#thatpaleolife

#thatpaleolife

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>no pasta
miss me with that paleo shit
I'm sorry but my italian genes ask for it

>Paleo diet
>Not hunting your own food in a pack with pointy sticks

Never gonna make it.

I hope you know paleo diet includes eating organs, marrow, and skin of animals brainlet nigger

real paleo would be eating mostly fish, not bacon and steak and shit

You didn’t hear? Scientists recently discovered that prehistoric hunter-gatherers actually waddled to Wal-Mart and found their meat in the refrigerated section.

BADA BING

How does your soy induced aggression change the fact that the "Paleo Diet" is healthy and fun?

RETRY OK

>soy induced aggression

t. VICE.com

I went on paleo and almost got bald, was 25 at the time

Having sex in literally any other position except doggy style isn't Paleo.

tell me about that bacon, isnt it super processed? im not sure id call it exactly paleo, go eat some beef tongue

That makes sense. When I turned 22 my body stopped being able to tolerate inflammatory foods. Scalp turned red and my hair was falling out. I was terrified because not only was I going bald but I had nasty eczema rashes or whatever on the bald spots. Cut inflammatory foods out of my routine diet and my hair came back and the red nastiness went away or shrunk. The doctor never told me to fix my diet which is funny. He just gave me steroid creams. Fucking douchebag.

>meat cured in nitrates
>factory-farmed shit-tier meat
cavemen were so ahead of their time

yeah bacon is incredibly processed lmao

also seeing some guys insulting soy, soy literally isn't estrogenic. Stop blaming the weakening of Western men on a simple Legume!

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eat grass fed or gtfo

"paleo diet" does this diet make you gay? because it sounds gay, eat food like a normal person, dont give it names like a pre k kid calling his chicken mcnuggets the mchappy diet.

>eat like a normal person
if you insist

So I should get diabetes from spaghetti and ramen and bread? Thanks, genius.

Wild game or gtfo

>bacon
meh

i'll eat an entire grilled chicken tomorrow after 3 days of fast

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>onion rings
I don't miss fries and I still have homemade burgers occasionally.
But onion rings man, I miss those fuckers so bad.

BADA BOOM

bacon and eggs every day for a month. im so sick of it but nothing makes me feel better after eating. Its like i have unlocked the secret to vitality

tell me about it man
>i work in fast food
>onion rings are one of our most popular items
>grilled spicy onion strips are my favourite thing from there
>tfw easy 1000cal meal for like $5
>tfw I get 25% off
>tfw can't fucking use my discount on anything cause I'm cutting

What does your diet look like right now?

What kinds of foods were inflammatory for you?

Eggs, chicken, pork, minced beef, dairy. Normal shit. I eat vegan except for 1 or 2 days per month now and only use oils once a week.

realest guy in the room

>Americans
>Normal people
Kek

>paleo diet
Invent eating food, I'm be the smart.

>grug find meat creature
>club it
>now grug start trend of only eat meat creature
>no eat green leaf that meat creature eat

Mix it up a bit. There's other protein you can eat

no you dumbass, be normal, don't give your diet a name and eat like a normal person. eat vegetables and meats, I'm not telling you to eat junk.

>claims to be healthy
>eats sugar

>seeing some guys insulting soy

>soy induced aggression
>to scared to eat animal offal
Epic larping. You're about as paleo as a McDonald's addict.

This.

>bacon is healthy
>ass cancer is fun
am i in bizarro world

EY
MARIE

LET ME POP ONE OFF IN YA MOUTH

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>if you don't eat animal offal you're not a REAL MAN like you think you must be!
Shut the fuck up you ashhurt vegan.