*dries naked body for 15 minutes one foot from your locker*

>*dries naked body for 15 minutes one foot from your locker*

>he doesnt dry buttnaked in the locker for 15 minutes
do you not want to be a hightest alpha chad, you soyboy mouthbreather?

>showers in his underpants

>sits bareass on the chairs
>gym has towel service

>wore crocs to the gym
>barefoot thru out the lockerroom

>2 5min sesh on the treadmill
>80 degrees and sunny outside
>55min prancing around the lockerroom naked

It's like all they do is tie up the counter at Bob Evans, and sit around locker rooms naked.

Fuck retiring.

>forms a crowd around one machine
>shouts and screams for no reason

Old guy at my gym straight up spreads his cheeks and dries his butthole on the air dryer, old people have no shame

this is the fucking worst, you are lifting absolute PUSSY weight, get over yourself, fucking christ

>leaves bag, towel and water bottle on bench, stays on their phone for minutes at a time between sets

>tfw cant use blowdryer cause old man drying his ass with it

>is doing standing curls but takes up the bench just to sit on between sets

Are you afraid of getting a boner faglord?

This is it, this is peak Veeky Forums

How long does he take user?

>not using phone during rests
>thinking multi minute rests are bad

Wanna know how I know you're a DYEL larper

...

>using the ass dryer on your hands
Pleb detected

>using your gym's lockerroom

How many people actually do this? Of all my buddies and random people I see, maybe 10% have ever used the locker room. I always apply deodorant and antiperspirant right before I lift and I'm usually fine right after, but then again I go to the gym then come right home.

is that an alien trying to escape

so you sit all sweaty in your car seat? gross

>fully clothed in tiny locker room, sitting on the bench texting

Why DON'T people use it is the question. Nothing better than getting a good workout in, taking a shower and getting into the car all fresh and clean and ready to do whatever's next.

Fuck sitting in my car sweaty, getting my stank everywhere.

>takes a shower but doesn't close the shower curtain and slowly lathers himself up in sensual ways

goddamint you know what you are doing and I am not fucking gay!

I don't get that sweaty. Maybe it's the antiperspirant or how it's always nice and cool in my gym, but I don't really sweat that much.

>that one faggot who changes in the bathroom stall

this

I am using locker room to changing shoes in snowtime. I am not buying deodorant because I am not sweating.

I am benchlifting 2pl8 and crouchlifting 3pl8

that is me

i ride a motorcycle so i need a place to put my helmet and gear

I do it sometimes when there's an obvious homo checking out naked guys.

Im forced to use the gym showers to show daily due to my apartment building charging an arm and a leg for electricity, so instead i just shower at the gym and charge my shit at uni

this, today one dyel kid was grunting while doing bodyweight push ups with legs on a bench. He also did bodyweight lunges and bodyweight calf raises on flat ground while leaning forward on calf machine. I couldn't help myself and hopped on this machine to calfmogg him. Later I saw him trying it out. I'm naturally benevolent but holy shit he looked like a tool walking everywhere with his rubber band, foam roller and notebook

>not bringing around your notebook to track your progress

Never going to make it

Sorry I'm not a brainlet that can't remember my sets and write them down later.

Hey you kids, quit posting my picture all over the intra-nets!

Holy hell. Thats the thing you imagine them doing. Never thought id actually see it.
Top tier

Post your fucking body faggot I can guarantee I’m bigger and stronger than you
Anything over 2 min is way too much time and you’re a beta low test faggot if you can’t fucking bring some god damn intensity until you rest for 3-6 minutes after picking up something heavy 1-5 times for a set that lasts 15 seconds TOPS

I just finished today and there was an old Japanese guy sitting on the bench with just a towel wrapped around his waist next to my locker.

I started changing and he was rubbing his thigh. I'm pretty sure he was jacking off.

>I am not buying deodorant because I am not sweating.
Buy deodorant, you fucking moron.

Just dry off with a small towel and walk around naked. Why are Americans such massive faggots when it comes to nudity?

GO TO A PRIVATE GYM

Watch it there Rockefeller

Cool. What do our ride?
Gixxer fag here

>not wanting to be Grandpa Chad

Young faggot.

this unironically
too many fags in SF to be comfortable

>t. Armenian

I do this at my gym. If you don’t want to see naked dudes don’t come into the men’s locker room stupid

IOW you don't really work-out hard

Get security to escort the guy out of the women's change room.

I'm homeless and use the gym to shower/shave. It's a lot cheaper than getting a hotel room.

>the virgin paper towel dry
>the chad wind blaster

>walking around naked with other men
>Americans are massive faggots when it comes to nudity

>shower
>electricity
>can't afford 0,5kWh

Found the brazilian.

>nudity=sex
lolno

they have tiny penises and massive insecurities

Nah I agree with him. I only sweat if the gym is very hot, regardless of how hard I work out

>Anything over 2 min is way too much time

>the absolute state of Veeky Forums

This is what an ubermensch would do

>not using your phone to track your workouts instead of wasting paper
Brainlet detected

>holds door open to sauna while removing bathing suit, hangs it on railing, leaves