me too.

because i am scared if i dont i will sink back into further depression and anxiety. Everytime i lift my head feels clearer, plus its a fun thing to do with friends.

and i get mired by my grandparents, feels good mane

Because i'm narcissistic and i want my body to be as perfect as my mind

>custody goes to maternal grandparents
Wow, way to fuck up that entire family.

anime tiddies

wtf skyrim looks like THAT????

Surprising lack of S H A D M A N in this thread...

>surprising
It's only a small handful of people that peddle that shit.

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amen

Godspeed You! Father user

>blows her head off

For my invisible waifu

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man we are fucked aren't we?

the future looks grim

For de race war

this

but where do i find qt christian tomboys?

Be friendless basement dweller, look young. Got it

Definitely not that thing

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The only goal nobler than securing a future for your race is to ensure your race is worth securing. For the glory of your children ensure your old self stays dead

Brother!

In the hopes that someday I might not be so miserable

Remember, if you want a good Christian wife you have to be a good Christian man. We are all gonna make it, brethren

To become better than any man who she'll try to replace me with. She will know leaving me to fuck around was the worst mistake of her life.

christianity is for literal cucks lmfao

>if i don't life i get fat
nigga what is you sayin?!

I hate Ela mains so fucking much

they'll all be gone after the next patch

My happiness. Lifting keeps me sane and happy in the worst of times, and keeps me humble in the best of times.

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To know I can defend myself better in the future and to stay ahead of my competitive gf

Yeah, that's about right.

I lift because what else is there to do

Nice LARP soyboy faggot

I know it's corny but i want to what it is like to be strong

>inb4 responding to bait
>inb4 posting pic of self on le chan
>inb4 doxxing self
>inb4 you can't inb4
Get a life outside of your electric distraction box, it's one of the best things I did. You'll feel happier too.

I lift for the BBC

6'2'' 160 lb. big forehead and abnormally long neck. Need to get swol so I can crush puss in my 20s then find a suitable qt for marriage before 35. Also, don't want to live my life weak and vulnerable.

The BRITISH BROADCASTING CORPORATION?

woosh

IRON WITHIN BROTHERS

My girl Stefania Ferrario. (the one all the way to the right)

HERETICAL IRON WARRIOR SCUM, "THE FLESH IS WEAK" MANTRA OF THE IRON HANDS IS THE ONLY TRUTH!

for the upcoming race war

for health

FOR THE EMPREAHHH

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If I'm barred from Lutheranism for unforgiveable sin are there other denominations that will take me?

The only answer

my face is ugly
my dick is small
my hair is leaving me
my social life is dead
all I have is my body.

carry on user.... carry on...

To make her regret everything she did to me....

For Sabina's smile.

>tomboys

I've gotten to a point where I work, workout, and read my bible daily. My life has done nothing but improve.

This

mmyes we must cut off the head of the sphinx

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to add to this, sunscreen is your greatest ally

For the one girl who struggled to make pancakes

this cutie brown gf that doesn't want me back, even though I dumped her

and the HAPA she replaced

and for me, cause I hate needing anyone and if my heart will be stone then so will my body