Break in 4 hour lecture

"sure, until next time"
then move to the next chick

Used to date a girl who smoked, she'd really want a cig after sex for some reason
I was tired of her breath smelling like ashes so I told her I'd fuck her again if she tried to smoke
needless to say that was enough of an impetus for her to stop smoking

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Exactly this.

Don't get what's so hard to wrap your head around.

Lines that never fail to get the number:
>What’s cookin, good lookin?
>If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
>I’m no politician, but I’d like to offer you a position on my staff.
Or if you’re really really risk averse, say this:
>Can I smell your feet?
If she says yes, you’re in. If she says no, respond
>oh it must be your vagina.

Nice one mate.

Classic archeologist

>ed to smoke
>needless to say that was enough of an impetus for her to stop smoking

reality: she dumped you.

>Then I'll just look like an idiot.
So what? You're not going to appear in the news for asking a girl out.
"Local idiot gets rejected"
You think that shit happens? Nobody cares, on the contrary if it works you get laid with a qt. Totally worth it.

Socialization is pretty easy if you're a smoker. If there's ANYTHING good about smoking it's the social gains. However the negatives outweigh the positives for me.

>go out for a smoke

Not gonna make it.

This is only a problem if your both ugly and uncomfortable with yourself

Kek. Always listen to normies. Veeky Forums is clueless when it comes to this stuff.

The same result as never asking her, you don't have coffee with a qt.

Might as well try user.

>interacting with a gains goblin
>never going to make it

>go out for a smoke
>Nothing but Chinese hoes in designer clothes and bape wearing Chinese goobers
>None of them even speak conversationable English
>Quit smoking

>Why hasn't anyone told me it was this easy?
Because here's what's going to happen
>wow thanks for the drink user I had a great time
>y-yeah m-me too
>it's awesome I got to know you, you're my only male friend beside my boyfriend, all the guys who talk to me always end up trying to ask me out haha that's super annoying haha
>haha yeah right lol

Enjoy not even tasting the coffee, you degenerate tobacco-cuck

We-we-we're all g-g-g-gonna make it

Truth

Don’t you fuckers ever get tired of being so cynical and toxic? I know this is Veeky Forums and all but goddamn.

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Every girl I know who smokes was used up and turned out by 19. Of course she said yes.

It's literally the easiest thing in the world you faggot.
>strike up a conversation with someone over a common interest
>talk for a bit
>if it's going well invite her out somewhere casual to do it again where it's more fun

If you're not a weird motherfucker or hideous then you're not going to get embarrassed, even if she doesn't want to she's not gonna be mean she'll make up some bs excuse to let you down easily.

>proceeds to post on Veeky Forums the rest of the lecture
How'd it go then you fag? Give us details

This is it. Veeky Forums makes it way too over-complicated. If you listened to what people say here, only guys over 6', 200lbs with 10% bf, making more than six figures per year, and who have very certain personality traits get girls. Yet look around and see all the normies with women, and very few people on here with them. Really joggin my noggin. Congrats on the date OP

What, you don't want to awkwardly sit in class for a semester with a girl you struck out with?

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