ITT: give your 15-year old self advice

stop eating fat fuck jesus christ put down the hot dogs

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1. Don't ask her out. Everything that makes you happy will be gone. You'll stop going to church and trips with friends. 2. Cherish your grandparents. You'll regret not spending more time with them. 3. Don't be friends with "them." You'll begin to act like them and ultimately be a douchebag in the long run, isolating yourself from everyone in your senior year after they move. 4. Never stop exercising and continue playing baseball. You'll be fat with depression and feel terrible 24 fucking 7.

Don't masturbate, read Nietzsche, and you know what, don't go to college at all for a few years, you are a pussy ass bitch and 200% fucked in the head
>t. had already had mental breakdown and dropped out of college before I lost my virginity

dont start smoking
dont touch porn
dont fucking slim ur eyebrows u homo
dont wear skinny jeans
dont eat 400g protein trying to get fit
dont mistake the peehole with the clit u retard

Don't date that bitchy girl that hates her swedish father. She ends up burning coal anyway

Start lifting shit head.

You should have sex with at least some of the girls that want to have sex with you during high school.

That girl that keeps talking to you for no reason?
SHE LIKES YOU YOU STUPID FUCK

Don't go to college. Don't marry that redheaded slut. Keep lifting, you're gonna fucking make it brah. Also, lose those faggoty lifting gloves; just because it's 1994 and you saw Dorian Yates advertising them doesn't make them cool.

you did pretty good, you can have more fun though. It won't kill you

Hi doc

Also. Keep an eye on mom or she'll drink too much. And don't worry about becoming dad -- you won't.

Just kys it's not worth it

fuck all the theatre qts. they do want you

keep lifting.

get away from nathan.

invest in bitcoin. it'll be around next year.

I probably wouldn't listen to myself

I know you hate going to school. Just don't fucking hide in your closet to avoid going. Your mother's going to find you and shit just goes downhill from there.

tell them I'm sorry

- Play less vidya, watch less TV and lift with free weights
- Eat less calories and more protein, do IF to help yourself out
- Keep studying, it's important as you'll learn and it will be worth it
- Give zero fucks about faggots at high school, just try to keep your friends (and be critical on who your friends really are)
- Things will get better, I guarantee, and you'll eventually do the two first even if you think it's shallow or not worth it now... You'll actually learn to enjoy pushing yourself once you get used to it
- PS: Don't listen to mom science and other bullshit

Was literally thinking this as I saw the thread. Ya read my mind.

this

jesus couldve had it all ffs

This tbqh.
Thank god i was young enough that maple story only fucked my 7th and 8th grades.

Get on accutane you pimply faced fuck, I look like the victim of a series of animal attacks thanks to you.

Also stop listening to mum about what to eat, there is a reason she is fat, get a calorie counter and stop going to the meme boards and start browsing Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums.

Take advantage of the after school hours you’re allowed to go to the “machine room” at high school, you won’t be able to do much in the robotics club and it won’t be worth it when you can b/c they’ll tell you that you gotta do the grunt work and work your way up even though it’s your last year, and some ugly sped will be a dick to you there.
Also figure out what you want to do for work for your life, you end up letting others lead you into a hole and somehow end up with a associates degree in welding. It’s probably not worth getting.
Start working while you’re young, at age 20, you’ll already feel the effects of never working a day in your life, vidya wasn’t worth it and you only end up talking to some mentally ill guy for two years that fucks you up in the head, go get a crappy job.

I started at 20 so luckily I got it all.

How did you figure this out later?

Don't break up with Emily

Why does this feel like a feels thread..?

damn dude props

i started letro only at 17 and my hips stopped widening

I would tell him to stop being a fat fuck and not wait till 18 to lose all that weight. Then i would tell him to not ruin the relationship i had with my girlfriend, the one i still love but haven't seen or spoken to in years.

Because it is user, it's just in a different coat.

Never go to Veeky Forums.org

Nah it aint a lie m8, you just didn't grow enough. I was a fatty 1,65M when I was a kid, a few years later I was a 1,84 skellyngton

Why the fuck are you watching anime you little faggot fuck?
Stop being so sad about not having a gf and for fucks sake stop lurking /r9k/, you should’ve been lurking Veeky Forums.
Stop playing video games and actually study you idiot.
YOUR PROBLEMS DONT MATTER YOU DUMB LITTLE FAGGOT BOO FUCKING HOO
And stop drinking that Starbucks shit. You know it’s fucking gay and you know the sugar is bad for you, why do you do it you skinny fuck?
I wish I could go back in time and kill myself.

