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i installed grindr just because i thought it was a meme and hooked up a 18 years old twink, he drives me crazy, best sex ever had, cute face, he also wears make up for me

damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

he wants us to be boyfriends but i dont fucking want to come out as a gay to my family

im not a fucking fag

>i installed grindr just because i thought it was a meme and hooked up a 18 years old twink, he drives me crazy, best sex ever had, cute face, he also wears make up for me
> im not a fucking fag

throw them out user, I believe in you

I regular eat ice cream and I stopped doing my morning runs months ago

But when I take them I’m happy and productive

Sigh it probably means I’m depressed or something reee

Throw em out. If you don't do it and end up getting addicted to them again, every time you want to quit you'll just tell yourself you were to weak last time, whats different this time.

No your just dependent on a substance to make you happy. Youre never gonna make it

I barely even workout anymore. I just do curls and tricep extensions in my room and watch my diet.

Mail them to me

Saturday I ate chinese takeout then got drunk and picked up 4 sausage burritos at McDonalds. Fuck.

Haven't worked out in a week now and been off nofap. I'll get back to normal this evening brothers.

this is your brain on Jews

I have a meeting tomorrow with my dr to discuss my test levels but he wants to talk about my adderall use. Should I hand him my bottle and say please don’t prescribe this to me anymore?

It’s hard to get

I have a cheat day today 2 days before my cut. At 6300 kcal so far.

I think I have a slipped disk from my job. I can't squat more than 2.5 plate without it hurting a lot. I can still deadlift any weight fine.

I had a handful of chips today. But I guess its not too bad since im trying to bulk up.

Anyway, is it bad that my max (for reps) on squat and deadlift are the same? What should be more?

Fucking kek. Just have him dress up as a trap.

Ate a bagel with processed ham.

Is this DEFINITIVELY junkfood/ will inhibit gains?

Being an ectomorph sucks.
But I can eat whatever I want

>be me having a wank
>go on adult chat room
>girl pops up asking for guys near her
>live near her so message
>start chatting
>proper dirty bitch
>sends me a pic
>is my wife's friend
>carry on chatting but not sending her pics.
>cum all over to her dirty pics
>delete her pics instantly as can't risk wife ever seeing it
>go on same chat room most days hoping to see her on there

I'd never physically cheat. I just consider it an interactive wank. No different to porn

>fucks twinks on the regular
>n-n-no homo

r/fit in a nutshell

your marriage is toast brah

I regularly hire huge titted prostitutes and have them lick my nipples so I can blow a huge load on their tits.

Co worker brought cookies in to work today. I squeezed through the Ziploc bag hoping they were hard and brittle so I could say no and easily deny them.
But they were soft and moist and felt delicious. I wanted those cookies. I wanted them so bad

Pic is feelings related

I've gained a lot of fat during last month. Can't keep myself from eating due to out of nowhere depression. I'm 29 and still can't get my shit together, even working out doesn't bring me joy anymore and I force myself to do it just to get fat slower

keep telling myself I'll start cutting because I'm approaching 20% bf, keep delaying it or coming up with dumb rationalisations for why I'll be better if I eat more for longer - then just when I need my gf to be helpful she starts the whole 'I like the way you look now spiel' and it makes everything worse

i am depressed and i the last 48 hours ive eaten a bowl of oatmeal, 2 avocados, and some ramen

My gf got beat as a kid so shes deathly afraid of me being mad at her. Somtimes when she does stuff thats anoying like argue with me I sort of ignore her texts for like an hour. She panics and acts really lovey dovey for a day or so when I text her back after she panics. I know I'm an asshole for doing this but I really love being treated like I'm her master or something.

Dude someone just left a full script at this house I rent out short term. I’ve gotten more shit done in the past month than I have in the past 6. How do you go about getting a prescription for those things without straight up saying “I want adderall”

I go fucking wild on dragon dildos and consider it exercise for the day.

Welcome to Veeky Forums

I've created a fictionalized version of an artist I've been stalking on the internet, and I don't think a random person can message a person who gets dozens of messages everyday and just ask to chat.

Last time this happened, the person I wanted to talk to fucking died before I could get the guts to say how much I appreciated her work, and I think with this new artist it's coming back to haunt me, because I know so little about this person yet I'm getting short of breath just thinking about her. I can't focus on anything and it's also making me realize how unsuitable my gf is for me because I certainly have never thought of her like that. It's affecting my lifts too. And no I'm not gonna reveal any names.

I've been cutting for a month after my first ever bulk and I haven't been able to do near the intensity I want.

I'm hungry all the time but I still don't have abs so I need to keep going.

Gonna eat a lot of chicken tonight.

sad horsie

don't workout and get fit for anyone except yourself user

I skip leg day every day.

I ate super healthy and then had two glasses of wine while watching TV at night, stayed up too late, and ate icecream like an idiot. I also ate raisin bran this morning. I really just need to cut out drinking during the week.

Are there actual junk food aisles in america?

I've put off cutting for months
I've almost stopped intermittent fasting completely
I fapped four times to straight thots and decidedly average straight girls masturbating with dildos today
I've only done my morning workout after I got up and am in the middle of procrastinating on my afternoon workout
Am planning on becoming a male porn star for a few months just to say I did it.

I'm also wondering if I should become a live in fuckbuddy for room and board. Having a dick that's almost ten inches and an "athletic mode" body seems to be good enough.

