Yoga General

Pros:
>improved flexibility
>reduced anxiety
>improved core strength
>can sniff the assholes of young, lithe women

Cons: none

Why arent you doing yoga, Veeky Forums?

Hot yoga is brutal, love that shit

I want to start doing yoga but I have no idea where to begin.

Go to a class

Google for a studio near you, then look at their schedule for a beginners class. If you are uncomfortable look up some beginners yoga on youtube. I really recommend eventually getting out of the house to get maximum benefits from it though.

I'm an blue collar old man with a giant cock and a tendency of making women feel like they are or have been raped during and after sex.

It'll be a powder keg

Because I wouldn't stop staring and I don't want to be known as that weirdo virgin loser.

ive been lifting for 10 years and only recently started doing yoga

shit is amazing for reducing inflammation all over my body, but especially in areas that my normal workouts dont target. i dont have chronic pain in my wrists, ankles, and neck any more

the increased flexibility is nice for lifting, too

i could do it at home but i choose to pay for classes so i can pick up chicks. its really easy to break the ice after youve spent an hour stretching and sweating in the same room together

Lol tough guy role play. You are just as bad as the chicks that are overly concerned with their social media presence that populate the average yoga class.

How is this pose called?

The "Harder, Daddy".

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The "dinners ready"

First time I ever laguhed with a brap post. Good job.

The "allahu ackbarbell".

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It looks like Child's Pose but her knees should be farther apart

Cons
>full of hippies
>boring as fuck
>magic and shit

I tried it for six months and only got bored.
>muh chackras
>muh vadanasanatrikonasamongler pose

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What clothes should a male (not faggot) wear in a yoga class

Odd, i go to a place that is literally 90% young staceys in yoga pants, zero hippies and one instructor who gives off a slight hippie vibe but is really just relaxed. Ive never heard anything about chakras or magic; it's all about stretching and tension relief.

Cons:
>Studio memberships are pricey af on top of a gym membership
>Most classes are NOT young, supple 20-somethings that you think you're going to pick up after class for a smoothie and a fuq
>Beginner classes aren't challenging enough, Advanced classes are judgmental and require full concentration
>8am bikram is almost always braphogs who rolled out of bed instead of showering before a hot class
>You need like 9/10 face aesthetics to be a Lulu ambassedor
>No one cares about your 'Gram
>No one cares about your Bali retreat
>No one care about your homemade kombucha
>Natty limit for yoga gains is like your second class

Just wear a tank and shorts. I wear a sweat-wicking tank, compression shorts, and I freeball in them. It's my class, my comfort. I have to look at Angela's mooseknuckle and her unkept bush, you can look at the outline of my cockhead in half-moon pose.

>that
>Child's Pose

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don't wear socks

because men like you go to yoga

I love yoga, my gym offers classes most days of the week. Going after a heavy lift session is the best, from pumping heavy iron to doing slow, contained bodyweight shit, I can really feel my strength and flexibility gains.

>after a heavy lift
>I can really feel my strength and flexibility

the American taxpayer

The pull down and get in.

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B-but... what if it turns me gay?

Why not?

Would girls rather go to a class with a male instructor or a female instructor?

Asking because I can choose between a course with a just that.

The "SNIFFFFFFFFFFF"