>he isn't on that B L O A T L I F E

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How is that even a real thing?

>Soy
nice try

I think it's meant for 4 people.

how...the...fuck...is it so calorically-dense?

It's almost a full litre of ice cream and other junk. It's much more than the usual recommended serving even on an ice cream pack

>38 g's of p
YOU GOTTA LIVE IT

should i try Gallon Of Shake A Day???? GOSAD is the future

>38g of protein
>2600 cal
Lanklet here. would this (maybe with a scoop or two of brotein) make a good bulking aid?

It's a good heart attack aid. Just drink whole milk ffs, in the same amount of that youd have about 500 calories and 34g of protein.

If you don't drink one of these a day you aren't going to make it

>185g of cholesterol

mix this with 4 scoops and u got a perfect iifym bulk diet

you aint seen nothing yet

>implying dietary cholesterol is bad

that's still under suggested healthy range, surprisingly

what the fuck

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>spring break is in 3 weeks
>tfw no abs
>tfw bloat

This explains why I got so fat when I was in middle school lmfao. I had these bad boys at least 2-3times a week for like 2 months. Fuck.

>no one mentioning the 263 g of sugar

thats disgusting, that should be illegal

Yeah, of course
Tell that to a murrican

>263 g of sugar

>quarter kilo of sugar
Shieeet that should be illegal tbqh

congrats, my monitor now needs cleaning.

Checked BR to see if it's fake, found something close and welp

>Serving size 32 fl oz (946 ml)

oh but i am

>2018
>not eating enriched uranium once a day

Are you even trying?

2600 calories fuckkk

C I C O

>27 thousand year's supply of calories

How can mortals even compete?

>eat one gram
>tfw have to wait 27,220 years before eating anything again
Get on my level intermittent fasting fags

At least there's no crustaceans in it?

plenty of americans consume that much sugar a day

>GOSAD
Im already there

The dirtiest of dirty bulks.

i ate a triple whopper bc i thought it had 1700 calories but its only like 1100

now i have to go get this

Can anyone explain why chicken mcnuggets wouldn't be a perfect lanklet bulk food? I can't really see any issue
>20 nugs for 5 bucks
>all that protein
>Good about of fat and calories
Eat them with a salad for maximum healthy

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>it took me 7 years to figure out what GOMAD meant

No..
It can't be..
No way...
Uso...
Bakana...

I also bought that thing, then I looked at the nutrition facts....

I love my sweets, but that's just excessive.

what would theoretically happen if i ate 1g of uranium

it means that you work out so hard and agressively you GO MAD!!!

>It's a good heart attack aid

topkek

Meme answer: ascend to god good.

Real answer: die of radiation poisoning.

do you actually need that answered

If I look that up will I get vanned?

It will be extremely illegal

because that shit is probably more soy than chicken and deep fried batter is bad for you

>263 g of sugar

You would spend all of eternity doing arms with Piano man in heaven

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jesus fucking christ

Calories get two definitions. One is as a measure of how much energy something contains. The other is as a measure of how much energy a person can get from it. The usage for Uranium is the first one, as you don't get energy from eating Uranium; you just get cancer.

Have fun drinking your shitty overpriced mass gainers while I’m taking the true muscle building supplement

so basically one american

Hey nice job copypasta’ing from reddit, fag

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You sound like an anonymous guy

T. Food industry shill

>74% of your daily sodium
How the fuck

It would be very painful.

>not bulking on dairy queen
you plebs will never make it

>tfw lactose intolerant and family history of diabetes
no thanks i dont want to die shitting myself

In all honesty, if you consume a whole large shake like this more than once a week you'll probably get diabetes.

>He's not on a cholesterol bulk
heh