I stole like 30percs off the old man over course of about a month after being clean for 2 months. I'm typing this and im fucked up right now.

My depression came back and I can't stop replaying all the fights I had with my ex over and over. Been using to silence it. Starting to lose sleep. Starting to show in my temperament. Broke a tool on the job today out of pure frustration. Feel like shit. But I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

In this day and age bro that's considered cheating.

you cheated on your wife with her friend.

I made some greek yogurt + flax seed but then I checked what flax did to T and I VOMITTTED so I ate some KFC instead. It was good.

>im not a fucking fag

Chubby guy here, I rolled 43 in a push up thread but only did 25.

I’m fixing to lose my virginity tonight, just to get it out of the way. Am I ever going to make it?

I should’ve mentioned that I’m losing it to an escort

Been away for a business trip. Been eating like shit and working out in a hotel gym

Hang on the bar for a min

if you pay for it the first time youre gonna pay for it forever. Talking a woman into sex is a skill required for making it.

A... are you a grill?

I spend about a month around the holidays pigging out and putting on like 20 lbs of fat. Then I spend all spring cutting.

This happens like almost every year since I love pizza and ice cream.

I think I broke a bone in my wrist in November. I haven't been able to.lift anything with a supinated grip without major pain in an area in my wrist. But this really only affected curls because I don't use that grip for anything else. It got a bit better over time but it's still not healed.

I just wanna focus on studies and training. But every time I hang with bros being the only one who hasn’t got ass is very demoralizing

I've been doing sketchy soviet drugs I bought on the internet after a cursory review of reddit posts about it's effects.

...

>this isnt even the first time

Stop being a sad cunt. Quit getting demoralized.

I bench in the smith machine because the regular bench hurts my shoulder

What's wrong with snacks?

I eat pretzels and hummus. That's not bad for you at all.

mmm... hummus

I eat clean 6 days of the week, but every Thursday night I get stoned and order and eat an entire domino pepperoni pizza, with garlic sauce.

I also skipped crunches today

My routine with weight exercises, including machines, is to do what I feel I can do.

If five reps feels good, then I'll do another five reps.

The other day I decided to do squats with weights. I did ten squats. Felt pretty good. Decided to do another ten. Went and did somethign else, still felt good so I did ten more squats.

Then I went to sit down on a bench so I could do lats and HOLY SHIT MY LEGS ARE DYING

I couldn't do anything leg related for a week. I'm pathetic.

nigga get help

there is no redeeming yourself user.....

is this really how you want to remember your first time?

i...
i do squats in the curl rack

I wanted to use the GHR at my new gym but it was too tall for me to climb up on. I pretended to be just checking it out.
The last gym I was in had a Magnum brand -- the new gym has a homemade one.

>booster seat ?

Go to a uni and sell them to a business/health student, keep the prescription. Why use when you can sell, throwing them out is a waste of a valuable good.

Men are better women than women, nothing gay about fucking a man, it'd be gay to settle for second best

i eat shitty food when i don't feel like cooking, but mostly because i can keep track of the macros/calories. say what you want about fast food, at least its standardized to the point i can track it with no second thoughts. dirty cut, i guess.

also, gyno surgery is coming. so that's exciting

I don't eat vegetables and my sodium intake is like, 300% of my edv

Im a straight white male

Im on noporn and just couple hours ago the urge to fap became too strong and too distracting so i beat off before i going for a run and the whole run was busted because of that fucking never again

...

You are going to be a sad cunt forever, farewell brah...

>I'm not a fucking fag
lmao

What this user said
Gotta git gud or you'll be beta forever

I literally do the exact same thing, except on a Wednesday

Post pics pls :3c

I'm 138kg (just above 300lbs) and despite lifting 3xpw and eating at a -700 deficit, getting enough protein and losing a few pounds a week, I eat 7 fucking pieces of bread a day.

...

My confession

Excuse me for seeming insensitive, but how fucking pathetically fat and lazy do you have to be to reach 300 lbs. The amount you have to eat and not move to maintain that is just mindblowing.

Fair enough. I'm 6"7 if that helps haha

You're right though

That actually helps A LOT. Weight isn't all fat though either so...

I don't get this meme, why would the health-concious person be walking down the junk food aisle anyway?

Who doesn't have a sweet tooth, brutha.

C-can I do this and still lose weight? It might make me want to kill myself less. Only been going 3 weeks and I've already fucked it by going to arbys and getting a half pound beef and cheddar, a shake, and those oreo bite things (which are shit. Do not recommend.)

I didn't study all semester, I have Physics Lab IV tomorrow, I don't know jack, and I've been eating pizzas, kebabs and burgers nonstop for a whole week, while downing a bottle of red wine each day, plus liquor and vodka.

How fucked am I?

its fine dont be so autistic about it

Last night got drunk and extremely horny. Ended up shoving a hair brush up my ass while jerking off in the shower. Came buckets. It was incredible. Now coming to the realization of not only did that actually happen but that I also loved it.
I dont know how to feel about all of this.

Prostate and anal stimulation is incredibly powerful and pleasurable, so it's normal to have like it. If you're gonna start doing butt stuff make sure you douche your butt hole out and buy an anal appropriate toy and water based lube to be safe and accentuate your enjoyment.
It's pretty gay, but as long as you're not taking literal dick up the ass or getting pegged by your girlfriend, it's not "completely" gay.