Is Michael Phelps a soyboy?

Wow whoever wrote this needs to sit the fuck down, take a deep breath, and re-evaluate how they spend their time.
Shit tier article.

Also not gonna be defending Phelps senpai too much, but he's been getting way too much shit.
He's an absolute legend and he pretty much reinvented Underwater Dolphin and made it "The fifth stroke".

No look at the anger in his face
He’s about to eat that woman and child
Gotta maintain 10000+ calories for swimming

This reads like he wasn’t dating a tranby more he got drunk and fucked a tranny

>redditor triggered by news
>reddit spacing
fuck off back to your shithole

that's not reddit spacing.

this is reddit spacing

get your facts straight, and l2troll.

Also reddit offers a lot of things that this board is missing

not even triggered

I like how the kid has that pissed off stare going.

>Wife nor him have the same hair color or facial features as their child
>It's almost as if there is a another parent involved
Well user, it does check out.

>not smiling in photo
>passed on his genes
>so successful at a sport that he gets paid to play
>full beard grown without rogain
No soyboy there

>unironically thinking Reddit is worse than Veeky Forums

id love to desu
parents kept my first hair, and its ginger
wish it was kept that way would be cool
now i have boring ashy brown hair

Look at that fucking mongrel

THIS is why you don't racemix, folks

youd think a 20 time gold medalist of whatever could get an 11/10 wife.

high status people often have mediocre partners

la creatura

He got a random chick pregnant so he married her.

Because they don't have to prove anything now?
Also he's the guy that really benefits from growing the beard.
youtube.com/watch?v=Xh9jAD1ofm4

Not if you're a soyboy ;-)
There is no denying the biological reality.

That isn't soyboy face, look at his eyes

The PEDs fried his nuts

He's an honorary soyboy

So... soyman?

look at the intensity in these eyes
these are not the eyes of a helpless, skittish deer looking for validation, these are the eyes of a predator ready to force his ginger offspring to eat his Goddamn vegetables or be waterboarded as punishment.

a lot of Olympians are huge autists from training so much instead of socializing

dios mio...

This isn't fear grimace, this is him implying that it's time 2 eat

Top tier b8

No. He is an American hero.

>how sad is it for a man to never see what his body is capable of
Literally pushed his body beyond everyone else

that kid isnt his, their phenotypes cant produce a ginger kid

so hes probably a soyboy raising her kid or they adopted

Phelps is the definition of Chad you fucking moron.

As much as I’d like to say yes, he’s not. He’s a god-tier olympian and we’re all genetically inferior. Know your place, Veeky Forums.

>hurr durr he doesn’t bench
Before you say something retarded like that, he is the fastest swimmer that has EVER existed. Now think of how Veeky Forums he is.

he likes girls with peepees

Of course they can

>most gold medals in olympic history
>can beat the fuck out of you without taking a single breath
>can probably use his lats as wings and take flight
>can lift more than you can bench using just his lungs
>got arrested in south america
>probably fucked your mom

Veeky Forums:
"is phelps a soyboy?"

is this a fucking joke, user? phelps can shove a whole block of tofu into his ass and still be less of a soyboy than anyone on this board.

congrats, you passed on your genes but your kid is no longer white

phelps is the sole reason swimming isnt gay as fuck anymore. delete this.

what an ugly baby and an ugly spic
surely he can get a hot latina qt?

ginger gene is recessive

he 100% lifted/lifts, he's an olympic athlete

I'm fine with that. White genes are weak... That's why all soyboys are white

El goblino...

Oh no baby what is you doin??

...

holdup, I thought you can only have redheads if both parents are white, is she white who looks spanish?

everyone i dont like is a soyboy or a nazi

So true. You do get some tits on here.

hmm that plastic cup so good for her/xer

nah, eyebrows are bunched. soyboys don't and are not menacing.

Red hair is recessive, so there could easily be a redhead gene lurking in both their families.

yeah that's what I thought, she also has a white full name so JUST

better then having your genes dying off with you
like most people on this thread

>White genes are weak
the top strongmen are white my guy

t. la creatura

t. genetic dead end

didn't he marry a tranny?

I have already children and will make at least 2 or 3 soccer teams you faggot.

Because nobody cares about strongman competitions.

All strong niggus play football

>that face
>cucked by a kid
Most difinitively

and they're gonna die from heart failure by the time they're 50.

Brock lesnar looks fucking great with a beard

>professional sportsman
>not on PEDs
Pick one

he is not posing next to a video game console or pop culture toy, and the expression is not the same, no wide eyes