>you are 35 years old >you are 200lbs and shredded >You lift in your extensive home gym, occasionally venturing out to the local health club to rack up some mires >you lift 2/3/4/5 for reps >you own a large house/apartment that you have designed and decorated to your specifications >you have 6 figures in the bank and plenty of disposable income >you indulge in and have mastered numerous hobbies and pursuits other than fitness >you either have a loving wife or a string of fucktoys to use at your convience >outside is an expensive BMW/Audi that you use as your daily driver >in the garage is classic/sports car you use on weekends, you may even have a motorbike next to it
This is the life of the Veeky Forums man, how do you plan to get there?
Christopher Young
Rebirth after a life of prayer
Noah Sanchez
no thanks
Kayden Wilson
>BMW/Audi
yuck
Luke Brown
Well I am an MD starting next month so cash and status won't be an issue. I just wanna be like 175lbs ripped though.
Nathaniel Rogers
>you are a hairlet
Bentley Sanchez
>Lifting 2/3/4/5 and mastering hobbies? Pick one
Asher Brooks
2/3/4/5 wouldnt be that hard at 200lbs. I was pretty close to that after 2 years at 180lbs
Brandon Brooks
I hate Joey Swole. He’s a very narcissistic annoying asshole. Everyone in the pro bodybuilding circuit dislikes him as well, but I gotta hand it to him. He created a name for himself and makes a ton of money being a fitness meme
Carter Nelson
the life of a Veeky Forums man is to honour God, that's my only goal
Ryder Scott
My family is 8 figures rich so most of your points are a non issue lol. I’m 19 though and 190 lbs pretty lean. Hopefully I get up there in a couple of years
Joshua Cox
I'd start by injecting shit into my ass
Juan Sullivan
This. Your parents also own a lot of real estate? But even I don't want to mooch off of them and be a degenerate the rest of my life.
Jaxon Torres
lol fucking pleb trash
Connor Davis
This kind of hit me hard Thanks man
Caleb Perez
kek
Grayson Nguyen
>6 figures in the bank At 35 that's pretty doable I'd aim for making at least 6 figs a year after taxes
Xavier Jackson
Your life style is normie trash.
Henry Taylor
SOUTHERN EDITION >replace the everyday car with a truck >replace the wife/fucktoys with a good Christian mother to your children >at least one of your hobbies must be the killing of wild game and teaching your progeny to kill said game >wife must also be able to cook and take the kids to church The rest can more or less be the same. Dog bless.
Jose Adams
>that CL ad
the internet was a mistake.
Levi Walker
>100kg ohp >not hard
nigga pls
Brandon Peterson
I don't want that life.
Gabriel Cox
6 figures in the bank but no job?
Carson Allen
>you have 6 figures in the bank and plenty of disposable income
Is this what poorfags consider rich at 35? Gave me a hearty kek.
Dylan Morris
>33 >180 some definition >private gym that buddy owns, invite only >1.5/3/3.5/4 for reps >beach condo and rental house inland >excellent credit, no debt, diverse portfolio >retired, wife will retire in 8-10 years >decent cars, could get luxury vehicles if that was a priority I focus on training and taking care of my wife and family.
Owen Hill
Every human life is a different book. Don't compare yourself to others or listen to others as to what you should desire
Kevin Collins
Fpbp
Easton Bell
The fuck kind of gym is "invites only" ? What goes on in the showers bro?
Jacob Wright
Bro if you're still in this thread I'd like some advice. I'm a first year medical student. What kind of speciality do you recommend getting into in terms of having time to live your life and not be in a hospital 24/7? I really like neurology and cardiology but I'd really be grateful for any tips you might have.
Ethan Fisher
is that jew bezos?
Juan Richardson
this is the only correct answer
Colton Lopez
Friendly reminder that 99.5% of men will never achieve anything like this. More to the point, most of us never had a chance. That's not to say anyone should be a slob, but be realistic about those things.
Aiden Gray
>you are 35 years old >you are 200lbs and struggling to maintain 15% bf >you life at the 24 hour gym near your work twice, maybe three times a week >you lifted 1/2/3/4 once upon a time in your youth, but now just keep your arms and abs up because that's all your wife cares about >you own a 2br townhouse that's double mortgaged and in both of your names, but she doesn't contribute to it >you're making 6 figures, but the now socialist States of America tax you at least 70% >once in a while, you can sneak away to the basement to play some Skyrim and drink a beer or two when the family is asleep >your marriage is typical, but the bedroom is dead. she caught you fapping to traps to get a release and turns away from you when you try to initiate intercourse. She allows a kiss on the cheek in front of the kids and family/friends. >your leased minivan is littered with fast food, sports equipment, and bumper stickers. Your wife's Lexus gets detailed weekly. >in the garage is a sturdy beam that you consider hanging yourself from, but cannot face the shame of spending the afterlife watching your wife get fucked by the man she truly wants and witnesses your children's mental health deteriorate because they found Daddy purple and swaying in the garage.
