Dad Bod General

Kill yourself, you ugly cunt

ay lmao

Women’s opinions do not matter.

Cuckolding: good for your marriage

mediocrity: easier, at what cost?

what a waste of flesh

Compromisers want to fuck compromisers

couldn't get a real girlfriend

now you're getting the hang of it!

Prevent violence, just waddle away.

i don't care bottom text

Never improve: mediocrity is acceptable

>tfw ugly dyel skinnyfat manlet

had some fat fuck basically say that to me on reddit

>God I wish I was as cool as you I really do. But wait, I don’t have to starve myself and can eat whatever the fuck I want, look the way I do now and be happy? I guess I’ll stick to the way I am. Thanks for the input though I really appreciate it! Bet you have a lot of great people in your life because of advice like that

reddit.com/r/collegesluts/comments/80a31q/f_by_request/duvoemz/

kek kek kek kek kek

>hey lose some weight
>wtf why is she responding negatively to my obviously positive advice

hearty chortle, very clever user

Her carrier is posting nudes. Yet she doesn't do shit for her body

Are you a fat fuck as well? I live for mogging fat fucks.

nah she should lose weight but what the fuck are you expecting a woman to say when you straight up call her fat

Anything except for this:

> But wait, I don’t have to starve myself and can eat whatever the fuck I want, look the way I do now and be happy? I guess I’ll stick to the way I am

That's what you get for posting on Reddit of all places
Be with the hivemind or suffer, don't run back to Veeky Forums to cope

I have let myself go.

do you event lift bro

that chick's double chin is fucking disgusting man

>tacking on a Devanagari transliteration of your name
why

I wish I was dead

look at how many upvotes that shit got. I wouldn't fucked her if i got payed for it.

Honestly you're dumb if you didn't expect that.

>Implying the equivalent mombod isn't ridiculously hot and attractive.

Of course we aren't going to think dad bod is good.

fuck of cuck. I expected her to be offended that's the sole reason i post on reddit. However what she said is just embarrassing.

offspring not excusable for weakness
#DatBodIn5Words

For fucks sake. I'm diabetic

>society accepting mediocrity as ideal

>guys look how cool i am for a comment i left on reddit
>I yelled at some random girl and she didn't suck my dick over it, she's probably jealous of my sick body

Fuck off, retard

do you even lift cunt?

my post was referencing her comment not what I said. Fucking

Yeah, and I ignored that because you're being retarded and think we're all gonna be very impressed how alpha you are for a reddit comment.

>I am triple your size so watch your mouth twinky

Now you're just trying too hard

calm down Elliott

Fuck off you libtard...

The Jews did it again.

Oh wow a redditor is pathetic? Shocking.

Small portions suck hippie dick.

God damn you are retarded. Do you get watered once a day?

I called someone fat. How the fuck could you even perceive that I'm trying to look alpha? Her response was absolutely retarded and that's why i posted her response.

6 ft at 230 pounds. I am triple your size you fucking potato

Only fucktards lift while fasting.

Heh heh heh, stupid goyim

This is five cuck words.

Retards causing drama on forums.

what are u ashamed of a few acne scars

manlet.

YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT

You don't get acne on your neck or front delt lmao. you get them on the side/rear delts and back. keep coping

cope

total acceptance of your failure

never going to make it

>unironically linking to reddit
C'mon faggot have some standards.

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I fucking hate this world

i fake hapiness for mediocrity

Sloth is a great sin

Kill me right fucking now

Childless dad bod means lazy

>on reddit
kys yourself

"Stop lying to yourself."

*faggot

Lazy cunts with ugly wives

Seriously though. If I see someone who is clearly unhealthy/fat especially under the age of 50 I automatically assume they are dumb and lazy

retards that play western vidya

>A real life Amerimutt

I honestly thought it was just legend made up to frighten European children. The fact that they exist is somehow even more horrifying.

>using a slur for your partner

Lol poor girl

complete failure of complete control

Don't let matriarchy control you

You are a racist loser that views her as your last way out of loneliness. It's such a superficial relation that you can't even stop yourself from calling her slurs in a mundane response. I hope she finds out what you are, and soon.

Go fuck yourself flyover faggot. I lift so that I will look good when I go teach in Asia. WN is beta since all you do is try to cock block white guys online.

Make mediocrity the new mountaintop

Passively agressively I defend failure

Fuck trying, lower the bar

Don’t fuck the Toucan, Nala

The war on standards continues.

Nice body bro, you seem a little emotionally fragile though (no flame). You doing alright?

Not now and not ever.

That's not the US. Read the sign

its more common than you think
asian women don't know how to value themselves

Is that Joe Castanza?

Burn every fatty for fuel

Chad eats, you are alone

I hope I get shot

>on reddit
Stop

fuck off back, stop posting here.

shoo shoo health problems, bro

Wish I had dad hands and wrists

i watch nascar and football

If mediocrity was a person

>Spanish
Nope, it's USA