How do i start a conversation with my gym crush

how do i start a conversation with my gym crush

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>cool leggings, they match my shoes!

Try "Hi". Usually works for me.

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First you need to get her attention

>friends helping me bench press for the first time
>struggling, but finish reps
>qt throwing kettle bells next to us
>stand up from the bench feeling JACKED, RIPPED, LEAN
>so LEAN and POWERFUL I forget I'm a natural autist doomed to fail to communicate every time
>"Hi"
>she doesn't even notice, I realize she is looking 45 degrees away from me
>stand there for a good 5 seconds
>friends looking at me concerned
>i feel the burning sensation going away slowly
>suddenly feel like a sack of bones in a jelly suit
>start to turn around
>see her looking at me in the mirror
>she finished her reps
>apologizes to me for ignoring me
>joke about how pathetic i am on the bp
>exchange numbers
>gf
works out sometimes, only took me 23 tries

Do you come here often? haha. Get it? Because we're in the gym. haha

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Just say "Hello" and compliment her on something she's wearing.

lmao I need an explanation

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Don't shit where you eat bro

>Hey are you working out?

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Fucking kek, story please

It'a a skit you can see she falls on one knee

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Bump into her when she leaves the gym and start a casual conversation.

From then on you always greet, chit chat about workout.

Bang her

The end

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This, its funny because shes at the gym
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At one point I was thinking of using this on a girl that I saw at the gym every time I was there. Then that autist went and tried it before me. Thank God.

ayy gurl you wan sum fuk?

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How do I respond

Need help on responding to this too

>Feeling fit buddy?

Something something education system taught me to count till 9 tho or something like that

Lucky for you, I have a cucumber not a pickle

Get on the same machine she is using, you can for example lay down on her, face first on a bench or sit down behind her on a rowing machine. Try to look suave, wipe a little sweat off your upper lip with your tounge. say:

>"Conbrapulations cutie, you just won a ticket to sweetville and my love train is leaving in 10"

Bit of a dead end since she's not playing along, switch topic or something

Absolutely trash lines

Nothing in her bio for me to work with

Well nothing to lose, try honesty
I think you're attractive wanna go out

>tfw I saw a guy browsing Veeky Forums in between sets and asked him this but he just looked at me in confusion

You don't. The gym is for lifts, not picking up puss puss

Holy shit. This made my day man
I don’t have any interest in meeting her just wanted to feel good after getting ghosted by a girl a met a couple of times. I’ll defin use that line sometime though

That's not a line that's just how self confident adults behave.
>tell joke
>ask for number
Why make rocket science out of everything

It's better this way, he was a newfag.

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Must be nice to be one of them

you don't . leave them alone. this is how sexual harassment lawsuits start.

>had my shit snapped diddlying 4 weeks ago
>still can't squat or diddly

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>unless chad

Or if you have to ever talk to her ex:"Are you using that weight" or "Can I work in", you can ask her for her name because you see her all the time.

The best way to hit on girls at the gym

I've done this before, to the point I have found the ideal method. I call it the "Gymnasium Amazium" technique

>Identify qt
>Begin farmer walking towards her
>This gives you an excuse to walk near her and show off your gains even if she's in an area with no treadmills or machines available nearby
>Stop right next to her, act like you haven't noticed her yet
>Put down the weights, keeping hold of them
>In one fluid motion, go from standing to standing on your hands, upside down, supporting yourself on the dumbbells you're holding
>This should get her attention
>When she looks over, catch her eye, look surprised
>Say "My whole world's gone upside down and topsy turvy, but I've found a curvy worthy!"
>This works because it compliments them and makes them feel special, but feels in place given the situation, that you're upside down
>Keep talking to them while upside down, get their number

Done it 4 times so far.

I fucking miss talking to her, bros. It's been almost 3 weeks since she broke up with me.

Fake as fuck, notice the time she need to throw herself on the ground.
If it were a 1pl8 thrown at this velocity she'd collapse immediately.

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top kek

>talking to women in the gym
>ever

enjoy prison

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>"My whole world's gone upside down and topsy turvy, but I've found a curvy worthy!"
even if its just in jest, i would fuck this up tremendously when actually talking to the girl

>if i was a man you wouldn’t tell me not to lock my knees

Yeah I would, locking your knees on heavy leg press is literally the biggest sign you’re a beginner and don’t know what you’re doing and are prone to injury. If you’re shaking and struggling on leg press and I’m watching you lock your knees I’m going to come tell you out of pure moral conviction from having seen one too many leg snapping webms.

Fucking women always think the world surrounds their vagina

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>mfw already know whats going to happen
>dont want to see it
>just watch her face
>that fucking expression
just watching her face hurts

>search for gorilla backlift because curious
>this is what I find
>youtube.com/watch?v=Rpd2Vam5JHw
Am I on the watchlist now?

Nah, read filename. She's using fake weights anyway

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Why is she so porny looking?

How can I get into javelin throwing outside of school? Seems like it would be fun.

name of this fluid druid?

Find a track and field club? Not really sure senpai

That's the current state of gym thots in 2018

whip you cock out and shit your pants, definatley get a reaction then.

prolly start a fire on those thighs they rubbin so much

>Bradley Martin throws his plates

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I didn't even know this girl existed 2 minutes ago and now I want to marry her. Thanks for nothing user.

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Just flex a 'cep and say something like "How's this for a start?"
>hfw

Bout to hit the gym, hope my gym crush is there. I'll ask her how her workout is going and then talk to her a bit if she is receptive. Wish me luck, lads

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he was just hiding his powerlevel

The Polska babe route is a slippery one, sorry friendo

My Polska slavgame is mucho strongo.

Naipienknishe chifchinka pokash titski

Just ensuring Poland has allies in upcoming racewar

My polish exgf was nationalistic as fuck and hated niggers. She was amazing.

Went to Prague last summer and was so happy with seeing so many whites everywhere.

Even my left-wing friend found not having wannabe thuglife sandniggers around a positive experience ( he now moved to Tokyo and after seeing how peaceful a homogenous society is, he gone full right-wing.. lol)

Tl; Dr

Moving from Western Europe to Eastern Europe when the minorities become majorities in 20 years. Slavbros will defend their homelands from mudslides.

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this

>Even my left-wing friend found not having wannabe thuglife sandniggers around a positive experience ( he now moved to Tokyo and after seeing how peaceful a homogenous society is, he gone full right-wing.. lol)

I know you're trying to talk your friend up, but this isn't a good thing. Left wing cunts always fuck up the place they came from and then jump ship to better places when they've gone and ruined everyone else's living space. Hopefully the dumb cunt is never allowed citizenship in Japan so that he doesn't start fucking voting left wing like a turgid asshole there, too. Fuck your friend.

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>"Why don't you try and make ME laugh you worthless thot?!"

do that

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>BE ME IN HAIR SALON
>HOT WHITE GIRLS EVERYWHERE
>ALL OF THEM WITH MUSLIMS BROWN SAND NIGGERS
>ALL OF THEM ACTING LIKE LITTLE GIRLS
>WOMEN WANT MANLY MEN NOT PUSSIES

Lel. Has this line ever worked?

Well done newton

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>Hi. I thinks you're pretty. what's your name?
MAKE YOUR FUCKING INTENTIONS CLEAR

things that have never worked for $200

good shit

I don't know how to even hold a conversation.

nope
never ever clicking any leg press vid on 4chin anymore for the rest of my life

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lol fag