You are 35 years old

My family is 8 figures rich so most of your points are a non issue lol. I’m 19 though and 190 lbs pretty lean. Hopefully I get up there in a couple of years

I'd start by injecting shit into my ass

This. Your parents also own a lot of real estate? But even I don't want to mooch off of them and be a degenerate the rest of my life.

lol fucking pleb trash

This kind of hit me hard
Thanks man

kek

>6 figures in the bank
At 35 that's pretty doable
I'd aim for making at least 6 figs a year after taxes

Your life style is normie trash.

SOUTHERN EDITION
>replace the everyday car with a truck
>replace the wife/fucktoys with a good Christian mother to your children
>at least one of your hobbies must be the killing of wild game and teaching your progeny to kill said game
>wife must also be able to cook and take the kids to church
The rest can more or less be the same. Dog bless.

>that CL ad

the internet was a mistake.

>100kg ohp
>not hard

nigga pls

I don't want that life.

6 figures in the bank but no job?

>you have 6 figures in the bank and plenty of disposable income

Is this what poorfags consider rich at 35? Gave me a hearty kek.

>33
>180 some definition
>private gym that buddy owns, invite only
>1.5/3/3.5/4 for reps
>beach condo and rental house inland
>excellent credit, no debt, diverse portfolio
>retired, wife will retire in 8-10 years
>decent cars, could get luxury vehicles if that was a priority
I focus on training and taking care of my wife and family.

Every human life is a different book. Don't compare yourself to others or listen to others as to what you should desire

Fpbp

The fuck kind of gym is "invites only" ?
What goes on in the showers bro?

Bro if you're still in this thread I'd like some advice. I'm a first year medical student. What kind of speciality do you recommend getting into in terms of having time to live your life and not be in a hospital 24/7? I really like neurology and cardiology but I'd really be grateful for any tips you might have.

is that jew bezos?

this is the only correct answer

Friendly reminder that 99.5% of men will never achieve anything like this. More to the point, most of us never had a chance. That's not to say anyone should be a slob, but be realistic about those things.

>you are 35 years old
>you are 200lbs and struggling to maintain 15% bf
>you life at the 24 hour gym near your work twice, maybe three times a week
>you lifted 1/2/3/4 once upon a time in your youth, but now just keep your arms and abs up because that's all your wife cares about
>you own a 2br townhouse that's double mortgaged and in both of your names, but she doesn't contribute to it
>you're making 6 figures, but the now socialist States of America tax you at least 70%
>once in a while, you can sneak away to the basement to play some Skyrim and drink a beer or two when the family is asleep
>your marriage is typical, but the bedroom is dead. she caught you fapping to traps to get a release and turns away from you when you try to initiate intercourse. She allows a kiss on the cheek in front of the kids and family/friends.
>your leased minivan is littered with fast food, sports equipment, and bumper stickers. Your wife's Lexus gets detailed weekly.
>in the garage is a sturdy beam that you consider hanging yourself from, but cannot face the shame of spending the afterlife watching your wife get fucked by the man she truly wants and witnesses your children's mental health deteriorate because they found Daddy purple and swaying in the garage.

Manlets can reduce the measurements by 35%

>33 years old
>152 lbs, decently fit but not shredded
>nowhere near 1/2/3/4
>live at home
>$400k in investments
>decent at a few hobbies
>incel
>boring japanese econo shitbox
How'd I do?

This is the life of a delusional kid

Joey Swoll is a pretty guy. His SnapChats are are funny,

That's a sad autobiography.

>implying I want to look like this juiced up guy

people will laugh at you in your back you're clearly overcompensating

The kind without niggers, thots, and fat trash.

How do I get an invitation?

