>break in 4 hour lecture
>go out for a smoke
>qt brunette from lecture comes out too
>see her looking for a light
>offer her a light and talk for a bit
>ask if she wants to grab coffee after the lecture
>"sure user that sounds good"
Why hasn't anyone told me it was this easy?
IT'S LITERALLY WHAT NORMAL PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TELLING YOU FOR FUCKING AGES BUT YOU INSIST ON LISTENING TO AUTISTS ON Veeky Forums WHO FUCKING TRY TO APPLY QUANTUM PHYSICS TO RELATIONSHIPS BEFORE ACTUALLY TALKING TO PEOPLE
>4 hour lecture
Wow cool thread bro
>coffee
kill yourself faggot. just say "drink"
then when you get to the café, order a pint
>2018
>still smoking
Yeah but what next
>going out with a girl who smokes
disgusting
That's too much fucking work. What if she says no, which they typically do? Then I'll just look like an idiot.
gotta risk it for a biscuit m8