Chick you're talking to asks

Chick you're talking to asks
>What do you like to do for fun?

>what do you think?
/wink

fuck nigga all i do is go to the gym for like 3 fucking hours after class then sleep cause im tired and on rest days i play fortnite with friends
so i usually just say i go to the gym lmao

Think of outlandish things to say when people ask me uninteresting questions. The moon is a hollow spaceship and every adult knows this but none of them have had the heart to tell you because they can tell you revel in mediocrity and would snap mentally if you knew how truly interesting the universe is.

You're wrong the moon is a projection and the earth is flat.

>i said i think of outlandish things to say, then say something outlandish
>this female im talking to corrects me
I'd instantly ask her to suck me off. This interaction can't get any more bizarre and it seems as though there are some weird forces at work here. It just might work this one time.

Lift, play video games, and call people nigger on a Japanese anime image board

I jack off to my meticulously organised Japanese porn collection.

"maybe you could show me sometime"

I do this too, nigger.

Theres nothing outlandish about a flat earth

I didn't say there was. I said it was outlandish to think the moon is a spaceship and that I was corrected by the person claiming the earth is flat. Learn to comprehend what you read or just stop responding.

I like to go to the duck pond and try to put cheez-its on the ducks' bodies. They always get mad and try to attack me, but that's what makes it fun.

I agree you're wrong in thinking the moon is a spaceship because it's not its actually a projection

>What do you like to do for fun?
netflix Veeky Forums masturbation

"I take beautiful women out to dinner"

Its not a projection its a spaceship designed by the jews

Are you me? The most I've gotten is two but then they attack one another.

I drive

Oh cool user. What kind of fingerless gloves do you wear when your fingering white pussy. Shit must be so cash

The trick is to hide the cheezits until the ducks assume you aren't going to feed them and stop paying you attention. Then you sneakily start placing the cheez-its on the ducks. My high score is 5 ducks before one noticed the cheezits and a feeding frenzy started. Just don't try to do it from in front, cause they will snap their bills at you and it hurts if they get your fingers.

>lift...

>cook
>muay thai
>fly quadcopters
>occasionally photography
>write
>listen to music
>party

Same but replace vidya with chinese cartoons

fucking kek

this but then don't take her out to dinner

>tfw one of my fantasies involves a girl finding my JAV collection and thus finding out my femdom fetish and then acting it out on me
>tfw this will never happen

I cant tell if your serious or not

I completely wreck myself 4 times a week and look forward to get punched in the face again.

I tried something like this before with my previous girlfriend. I'd set up a situation but she would somehow never see it and then I would awkwardly prod her into accidentally seeing it. When it finally worked, she just thought it was weird and wondered why I was watching porn without masturbating.

Life just isn't like one of my Chinese picture books