/fraud/ - Cheating Frauds General

Why is he so perfect.
No matter how many gains I get he will never be real.
Why do I do it lads.

Normal. You prob hit a nerve.

I have days where pins go without pain and days where every pin location is sensitive as fuck.

Happened to me twice, you've hit a nerve or something and your body went panic mode that's why next pins hurt aswell. Next time it's better to wait a bit before trying again.

At least you've learned something.

Whoever made this thread, thank you.

I've been there before while pinning quads. You fuck up that first pin and all of a sudden the next attempt or two feel like fucking torture.

I’ve had that but quads are GOAT. Very little leakage and easily take 7ml

>quads are GOAT

I'm so happy that I'm not alone in thinking this that I might actually cry, but not really because that would be gay and I am not gay.

i pin only quads, i hate pinning glutes and i never tried pinning delts

>I pin only quads
I've been doing this for nine months now and haven't had any real issues aside from the aforementioned occasional nerve. How long have you pinned quads? I've never tried pinning anywhere else.

is 125mg of test per week enough to maintain muscle mass while cutting?

Dunno, but it was fun when we could freely sell and trade here like a poisionous grapeseed oil stock exchange room.

Tbh the gear I got here sucked ass compared to homebrew

>tfw tren

time to get yuge.

>7ml
For what purpose?
I honestly have no idea why people pin more than 1, maybe 1.5.

Maybe they're frontloading or running equipoise
Maybe their name is Zahir and they're pinning 20ml of prop before a meet
You don't know them

mast my resting heart rate increases by almost 20bpm on 20mg mk677, kinda scary but i dont particularly care enough to stop taking it lol

Hahaha i had that after i accidentally put a needle through my finger when uncapping somehow, and then had to pin glues.
Its just your body reacting to shit like that.

lmao

what fuck

like all the way through or what

If my goal is only mass (no need for "hardening" or leanness or prep for a comp), what are the best choices for compounds?

I'm guessing primarily anabolics rather than androgenics. Right now I'm thinking:

testosterone
dianabol
nandrolone
maybe equipoise?

Any others I should keep in mind?

/faud/ is there ANY reason why synthol would ever be a good option?

Something something fascia stretching something.
Try it out and report back.

Yeah hahaha, i wish i took a picture but i was fretting because it bent the needle too, it was like through the bottom and out the side of it.
Left two holes and at least i didnt waste any test!
Just put a new one on and pinned away hahah

Bitch has two sets of tiddies jajajaj xd

Any way to keep the bloat down on a test bulk if your estro is already under control? Im gaining weight at a pretty slow rate but everything just got really round and I've still got a month to go.

>fascia stretching
I work in a PT clinic specializing in fascia and almost anything anyone says about fascia is complete horseshit. Unless you have an actual scar/injury fascia is irrelevant.

yum

Im losing weight as this massive swelling recedes and I have mixed feelings

Sodium, try switching up your carb sources

If you need to fill in a gap in your physique for a bodybuilding competition (not that anyone in /fraud/ competes in bodybuilding of course)

What am I suppose to do about stretch marks?

Cry like the rest of us. I have them on the inside of my biceps and all along the front of my stomach but luckily they’ve faded and I’m pale as fuck currently

>I’m pale as fuck currently
Wait being tan makes them more obvious? I was gonna try MelanotanII this summer but i dont want to turn into a tiger

>tfw too explosive with rack pulls now the front of my quads are all bruised

No idea mine kinda match my skin color with that weird pearlescent kinda look they get after a while.

Try the creams pregnant women use

Theyll tan different and turn red from sun
I forget the term

What if my whole physique is a gap?

What are some good FUCCBOI gym shoes? I’m thinking Adidas Ultra Boosts might be good right now I’m just wearing some old vans

Why do people care about gym fashion

Do EQ sides get worse over time? Like if im fine after 3-4 months do i still need to worry about giving blood or anything?

500 mg if it's your first cycle

It’s cumulative for the RBC problems. Anxiety wise not really

Because my life is empty and meaningless so I try and fill the gaps with materialistic purchases to make myself feel better because no one has made me feel loved.

Haven't got a good answer on this, if you just want to cycle once how much strength/size can you keep once off?

Depends on your genetics and how much you have already trained. You can't keep more than the most you could achieve naturally with years and years of perfect training.

