Ask a guy who has a Veeky Forums girlfriend anything

whats's that red mark

roid injection

this

How big is her clit from all that exogenous test?

does she like to hit the prostate?

Is that a tick bite?

Who's usually tickling whose roidclit op ?

if she's fit, prove it

pic in looks like a fatty with a weird myspace angle

>implying this is unique
i bet your gf can't even squat a pl8 m8

where'd you find her, how much do you lift?

Where did you meet her?

When making porridge, should I let the oats absorb some of the water before heating?

>"lol she's a whore I would never call her my girlfriend lol."
>"Ask a guy who has a Veeky Forums girlfriend anything"

So is this whole thing a larp orrrrrr

why dont u hide ur bich b4 i ride ur bich?

Can we get some nudes?

Is she a dom and does she take your mouth for a toilet?

>quotation marks in greentext
>not even actually quoting what he said
>orrrrrr
BEGONE THOT!

post her feet to prove it isn't all a ruse

Do you have a good relationship with your father?

Tell me about your mother.

Ringworm, from getting down on gym bathroom floors

>that guy that has an attention whore gym thot as a gf
KEK i bet op thinks its an accomplishment

Let me tell you about my mother.

Ok I’ll let you tell me about your mother.

The amount of dyel in this thread...

OP do you pin for her or is she the retarded one who pins the same spot multiple times a week?

lmao, this is you while your gf sends me nudes.

Yes I know she's nasty af, but desu I just like cucking dyels.

Were you fit before you met her? Are you fit now?

>being proud of getting these

Is that a bacterial infection? Absolutely
U N S A N I T A R Y
If ur gonna /fraud/, at least use fresh needles each time...

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how disgusting does her pus smell

that's just pip my dude

3/10

Answer this autist OP. I demand it.

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what happened to her supposedly being Veeky Forums? I saw thicc thighs and hoped she had a killer figure but she's a shapeless lard blob
depresing

kek

nah, I guess it depends on if you're using minute oats or normal ones. I would wait it out if you're using normal ones

Well forgive me for not roiding, but it looked like something I'm familiar with which is a tick bite. It sort of has that give away bulls eye rash thing going on.

I'm the mel gibson pic
> sadly yes, that's why I've never called her my gf
> Ask a guy who has a Veeky Forums girlfriend anything

you might be smashing hot pussy but it's used and not yours. Keep your whore.

Took her paintballing

lol isn't this the bitch from The Room?

bro, I've injected 2ml of 500mg/ml of bold cyp, and it looked NOTHING like that at all... pip is just post injection pain, and some swelling... That is something fucking else...

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Lmao, she looks like an ogre.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha