Crockpot Thread

So im thinking about going to the store and picking up one of these bad boys tomorrow. I've heard you can make tons of good shit in them. Any recommendations on brand? Any Veeky Forums recepies to share?

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If you want to get a turbo crock pot, I suggest you get an Instant Pot. It's a mix between a pressure cooker and a "slow" cooker. So it cooks slow cooker food....fast. It's well worth the investment, trust me.

As far as recipes, these things rock at meat-based stews and chilis and soups.

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Plenty of instant pot recipes out there.

throw in chicken salt and pepper

low cook for 8 hours

shred chicken
eat with brown rice

ez

You sound like a working class chump. I bet you thought it would be a great "investment", how you would wake up to a warm, healthy breakfast to start off your long day. Maybe, you even had a couple thoughts about all the other nifty little uses you could find for the thing, how it would help you cook healthier meals in general, shed a couple pounds off the old gut, boost your confidence around work and with the ladies. Yeah, maybe that slow cooker would start your life cooking again, wouldn't it? I can see your strained hands holding the box and reading through it carefully at the store. A little bit pricey, but you're the type of guy who thinks everything is more than you can spend, aren't you. And look what happened to you. Look what the slow cooker did to you. Fucked you over, and made you clean it like a useless bitch. You don't even fucking like oatmeal. Piece of shit, you've been repeating those three words your whole life, haven't you. Yeah, how was work after that piece of shit fucked you over? I bet it was on your mind the whole day, you probably didn't say shit to nobody. Can't be telling people about your mistakes. How your little fix yourself plan, failed you. Don't want people to start thinking you're the failure. You're the piece of shit, all along. You don't want that do you? You don't want to be the piece of shit everybody secretly whispers about, do you? Was your father a piece of shit like you? I bet he never had a slow cooker. He had a woman, a house, a damn good job. I bet it's slow cooking you the fuck alive, isn't it. Comparing yourself to him. How one day when all the steam runs our of your life, you'll discover how you're nothing more than burnt shit to be scrapped off and thrown in the trash.

neat

EZ comfy cooking friend.

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the pulled pork recipe is in here somewhere.

everytime i use this, all my food comes out plain as fuck and i have to use sauce in the end. However, it cooks everything to perfection. Chili or some beef stew works out pretty good here too

I cook cheap ass cuts of beef and throw in a seasoning packet...absolute bliss paired with your favorite carb and a absolute breeze

Figuratively vomit. Some relative of mine brought that filth to every family event. Dry peppery chicken; even if it was dripping broth it would sap the moisture from your mouth.

Im really triggered by this and im 18
What do

Euro cuisine if you can afford beef like Stroganoff and Goulash but with more veg. Indian cuisine and middle eastern are pea/lentil heavy, just sub out creams with Greek yogurt and limit the amount of ghee or oil being used. Chinese cold dishes are good as fuck too.

I'm a big fan of just tossing shit into a rice cooker though. Steam up the chicken and you get soup or this rich brothy rice at the bottom. Less versatile for beef but it'll work with some pork and fish as well.

Who hurt you

i-it's just a slow cooker man

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sweet christ though is this a pasta

You just don't know how to cook meals in one.
Maybe you should buy one faggot.

This is the best. Makes everything.

Best investment you can make op
You don’t need a fancy one just get a cheap one hat has the high , low and off gauge that’s it
Beef stew , slow cooked beef for breaky tacos, creamy potato and leek mash

one tip that will make the best dinner of your life
>get lean cut of meat
>cut into small cubes and sear it untill its all brown without overcooking it
>throw in the crockpot,3 clovoes of garlic, 1 diced carrot, 1 diced potato, 1 diced tomatoe, 1 onion, some spinach, 1 cup of beef stock, half a cup of beer, some soy sauce
>after half the time throw the meat in there too
>eat one nutritious and delicious food

sounds bland asf

I own one and it's pretty damn awesome. However, pressure cookers do not like very thick stews or soups, or very sweet sauces as it can burn at the bottom of the inner pot. Instant Pots are going to issue a "burn" warning in that case, which can sometimes be ignored and the pressure cooker cycle restarted when it reaches max pressure again.

If you just want sheer ease of use, a slow cooker works best. If you're willing to learn how to use a pressure cooker and deal with its small quirks and added maintenance requirements in exchange for faster cooking time, go with a pressure cooker.

Instant pot is much better.

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In addition, if you cook with a lot of dairy, it's better to stick with the slow cooker. Pressure cookers are likely to scald dairy and issue another "burn" warning.

White people seasoning

crock pot food generally tastes shitty compare to slow cooked food in pot or baked in oven, let's say stew, i have yet to have crock pot version taste better then a slow cooked stove one

the only thing is if you really don't have time, i'd buy loads of chicken drums, make bbq sauce, then shred meat over any dish

also leave skin on or it's gonna be dry ass jerky

lol who the fuck makes breakfast in a slow cooker

white people can afford good ingredients so they don't need to smother the taste.

ok whitey, sick burn

kys nigger

its seared not burned

>How one day when all the steam runs our of your life, you'll discover how you're nothing more than burnt shit to be scrapped off and thrown in the trash.

7/10 pasta

Nice thread derail, here's your (you)