Most likely all of it other than what you get with the water bloat...IF you pct properly. Most people dont get so big that they lose a bunch of actual muscle tissue after cycling off

How does one procure these substances. asking for a friend

Just got a pay raise at work ordered all this plus another 6 vials from a friend.

You’ve used prami before I take it?

>that cycle report on the front page of r/steroids

Homie went from handsome Chad to acned and gyno'd with the face of a 40 year old kebab shop employee for extremely shit gains

Fuck I went to the wrong school

>prami
Just give me gyno and cut off my dick wtf are you doing with that. Ill take a gram on DNP before I touch prami again

Mirin his natty progress though. I did not look anywhere near that good 3 years in though I guess I kind of fucked around most of the time at his age.

Also wtf is with reddit retards and taking like 8 different compounds with 15 different vitamins? Maybe Rich would still be with us if he didn't forget to DRINK HIS HIBISCUS TEA RIGHT BABE?

Oh you don't enjoy curling up in the shower with effluence from both ends gently lapping over your diamond hard erection?

test
deca
eq
anadrol over dbol in my opinion

>give me gyno and cut my dick off
Yeah that’s why I asked. Heard it’s pretty bad for some people, caber was fine for me though.

if you does it properly its fine, you just need to be REALLY exact, ramp it up, and never ever miss a dose. Do everything right and you never notice anything but nice boners. Fuck it up and you're on your bathroom floor wondering if you should call your parents and tell them you love them one last time.

Its not dangerous or anything but overdosing it just feels worse than hell.

I've literally taken over a gram of DNP before.

>links reddit in every general
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF HEALTH AND FITNESS

...

First timer here. Gonna front load my test E cycle with 1000mg first week and continue weeks 2-12 at 500mg. AI on hand and Nolva/Clomid for PCT. What could go wrong? My hair is slowly thinning so I'm sure I'll have to shave it down the line. Would taking Finasteride to stop the test from eating it up or would fin make a difference?

Well masT you were right, I popped a newer test vial to check for the density.
It's thick as fuck. It took ages to draw, let alone push trough a 22g.

Does feel good, no effects from it like pip etc.

You're gonna need a whole lotta oil then
Ever heard of Kirill Tereshin?

White ultraboosts are the way to go. Comfy as fuck

Gonna start a Tren Ace cycle.

Should I get 100mg/ml or 200mg/ml?
I'm going to assume theyre 10 ml vials as usual so the 200 can last me for 5 weeks. Long enough to test myself/the outcome of my first tren cycle. Right?

Gonna go for 200mg/week Test E cruise.
Along side 350mg/week Tren A.
Pinning EoD.

Currently on my 8th week of Test E at 500mg

How effective are Liquid Clomid/Nolva versus Orals?
Found some I can buy domestic as peptides but not sure about how well it works to help after a long (~30week) cruise.

I have been blasting and cruising for about a year now yet I have no testicular atrophy? They're still the size of small eggs and roughly the same size as my girlfriends. Anybody else experience this?

>Russian athletes were taking so much testosterone they required catheterization to urinate properly because their prostates were so swollen

>Llewelyn's 'Anabolics'

Is this bullshit or can that actually happen?

>he unironically needs roids
OH NO NO NO NO

>They're still the size of small eggs and roughly the same size as my girlfriends

Well.. in an attempt to overcome my repressed sexuality I have started having sex. Problem is I don't get off which doesn't bother me but i'd like some legit advice from the fraud family on how to make sure the girl gets off.

Cuz as of right now neither me or the fwb get off and I already have too much cardio as it is.

The pip with my current test is so bad.
When I sit down I live in agony, both my ass cheeks have betrayed me.
I spend my entire life outside the gym sitting down.

that's why i never pin glutes. It will only enhance the pip if you sit on your ass. When you pin quad you don't apply pressure on it in any way if you are sitting most of the time.

Very individual of the girl, was she able to come before you/on her own?
Find what stimulates her.

As for you, they might be nerves, I lasted 2 hours and I still didn't come the first time.

I'd say don't frontload instead just extent your cycle a couple weeks. You don't know how you respond in terms of acne/hair loss and pinning 1g is more likely to cause issues because of the extremely fast fluctuation. Fin will def help with the hair loss.

750 test 200 deca
or
250 test 400 deca

They look nice I’m just sketched of getting all white ones dirty. Saw the cookies and cream ones are coming out Tuesday and I might cop those too.

