When she spreads her ass and vagoo

>when she is quick to stick your cock in her and you brought condoms

Literally everytime

Ha ha y-yea every t-time dude

Idk senpai assholes are a turnoff even on females unless they bleach it like in pornos because you know the dark taint is from years of shitting and its literally just shit tinted

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>you know the dark taint is from years of shitting and its literally just shit tinted

I don't think it works like that

This is the kind of quality post fit needs so much more of.

honestly women are gay as fuck

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Get a bidet you disgusting motherfuckers, and make sure your girl uses it.
Pic related, just think about how nice and clean she is due to bidet usage.

Just take a shower like a normal human being

So basically you take a shower everytime you take a shit?

Not everyone has time for a shower after every shit, nor will they be able to dry off fast enough, esp. if they are at work.
>inb4 baby wipes
>wiping your own shit and jew chemicals all over your ass
There is nothing better than a bidet. Seriously, these things are fucking life changing. You don't even need a separate fixture, you can attach it to the toilet you already have.

Think about how ugly she is because of muscle usage

muscle usage? uhhhhh
you mean roids?
I don't find her too attractive but one thing is for sure that she is squeaky clean down under

>laying in bed with gf
>she has to go to a job interview in 30 minutes
>start to get horny and stick my dick in her mouth
>15 seconds later she wants to stop
>ok fuck it
>start jerking off while grabbing her ass, then finish on her feet
>she leaves
>start thinking she probably thinks I'm into feet now
>in reality it was the only place i could cum that it woudln't get on her clothes

Of course

yes

What does it mean when you can identify each part of that compiled body?

>he doesn't take a chemical bath every time he uses a toilet