Manlets can reduce the measurements by 35%
Jacob Morales
>33 years old >152 lbs, decently fit but not shredded >nowhere near 1/2/3/4 >live at home >$400k in investments >decent at a few hobbies >incel >boring japanese econo shitbox How'd I do?
Liam Morris
This is the life of a delusional kid
Isaac Walker
Joey Swoll is a pretty guy. His SnapChats are are funny,
Jaxon Phillips
That's a sad autobiography.
Brody Baker
>implying I want to look like this juiced up guy
people will laugh at you in your back you're clearly overcompensating
Adrian Murphy
The kind without niggers, thots, and fat trash.
How do I get an invitation?
Samuel Barnes
>counting the bar
Jackson Myers
>31 years old >195 @ 15% BF >lift in your cold garage home gym >lift 1/2/2.5/3 for reps >own a large house that you have designed and decorated to your specifications >have 6 figures in property and plenty of disposable income >couple light hobbies b/c I have 4 kids >have a loving wife total piece of ass >outside is a 2014 Mazda 3 >in the garage is my family's mess of bullshit
Getting close. Though I don't want a sports car just now I want more investments. That pic is of a roided out dude who most likely doesn't have a family. Family is what's meaningful, not looking like that. Meaning is what carries you though hard times and motivates you to excel. I know it has for me. I wonder about roided out dudes in their 30's, although the /fraud/ threads I've glanced through for the eye candy have confirmed my suspicions of a strong link between body dysmorphia and serious negative emotion issues
Jackson Gray
Retired? Stock broker? IPO sale from a tech firm?
Daniel Cox
What makes him an asshole? I followed his snaps and his just trying to motivate people.
Agreed his created his own character but that everyone angle in the business.
Why did he leave Shredz? I know he started Ryse sup.
Dominic Murphy
hardmode: do that without roids and maintaining an ethical life (i.e., something to do with health or technologies to improve society; not shitting on anyone, etc).
That's the life of a true Veeky Forums man, not some roided up insecure cuck who thinks his existence can be defined by status.
Gavin Garcia
this
Michael Young
You'll make it
Xavier Phillips
Where do you live
Elijah Barnes
Self made. Wish I'd started in real estate earlier, like Rich piana told me.
Brandon Murphy
LOL Yeah He made his money in real estate. Real estate is how people who made money in very shadey ways claim they make their money.
Justin Howard
your pic = bald = ruined
once you go bald roider look u just shunned 99% of chicks
Christopher Johnson
Day trading isn't shady, poorfag.
Michael Carter
I'm 32 (33 at the end of the month)
>165lbs with visible abs but not that shredded >Only work out in local health club (but do get mires) >Lift 1/2/3/4 for reps (x5 each respectively) >Just bought awesome house, making some of my own furniture. I'm an architect so don't have shit taste >Had 6 figures b4 I bought the house. Now I owe a lot of $$$ >I have tons of hobbies. Played drums professionally for a short while >I have a fiancee >I have a 5 series BMW that I love. Not that expensive though >I have a truck as my extra car
I should have 100k saved again by 35. No home gym because my garage is small and I like going to 24 hr. I'll be able to get to 4/5 for reps in 2 years I'm not sure about 2/3. I will never be 200lbs (I'm 5'7") but I will get shredded as much as my nattyness allows. I'll have a wife/bmw/lots of hobbies by 35. I don't want a sports car or motorbike cause they're for douches & a waste of money.
All in all not too bad.
Jordan Brooks
Sounds pretty cookie cutter, sounds like you go on CANNED hunts! WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT, DALE!
Dominic Rodriguez
165lbs.... deadlift 405lbs for "reps". squat nearly twice your weight for "reps"
>oooookkkkkaaayyyyyyyy......
Oliver Cook
fpbp
Ian Garcia
I thought I was on Veeky Forums for a moment I own LINK (Chainlink), I am absolutely sure I'll be a multimillionaire by the time I'm 35 (I'm 31, for reference) and reading your greentext I honestly just thought "yep, yep, yea" down to the BMW in the garage.
We're all gonna make it brahs
Jaxon Hill
missed the part where I'm 5'7"?
or are you just that weak?
Noah Anderson
>you are 23 years old >you are 150lbs and chubby >you occasionally venture out to the gym >you lift /b/a/b/b/y/w/e/i/g/h/t/ for reps >you live with your parents >you have nothing in the bank >your hobbies include shitposting and youtube >you are a handholdless virgin on nofap >you don’t have a driver’s license >in the garage is your parents’ honda civic and a bicycle that you haven’t touched since you were 14
This is the REAL life of the Veeky Forums man, how do you plan to escape?
Julian Reed
literally this except im 20 and dont even have a car
Hudson Perez
This is almost completely me. I'm 32 and 2/3/4/5 is roughly my 1RM for each lift, I'm 205 at 14% BF and my apartment is designed tonmy specifications but Inhave shit taste and would really like to trade the fuck toys for a wife to help change that.