Buy a shitload of bitcoins

/thread

Get your license at 16 and spend some of your money on weights, not games.

Stop being a pussy

Yeah I've been blasting and cruising for a year now. Went from 170 to 220. Currently cutting on test and tren. Feels great to finally have going to the gym 5 days a week pay off.

stop playing world of warcraft/runescape and go to the fucking gym

christ I wish i had an older sibling to make fun of me to beat some sense into me during this time..

When a grill talks to you or it seems like she likes you, she's not baiting you for a laugh. Stop thinking so hard.

kill your(me)self

Start lifting, do steroids, her name is Paige.

Also few other things
-Get the fuck away from Chris f, he’s thirty one flavors of fucked.
-fun isn’t deadly, don’t be a shy soyboy, enjoy life a bit, no need to be so serious.
-when you claim to get a new hobby, actually put effort into learning it.
-who cares what others think of you, you won’t talk to them after hs anyway.
-Get some motivation and learn how to stay motivated, it’s a world of difference.
-Help your brother, don’t be a dick.

Just talk to ppl and stop being an emo faggot nobody cares, oh aND FUCKING FUCK THE FUCK OUT OF THAT GIRL YOU PIECE OF AUTIST SHIT, 3 MONTHS DATING AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH HER BOOBS, no wonder she then lost her virginity to some random dude in a club.
Oh and if you were wondering, yeah you lost your v card too, WHEN YOU WERE 20 YEARS OLD AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>don't play WoW ever
>don't request a transfer to cell block C
>stop mushing your dick into your bed

Don't go into wrestling, it's a huge waste of time and everyone in the program is an asshole. Grow your hair out so you don't look like a skin head, and for Christ's sake wear something other than basketball shorts and flip fops

Eat better nigga and stop procrastinating

When that fine goth qt that you want to smash keeps calling you donnie darko, she isn't doing it to make fun of you. it's because she wants the D. Just do it!

Do stronglifts study harf an fuck wat dad says hes a bum an get family on ur side

>when you were 20 years old
Oh god is this a joke, could you even imagine being a virgin at 20
But seriously fuck you.

- Start mewing.
- Start going out more or you'll regret being socially retarded later in life.
- Yes, she's into you. Telling her you will kill yourself if she doesn't date you won't make her like you more. All you have to do is ask her out, faggot.
- You're not actually depressed.
- Eat more or you'll stay a manlet.
- Don't take life seriously, especially high school.
- Start playing basketball.
- You can literally be the best student in school if you study merely an hour per day. You're gonna miss school being this easy.
- Keep dating that girl even if you hate her, just a few more months and you may fuck one of the hottest girls in town.
- Learn to code in your free time.
- Every girl you think is into you, actually is into you. Yes, I know you're an ugly manlet but it's still true. Go do something about it.

Also pluck your unibrow so you don't look like an inbred water person

>STOP POSTING ON Veeky Forums
>TALK TO PEOPLE
>STOP EATING AND START WORKING OUT
>DONT PUT DOWN THAT PENCIL NIGGER, YOU ACTUALLY HAVE ARTISTIC TALENT YOU INSECURE FUCK
Could've been 5 years ahead

Play with your cock more often. Cummies in your late 20s don't feel as intense or good.

Let her go.

>Oh and if you were wondering, yeah you lost your v card too, WHEN YOU WERE 20 YEARS OLD AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Oh god is this a joke, could you even imagine being a virgin at 20
I only have 8 more months. Still fat, only recently started dieting and exercising, and still barely get out of the house. I'm gonna be cutting it close

Run the Bigger Faster Stronger program to a T. Getting a girl to laugh at a dirty joke is the same thing as flirting, and yes, five years from now you'll actually fuck the shit out of the girl from the bus.

When you go to college, plan for grad school from the start. If you do that, you'll have enough money to make it. Learn from my mistakes.

It was sarcasm, tubby.
I would've loved to lose my virginity at 20.

Go back to /ic/, you crab

what's your beef with me m8?

Same, Was a chubby kid the started growing like crazy. Grew to 6' by grade 8 now 6'4". I'm going to force my sons to drink milk until they are chubby af.

Sheeeiit, me except for the outfit

I know, I'm just saying. Wish I was a fucking normie.

Stop larping on /pol and talk to the Jew-Asian hapa girl in your history class. Also lift.

