Be me

>be me
>go to gym with friend
>backday.jpg
>go to squat rack for some dead lifts
>notice gym crush in the rack next to me, I really wanna talk to her
>FUCK.exe
>she's so cute
>blonde
>tight
>CUTE AS FUCK
>trying to lift with proper form without embarrassing myself
>try lift 90kg
>make it
>going for 100kg
>look for 10kg plates
>she has the closest ones
>her headphones are on
>fuck i have to ask her for it
>ask her but don't look her in the eye and she says I can take them
>go back to rack and lift the 100kg
>she ignores me and continues with her cardio bunny workout, fucking light squats and lunges
>can't take the heat anymore
>leave gym

How have you fucked up today user?

>deadlifts in the squat rack

You have too much anxiety, try quitting caffeine

>90+20=100

i actually drank a cup as pre workout thanks

>don't look her in the eye

There's your mistake. The eye is the window of the soul, you would have noticed if there was interest. You'll have to try another time.

Tbh I really disapprove of the gym as a place for hitting on girls. Even worse is when she is actually doing her workout. Like god damn, let her work out in peace and talk to her when she rests or better, on the way out of the gym.

>American education
how to open her?
>inb4 "hey you working out?"

This caffeine meme needs to stop

Oy brainlet
>(40+10) + (40+10) = 100
You don't lift do you?

>try lift 90kg
>make it
>going for 100kg
>look for 10kg plates

Sorry

Nothing really hard, but it's subtle.

Like if she's resting and you make eye contact there's a small window for you to break the ice if she looks receptive.

I go for stuff that I notice (yes it requires observation skills). If you saw her struggling with last set (>implying) you could say something like "Good job on the last set, you gave it your best didn't you?"

And then snowball with bullshit small talk, you do need to have game for that tho.

HAHAHAHA. All the blood that should have been in his brain was in his balls.

>she doesn't look at you after you only ask to use her weights
>literally nothing to engage conversation or draw notice over
>waaa i fucked up
are you on some next level beta shit OP? fucking pussy go drink some estrogen

not gonna lie thats actually a good opener

kek

Caffeine gives me confidence and makes me chatty. It helped me change my life.

will she like me if i have a body like this

Please tell me this isn't true, you waste of oxygen.

>woke up early
>had some preworkout food
>went to personal lifting training session
>came home, had protein shake, 2 eggs, cheese quesadillas
>have job interview
>going to gym later for my pull day

Oh. Wait. I haven't fucked up...

OP said he did 90kg then wanted to do 100kg. Adding two 10kg plates is 110

What the fuck? Why are you talking? You're there to lift. When I'm in the gym, people only get in my way. I'm going to be a homegym master race someday because fuck normies in my workspace. If I want to socialize, I'll go out to a bar or club. If I want to work out, I go to the gym.

thanks for making me feel better about myself user

>what are 5kg plates

Everyone needs examples. And hey, good work on the 100kg. Next time you go, try some Thot Lookaways, too.

But OP went looking for 10kg plates.

>look for 10kg plates

How much did OP lift total including bar, in lbs?

>drug dependence
Never gonna make it

Oh I agree. I really don't like it either, it's just something I did a couple times in the past.
I get absolutely antisocial when I work out these days.
My point was that if you wanna chat up this gym QT, do it on the way out or at worst in between her sets but I don't advise it.

Thats good, its all about finding what works for you

>tfw caffeine increases anxiety but without it i cant get out of bed and get shit done.
Wat do?

It had given me a social base. I don't need to rely on it to speak with people now.
But I love the taste so I still drink it.

Cheers lad.

>reeeeeeeee