I've found hte holy grall, the perfect diet which makes you gain muscle and lose fat at the same time

I've found hte holy grall, the perfect diet which makes you gain muscle and lose fat at the same time.

It's all about the macros.

build muscle retain fat macro: 30P:40C:30F
lose fat retain muscle macro: 50P:20C:30F
build muscle and lose fat golden macro: 33P:33C:33F

Now, instead consuming those macros each day, you should consume them WEAKLY. 7 days a week multiplied by 24 hours results in 168 hours. A week has 168 hours. 168 multiplied by 0.33 results in 55.9. 55.9 hour window where you eat only one macronutrient.

For example, your BMB is 2500kcal, so you add 300 kcals surplus, and from 00:00 of monday until 8AM wednesday (56 hours) you only eat protein. Next 56 hours you onyl eat carbs. and the last 56 hours you only consume fat.
This way your body will maximize the assimilation of each macronutrient, improving it's efficiency.

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omg i thought thicc was a meme but she's working me into a finna shoot

>56 hours of eating only fat

think of the smell

That's shit, try this instead fatass

I need to find one of these events to show off my gains and find a thicc hippy gf, issue might be that I'm a grower not a shower

just have a boner

>shower masterrace reporting in

fugg, user, this is a good idea. Get into activism and just be halfway fit? I'd be drowning in pussy
They are always doing shit where you take your shirt off in public, and I could do it and have the perfect excuse why I'm naked.
>I'm not vain.
>I'm ethically-minded

>tfw growerlet
I feel you breh

when I had sex for the first time I was 24 years old and it was with a Brazilian hooker and she said I was the guy in best shape she ever had, and asked me if I was an athlete. She didn't let me such on her tits though

suck

That bitch

Yeah, I fucking hate this. I’m maybe 2 inches flaccid, but much larger once erect. My wife didn’t believe me after we first started going out and I told her my size.

>growerlet
fucking awful feel. 3in flaccid to 7in erect makes me feel inadequate at the doctors and shit

3''

wrong

7.5" basic bitch tier

holy shit bro, no breathing allowed

wrong

They say that so that you can give a larger tip at the end.

what's a good resource to use to keep track of calories?

Are those Ann Coulters tits? Ill go ahead and guess 9" im guess from the thumbnail. How tall are you? Proportionally Im going to guess under 6'

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my spreadsheet

youtube.com/watch?v=BJDice2D7nM&t=1124s

yeah, it's from this video. I made that webm btw

dick is between 14 and 15 cm and height is 175cm

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Myfitnesspal.com
Lost 70lbs using that and still do
Now I see everything in terms of calories or macros
When I see a piece of cake all I can think f is a piece of paper that says "500 cal, 30g sugar, 20g fat, 1g protein" etc and I don't consume inefficient food anymore

>sign up
REEE I DONT WANT YOUR EMAILS I DONT HAVEA FACEBOOK JUST GIVE ME A FREE CALORIE COUNTER THAT I CAN OPEN UP AND USE I DONT NEED AN EMAIL SUBSCRIPTION TO A CALORY COUNTER

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Am I supposed to just know how many calories are in 4 pieces of bologna or what a tablespoon of penubutter looks like?

>tfw grower with average dick
>flaccid looks like a micropenis
JUST

cronometer

>sign up for free
WHY DO NEED AN ACCOUNT FOR EVERYTHING I HATE THIS AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHHHHH

just use a spreadsheet then

Do a lot of people - particularly women - really not know that flaccid size does not correlate with erect size?

women are retarded

>caring in the slightest about flaccid dick size
>not getting enjoyment out of seeing the reaction on someone's face when they see it grow

this is how i know you're in high school

see

there are pre made spreadsheets out there

where?

reddit

Isn't it shit you learn in sex ed though? For years I assumed everyone knew this.

pls be in B E L O H O R I Z O N T E

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TWISTING NETHER DIET

do you want my spreadsheet user?

I'll take a look at it if you upload it, not making any guarantees though

Outside of nudism and long term gfs, when would a gril see your dick without you being at least firm?
Y'all need to stop putting yourselves down for no reason.

Shopped

>brazilian hooker
What's it like having GAIDS?

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kek, that's a new one
thanks breh