I officially became a soyboy today. Here’s my dinner minus the water.
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But can you open it?
what the fuck
Yes, guy. But the fucking scoop was buried at container, and I antiqued my naked dick while trying to fish it out.
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By the look of your hands, you already seem like a lost cause, now you can complete your transition and go full trap.
What te fuck is wrong with my hands, guy?
friendly reminder that the soy and vegan bullshit that is being spammed here is not due to three mentally deranged loners getting off on pushing this garbage onto easily impressionable youth, but a concerted effort to undermine Veeky Forums. its blatantly obvious to anyone with half a functioning brain. especially since the primary election, Veeky Forums has gained notoriety. It's naive to think the hordes of spammers, psyops, and bots are only targeting /pol/
I have not seen this copy pasta yet
I unironically agree. I came here from /pol desu. Got my mental gains and now I gotta get my physical ones.
STUF and do what is said to do youtu.be
Welcome fellow /pol/lack
>/pol/
>mental gains
Is this what uneducated people actually believe?
>/pol/
>mental gains
>buy a gun
stopped reading right there
>using uneducated people as insult
I've wasted years to get honour of being educated, then went to work and realised that I could be making 3 times more if I went to work instead. STEM field.
University is going to waste your time and money, never fall for that kiddos.
>t. psyop (((bots)))
>TRVP GOD
lets see those traps then bby
pic related are mine
You faggots never heard neuro elasticity?
>mental gains
>/pol/
>lolleringladies.lib
>guy created a sub called unethicallifetips
Seems the soy got to his brain as well.
At least there’s no harm in laughing at the twink equivalent of fat acceptance faggotry.
Trap as in the music trap
soyboy detected
>being so weak you can’t open a small plastic bottle and have to shamefully ask other people to open it for you
Sad. Even really fat and out of shape people can do this shit.
You were a soyboy the second you bought a gay ass audi
Bitch please
>Audi master race
Maybe if you at least had an S5... just another entry level audi, just like the 3 series bmw or entry level lexus or merc owners lol. If you gonna try and stunt at least stunt properly although desu girls don't know the difference between entry level cars so I guess u good.
>leftypol
>mentalgains
>laughinghans.jpg
>buy a gun
that seemed out of place
Only people I've heard of lusting after audis are pajeets
okay user, what am i going to do with a gun once i buy it?
Defend your land, life, and liberty from those who would take them
Euro or pussy, not sure which is worse.
Everyone should own a gun.
>Buy a gun
thats really up to you
most people shoot them
but you could always use them to hammer a nail
or stick it in your gf's boipucci
the world is your oyster
>amerimutts need guns to defend their property
So this... Is the power of first world countries..
>humans arent still blood thirsty savages just because it is 2018.
>not having a gun
>then went to work
>[...]
>if I went to work instead
You went to work when you should have gone to work
>muh freedom and liberty
Loling at being so weak you need a weapon to defend yourself. Maybe try going to a gym and taking a MMA class instead.
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Have you ever seen Indiana Jones
>a fucking passat
>buy a gun
NO CAN DO
>go to range
>git gud
Being fit only gets you so far. If shtf you need to be able to protect yourself
>watching soy movies
back to redit
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KIA MASTERRACE OWNS JEW
GTFO weak euro-fag go black to being basic with your tea and biscuits not even lit do you even wet wet?
F A K E
N E W S
Veeky Forums is leaking
(daily reminder that audi is the shittiest german brand)
>/pol/
>mental gains
all of my keks, go back to plebbit you autistic tard.
literally kill yourself my man. no one thinks your steaming shit is cool except you. you're driving a volkswagen.
pic rel
>he's gonna stop the government with his fists
ok
>/pol/
>mental gains
Enjoy the glass ceiling. You'll never make it above low-level management because you'll sperg out about your paranoid deep state illusions the first time a superior asks you out for drinks.
>thinking the freedom to defend yourself is overrated
OP will have milkers
shoot yourself
>People like you actually exist.
L O L
O
L
In America, the governement does not care about protecting us.
The media and many federal officials openly turn a blind eye to BLM rioters and ANTIFA thugs. The Democratic Party uses them as their militant wing.
I'd love to give up guns. I really would. But I will only agree to if the government starts taking the safety of it's citizens seriously and clearing the streets of this violent trash who grow bolder every year.
And yes, America is a shit country, the Democratic party has traded safety and stability to grow their own powerbase through violence and discord.
Regular citizens live under siege.
>muh strawman
>u r le sperg
nice projection virgino
>le kek
>/pol/ is the same thing as rebbit
its all you berniebro reddit faggots who come here from /r/Veeky Forums and never shut about le /pol/ in unrelated threads ruining this website
Americunts think the government is out to get them
But they also won't shut up about muh freedom (even though plenty of other countries are free)
>plant based protein
enjoy your cadmium and arsenic
guys, "buy a gun" isn't out of place. It's the whole point of that message. If this soyboy does follow his advice, he will do all of the "manly" things and still be a pathetic soyboy who needs other to tell him how to be a man. This sad realization may well drive him to suicidal thoughts. Only now, he has a gun...
It's almost as if in a nation of almost 400 million citizens some people hold contrasting views and you are painting them as a singular hivemind you uneducated, sub 80 IQ fucking mongoloid. I seriously wonder how dumb faggots like you even manage to go through the daily motions of life with such a deficient level of frontal lobe activity.
its attached to a huge fucking faggot
Acral-lentiginous melanoma under your finger nail. Sorry bro :-(
your a faggot not because of the repulsive and degenerate amount of soy you take, but because you drive an Audi
German '''''''luxury'''''''' cars are for fucking idiots with too much money and too little taste
pol is the same thing as reddit now you dumb faggot, it has been since the presidential election. it was still comfy in the primary though
>you berniebro reddit faggots
I'm not a communist, you dumb mutt, and I didn't start talking about /pol/, you fags did and think you're cool and edgy. kys
>it's another yuropoor thinks america is 1 person episode
also these
>/pol/ is le reddit now
Reddit is 98% democratic faggots who think evil russians are psyoping the US. The other 2% is retarded boomers on T_D who are controlled opposition (le Israel is based!)
>not being properly equipped to defend yourself and your family
honestly if youre going to take that shit why not just fast and be done with it?
Unironically kill yourself
Audible kek
who's this kike?
You misspelled bimmer
use it to keep your fucking family safe. You do have a family right? You do want to protect them right? You aren’t just a lonely forever alone autist right?
>audi
>tinted windows
I bet you tailgate everyone on the highway at 80+
I bet he's paki or pajeet
>you need to pull a 180
>not 360
???
>trying to ridicule and demoralize instead of presenting arguments
Pottery. Are you the /leftypol/ transplant who always samefags in these threads
That’s dried up blood from when I smashed my finger
I think you misunderstand the joke you're atempting to make.
>wew ladson
>muh mental gains
¡Soy latinx!
>Started taking soy lecithin tablets to increase my cumshots
Probably not gonna stop. It's pretty much impossible to avoid if you're poor+natty.
>bought
Did he buy or did he lease\loan the car?
>Being this butt-ravaged
>drives audi
>eats soy
faggot confirmed
Spot on. Read this thread and you know user is right.
>just get brain damage comrade, you'll be just like us
Stay mad poorfag
WOW OP I'M SUPER IMPRESSED YOU HAVE AN AUDI THOSE ARE LIKE 1K SECOND HAND TOP JELLY
This honestly, the Jewish trickeries have extended well beyond /pol/
if this fucking thread isnt a wake-up call, you're beyond help
>Buy a gun
I suppose Ameretards need to defend themselves against their police and other gun owners. Clown World