Jeremiah Peterson
Greatest first post on this fucking site
Ryan Fisher
Not that guy but cardiologists are the PRIME worshipped doctors. Kings of hospital. Neurologists can prescribe weed now without being suspicious tho
Jose Rivera
DELET
Landon Brooks
>t. weak lanklet
Jonathan Wood
literally high schooler goals
Connor Roberts
except for the lifting part ofc
Landon Price
>19 >Potentially am gonna get a DUI >Exmiltary got kicked from marines for trying to kill myself >No money all savings went to lawyer and bills >Getting fired from jobs because I have no drive and wanna kms constantly >Girlfriend that I constantly make miserable because I'm so emotionally unstable >Mother hates me and Dad lives across the country >Getting fat because of stress eating >Addicted to dipping tobacco from my time in the corps >I repulse everyone with it >Horrible acne Seriously considering ending it bros. Shit ain't worth it
Adrian Hernandez
>implying
Gavin Robinson
>such a huge fuckup that you couldn't even cut it as enlisted
lmao'ing at your life
Easton Russell
Damn nigga.
Nathan Myers
sounds fucking awful desu, same with most of the shit here, why are you all so fucking cookie-cutter?
Justin Walker
Ask for doctor for accutane and check into an inpatient psych hospital if you feel suicidal. They can get you started on an antidepressant. You don’t have to feel that way bro. You’re not in this alone.
Noah Myers
>tfw getting my RN >tfw two months into lifting, noob gains are showing and it's extremely fucking satisfying already >tfw another year and a half until I graduate and, if I keep lifting, I'll have a decent body by then as well
I'll make you proud, bro.
Anthony Hall
Got medically separated from the navy, can’t even tell you how many mental cases were in SEPS. Absolute shit show what recruiters push through, we had a schizophrenic kid and 2 with severe autism. It was like a /b/ matrix simulation
Evan Martin
Yo at least you got a gf unlike 75% of Veeky Forums just keep lifting, keep the weight off, drink tea or something to quit the dip. Work a shitty high paying job like oil rigger, like you already hate life so might as well hate life and make bank. You'll make it man
Easton Perry
I just want to be fit and venture the world on two wheels while being financially free.
Grayson Anderson
...
Lincoln Peterson
>psych hospital >antidepressant >help
Don't do it user, they will fuck up your brain worse than it already is.
Asher Allen
good post
Ryder Brown
'mirin life. Sounds healthy as fuck. Are you going to have kids?
Jonathan Thomas
This. Come on dude, almost everyone should have 6 figures by 28, 7 by 35. I'm fucking 21, still in uni living out of home with 40k and both my parents are poor/terrible with money in general
Jeremiah Reed
Like half your post is about money and showing off useless trinkets, that isn't the Veeky Forums man, that's just being a faggot
James Kelly
boxing
Jayden Harris
Where are your children? Where is your loyalty to your wife and family? Where is your faith?
This is absolutely degenerate, and not at all the Veeky Forums life.
Colton Taylor
she was passed around hollywood and sold to the highest bidder
poor girl, but at least he got his tv waifu
Brody Gray
I don't know, my fiance wants them. I want 1 max. I'm somewhat afraid of the cost. my house is $700k so my mortgage is almost $3k/mo. I need to start making a lot more money to support a family or move out of LA. I love my house though, I'd rather not move.
Gabriel Johnson
/thread
Jaxon Nguyen
dude I'm >26 years old >125kg (275lbs) >Bulky and not shredded >2 kids >shit income >I drive a fucking astra >I look after old people for a living >I'm happy as fuck.
Having all that shit isn't going to make you happy, it's going to make things easy. I'm on Veeky Forums to get healthy for my kids and so I can feel better about myself.
OPs post is a fucking pipedream from a teenager watching way too many movies.
Camden Green
Join the military
William Peterson
Don’t buy a large house and live in it yourself, That is generally a terrible investment. Invest in real estate as soon as it is possible for you and start collecting rent, it is the best way out of wage slavery.
Elijah Scott
Is this your Grand Theft Auto save?
Nolan Walker
He's not even wearing the crystal in his own post
Nicholas Murphy
Holy shit thats almost me
Grayson Sanchez
jesus wept
Colton Flores
>33 years old >incel >How'd I do?
very, very bad
Brody Allen
I happened to find this thread again so here's my answer, specialties that allow you a personal life mostly because they don't have much inpatients, don't have much night or weekend shifts and don't have to put in insane hours(and the cons): General physician/family doctor (not a high salary, could be 'boring' depending on your interest in rare and difficult to manage diseases) Dermatologist (very specific) Ophthalmologist (very specific) Nursing home doctor (similar to family medicine but even more boring also all your patients die) aneasthesiologist(repetitive tasks for most of the time) microbiologist (no patient contact) insurance or company doctor (boring)
Nicholas Rodriguez
>you are 35 years old >you are 200lbs and shredded >NEET
Sounds much better.
Samuel Allen
>happy as fuck Please teach me
Evan Miller
> trying to kill yourself in the Corps
glad they separated you faggot, you didn't rate the title
Blake Moore
I'm gonna watch Ready Player One when it comes out.