You're actually going to get that late growth spurt, don't worry about being a manlet. It's not what's preventing you from getting laid anyways, it's just you being an autistic insecure faggot.
Also, spend more time with your dad, he's going through a rough time and he needs you. He won't kill himself, don't worry.

make some friends and start lifting, go outside u faggot

Also don’t research black magic in your physics class and stop trying to become a rockstar. You suck at guitar.

you can't change the world but you can change yourself, ask your mom to lift weights and try to invest in Bitcoin when we had the chance to make it big! Also, stop thinking of sucking dicks, get a gf ffs

>stop eating shit! Go paleo, it'll improve your life in more ways than you can expect.
>lift, it'll help get rid of your bitch tits.
>start rugby, you'll love it and get whipped into shape in no time.
>make new friends. The ones you have are smart, but they're lazy, unmotivated, and all eventually become massive fuck ups. Make friends that make you want to improve yourself.
>fuck college. It's a massive waste of time, money, and resources. Take a gap year and become an electrician. You'll get all the fun of college, minus the classes and Marxist brainwashing.
>there's going to be a thing called bitcoin that comes out in 2011, put EVERYTHING into it! Take out credit cards if you have to, buy as much as possible. Play your cards right and you'll be retired at 28.

I giggled like an idiot at this webm

Well I could had gotten laid sooner, thats what I'm saying. I was just to shy and afraid to do anything regarding the opposite sex. (Also I live in a third world country, here males are expected to loose their V card at 15-17)

"Stop being the underdog. Stop rooting for the underdog. Aim for the top. Ignore everyone else. Go to college and follow your dream. DO NOT GET MARRIED. Escape from your family because they bring you down; they have no passion.Go. Do. Be."

all of those girls are indeed into you, stop telling yourself otherwise
you're going to have dozens of chances to bang various girls, don't fucking puss out and make excuses for why you cant have sex.
you are very attractive stop telling yourself you arent
xenimus is a stupid game that will waste all of your time
stop paying real money from your 8 dollar an hour job for fucking gear in a god damn video game
date shelby from math class, she wants you baaaaad

DELETE WOW AND NEVER PLAY VIDYA EVER AGAIN

BULK NOW AND NEVER STOP LIFTING FOR ANYTHING

GIRLS ARE STUPID EASY TO GET YOUNG JUST DO IT FAGGOT

GET ON FIN WHEN YOU HIT 22

STOP BEING A LAZY UNDERACHIEVING BITCH

GO TO COLLEGE OUT OF STATE

DO ITTTTTTTTT
DO IT NOWWWWWWWWW
NOWWWWWWWWWWWW
BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

*SAVAGELY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MYSELF TO DRIVE HOME THE POINT*

The road is long and it kind of sucks, but eventually you get a well-paying job where autism is encouraged and rewarded. Just make sure you're presentable when the time comes.

Keep on keeping on little dude, you'll figure it out eventually.

>Stop worrying about supplements
>GNC was a mistake
>She actually likes you, you should ask her out
>You will never play college fb, don't get your hopes up
>Dad is harsh on you because he cares, not because you're a piece of shit

Thanks user, this is quite therapeutic desu

Stay the fuck away from Melissa

Stop drinking soda as the only form of liquid you drink.

Focus on education
Sign up to be an Officer in the AF
Be more open in your relationships
There's a difference between confidence and cockiness
Don't live with your friends. They're good friends, but not good roommates.

Mind telling another user pre-22 what fin is?

This desu. Fucking hell I was retarded as shit, almost drank myself into diabetes before my twenties.

Do everything as you would have done it normally. But eat more, you skeletal fuck. You only got diabetes two years ago and will be skinny until 21 unless you eat more. You make it at 25 though, it would just have been nice if you’d EAT MORE.

>go visit your grandma like everyone tells you instead of playing vidya all day, she'll be gone before you know it and you will regret it forever.
>Do you fucking homework/studies, yeah your real smart not doing anything and getting 6/10's when you could be getting 9/10's
>Stay in the sports team/or dont join the boyscouts but choose another sport.
>SHE KEEPS SITTING NEXT TO YOU BECAUSE SHE LIKES YOU
>"i will say hi to her tommorow" do it now

Stop eating the garbage junk food your mom and dad keep giving you and learn how to cook properly you big little shit. Also start getting in the habit of looking at the nutrition label for once.

Do not go out Halloween night 2006

the girl who you always masturbate to actually wants to fuck you
Fucking go for it you stupid fucking retard oh my god

She’s a lesbian don’t bother

this
the same advice i have for 15 year old me is almost exactly the same as what my parents said to me