>counting the bar

>31 years old
>195 @ 15% BF
>lift in your cold garage home gym
>lift 1/2/2.5/3 for reps
>own a large house that you have designed and decorated to your specifications
>have 6 figures in property and plenty of disposable income
>couple light hobbies b/c I have 4 kids
>have a loving wife total piece of ass
>outside is a 2014 Mazda 3
>in the garage is my family's mess of bullshit

Getting close. Though I don't want a sports car just now I want more investments. That pic is of a roided out dude who most likely doesn't have a family. Family is what's meaningful, not looking like that. Meaning is what carries you though hard times and motivates you to excel. I know it has for me. I wonder about roided out dudes in their 30's, although the /fraud/ threads I've glanced through for the eye candy have confirmed my suspicions of a strong link between body dysmorphia and serious negative emotion issues

Retired? Stock broker? IPO sale from a tech firm?

What makes him an asshole? I followed his snaps and his just trying to motivate people.

Agreed his created his own character but that everyone angle in the business.

Why did he leave Shredz? I know he started Ryse sup.

hardmode: do that without roids and maintaining an ethical life (i.e., something to do with health or technologies to improve society; not shitting on anyone, etc).

That's the life of a true Veeky Forums man, not some roided up insecure cuck who thinks his existence can be defined by status.

this

You'll make it

Where do you live

Self made. Wish I'd started in real estate earlier, like Rich piana told me.

LOL
Yeah
He made his money in real estate.
Real estate is how people who made money in very shadey ways claim they make their money.

your pic = bald = ruined

once you go bald roider look u just shunned 99% of chicks

Day trading isn't shady, poorfag.

I'm 32 (33 at the end of the month)

>165lbs with visible abs but not that shredded
>Only work out in local health club (but do get mires)
>Lift 1/2/3/4 for reps (x5 each respectively)
>Just bought awesome house, making some of my own furniture. I'm an architect so don't have shit taste
>Had 6 figures b4 I bought the house. Now I owe a lot of $$$
>I have tons of hobbies. Played drums professionally for a short while
>I have a fiancee
>I have a 5 series BMW that I love. Not that expensive though
>I have a truck as my extra car

I should have 100k saved again by 35. No home gym because my garage is small and I like going to 24 hr. I'll be able to get to 4/5 for reps in 2 years I'm not sure about 2/3. I will never be 200lbs (I'm 5'7") but I will get shredded as much as my nattyness allows. I'll have a wife/bmw/lots of hobbies by 35. I don't want a sports car or motorbike cause they're for douches & a waste of money.

All in all not too bad.

Sounds pretty cookie cutter, sounds like you go on CANNED hunts!
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT, DALE!

165lbs.... deadlift 405lbs for "reps".
squat nearly twice your weight for "reps"

>oooookkkkkaaayyyyyyyy......

fpbp

I thought I was on Veeky Forums for a moment
I own LINK (Chainlink), I am absolutely sure I'll be a multimillionaire by the time I'm 35 (I'm 31, for reference) and reading your greentext I honestly just thought "yep, yep, yea" down to the BMW in the garage.

We're all gonna make it brahs

missed the part where I'm 5'7"?

or are you just that weak?

>you are 23 years old
>you are 150lbs and chubby
>you occasionally venture out to the gym
>you lift /b/a/b/b/y/w/e/i/g/h/t/ for reps
>you live with your parents
>you have nothing in the bank
>your hobbies include shitposting and youtube
>you are a handholdless virgin on nofap
>you don’t have a driver’s license
>in the garage is your parents’ honda civic and a bicycle that you haven’t touched since you were 14

This is the REAL life of the Veeky Forums man, how do you plan to escape?

literally this except im 20 and dont even have a car

This is almost completely me. I'm 32 and 2/3/4/5 is roughly my 1RM for each lift, I'm 205 at 14% BF and my apartment is designed tonmy specifications but Inhave shit taste and would really like to trade the fuck toys for a wife to help change that.