750test 400deca

Get good at eating pussy and dive in, foreplay is really key though. I usually do the kissing all over her body after making out for a while and just letting her know how fucking sexy she is and teasing her pussy by kissing the insides of her thighs and shit.

Jk I’m a kissless virgin and obviously have no idea

less test more deca

more gains fewer sides

saving that for when i know how i can handle deca, dont want to use massive doses yet

but isnt test the king of aas?

no

400mg of deca a week isn’t high imo but you do you.

If I extend the cycle 2 weeks, won't that be harsher on my system and require a more thorough PCT. All I'm planning on using for PCT ATM is Clomid/Nolva

post physique
my friend who is a big boi says it is

Test actually is one of the weaker binding steroids.
It is however the most solid and healtiest choice in terms of damage and sides.

Deca gives you more of the good and less of the bad. Even at equal dosages.

Test is just so common because it's easier to manage a single compound.

>250 test 400 deca
what are your goals?since you're asking this i assume you're newb and haven't ran anything.
just do 200test and 200deca and see how your body responds.
There's an HIV faggot who ran this for 10 years straight, with no sides and didn't need an AI. And he got pretty jacked for an HIV POZ FAGGOT.
google nelson vergel nandrolone

Test is the base of aas. That would be like saying bread is the king of a sandwich.

>was she able to come before you/on her own?
Ya, she was only ever with her bf of 5 years before me and it's making me feel like im expected to know how to get her off as quickly as a dude who had 5 years to figure out what she likes.

>As for you, they might be nerves, I lasted 2 hours and I still didn't come the first time.

I'm blaming it on my fucked up estro, but I get a huge mental block that happens right before im about to come that just shuts down everything to avoid the post nut hatred and shame I usually feel I think. I miss tren dick, with fucked up estro in my head I feel like im pushing play-do through a keyhole.

Get good at eating pussy and dive in

I actually really enjoy eating pussy as i don't expect to get off from sex ever and try to at least do my best to make sure the girl does, but whenever I do she basically immediately tries to return the favor by going down on me which is... annoying somewhat?

I don't know if it's because I am comparing current shit estro boners or trt level cruise boners to tren boners but I genuinely feel like im flyin at like 3/4 right now and it's infuriating, short of engaging in trenbolini's wild ride what can I do to get back boners that could rip their way through denim? I know nothing about cialis/viagra are they worth checking out?

That would be like saying bread is the king of a sandwich.

It ain't a sandwich if u got no bread though. It ain't the king it is the rule of all importance, without the bread all you got is a damn mess.

eq is even better cause it doesnt fill you up with water and you get a clearer view of what youre actually gaining

real anavar is probably one of the greatest drugs for strength with very low risk

>750 test 400 deca

THIS IS WHY YOU CANT GET AN ERECTION

>It ain't the king it is the rule of all importance, without the bread all you got is a damn mess.
Exactly. It's not the best part of the sandwich but it's still the most important part there. Like test isn't the best injectable but if you don't have it you're gonna have a bad time.

>Deca gives you more of the good and less of the bad. Even at equal dosages.

I'd disagree with that personally, I'd play higher test over deca any time.

I would honestly play Test + an oral over nandrolone while bulking, I dislike it that much.

Test + Tren + Mast + Sdrol is my favourite bulker, keep you trim while still piling on the lean mass.

sir. I was doin a laughable 160mg test/mast blend a week.

test higher than any other stronger steroid is what causes more sides, its wasted as it cant bind and just aromatises, you guys are pinning while knowing zero about how gear works

what you are doing is irrelevant, your answer tells me what i need to know about your cycles and clearly you run your ratios wrong to keep things working

planning test oral and nand

both dosages i listed still had it there
one for bodybuilding purposes
other for general trt while deca does the work

>what you are doing is irrelevant
Well that's just dumb.

>clearly you run your ratios wrong to keep things working

I don't disagree, I was just trying to do trt and use up the mast/test blends I have, but what is wrong with my previous cycles of things like 500mg test/mast or 500mg test/mast/tren, just curious. My dick was fantastic on those and I felt great overall barring initial tren sweats.

Testosterone largely fails to bind to receptors as soon as tren/deca is introduced, it has a shit binding affinity when run solo anyway, so most of it converts to estrogen

Prolactin/progesterone sides cant happen in a low estro environment, yeah you can reduce estro by other means but your injecting a load of test for no reason, wasting time, oil and money

Got a mate who was sceptical too until an endo who knows about steroids told him the same thing