Greatest first post on this fucking site

Not that guy but cardiologists are the PRIME worshipped doctors. Kings of hospital. Neurologists can prescribe weed now without being suspicious tho

DELET

>t. weak lanklet

literally high schooler goals

except for the lifting part ofc

>19
>Potentially am gonna get a DUI
>Exmiltary got kicked from marines for trying to kill myself
>No money all savings went to lawyer and bills
>Getting fired from jobs because I have no drive and wanna kms constantly
>Girlfriend that I constantly make miserable because I'm so emotionally unstable
>Mother hates me and Dad lives across the country
>Getting fat because of stress eating
>Addicted to dipping tobacco from my time in the corps
>I repulse everyone with it
>Horrible acne
Seriously considering ending it bros. Shit ain't worth it

>implying

>such a huge fuckup that you couldn't even cut it as enlisted

lmao'ing at your life

Damn nigga.

sounds fucking awful desu, same with most of the shit here, why are you all so fucking cookie-cutter?

Ask for doctor for accutane and check into an inpatient psych hospital if you feel suicidal. They can get you started on an antidepressant. You don’t have to feel that way bro. You’re not in this alone.

>tfw getting my RN
>tfw two months into lifting, noob gains are showing and it's extremely fucking satisfying already
>tfw another year and a half until I graduate and, if I keep lifting, I'll have a decent body by then as well

I'll make you proud, bro.

Got medically separated from the navy, can’t even tell you how many mental cases were in SEPS. Absolute shit show what recruiters push through, we had a schizophrenic kid and 2 with severe autism. It was like a /b/ matrix simulation

Yo at least you got a gf unlike 75% of Veeky Forums just keep lifting, keep the weight off, drink tea or something to quit the dip. Work a shitty high paying job like oil rigger, like you already hate life so might as well hate life and make bank.
You'll make it man

I just want to be fit and venture the world on two wheels while being financially free.

...

>psych hospital
>antidepressant
>help

Don't do it user, they will fuck up your brain worse than it already is.

good post

'mirin life. Sounds healthy as fuck. Are you going to have kids?

This.
Come on dude, almost everyone should have 6 figures by 28, 7 by 35. I'm fucking 21, still in uni living out of home with 40k and both my parents are poor/terrible with money in general

Like half your post is about money and showing off useless trinkets, that isn't the Veeky Forums man, that's just being a faggot

boxing

Where are your children? Where is your loyalty to your wife and family? Where is your faith?

This is absolutely degenerate, and not at all the Veeky Forums life.

she was passed around hollywood and sold to the highest bidder

poor girl, but at least he got his tv waifu

I don't know, my fiance wants them. I want 1 max. I'm somewhat afraid of the cost. my house is $700k so my mortgage is almost $3k/mo. I need to start making a lot more money to support a family or move out of LA. I love my house though, I'd rather not move.

/thread

dude I'm
>26 years old
>125kg (275lbs)
>Bulky and not shredded
>2 kids
>shit income
>I drive a fucking astra
>I look after old people for a living
>I'm happy as fuck.

Having all that shit isn't going to make you happy, it's going to make things easy. I'm on Veeky Forums to get healthy for my kids and so I can feel better about myself.

OPs post is a fucking pipedream from a teenager watching way too many movies.

Join the military

Don’t buy a large house and live in it yourself, That is generally a terrible investment. Invest in real estate as soon as it is possible for you and start collecting rent, it is the best way out of wage slavery.

Is this your Grand Theft Auto save?

He's not even wearing the crystal in his own post

Holy shit thats almost me

jesus wept

>33 years old
>incel
>How'd I do?

very, very bad

I happened to find this thread again so here's my answer, specialties that allow you a personal life mostly because they don't have much inpatients, don't have much night or weekend shifts and don't have to put in insane hours(and the cons):
General physician/family doctor (not a high salary, could be 'boring' depending on your interest in rare and difficult to manage diseases)
Dermatologist (very specific)
Ophthalmologist (very specific)
Nursing home doctor (similar to family medicine but even more boring also all your patients die)
aneasthesiologist(repetitive tasks for most of the time)
microbiologist (no patient contact)
insurance or company doctor (boring)

>you are 35 years old
>you are 200lbs and shredded
>NEET

Sounds much better.

>happy as fuck
Please teach me

> trying to kill yourself in the Corps

glad they separated you faggot, you didn't rate the title

I'm gonna watch Ready Player One when it comes out.