How do I become a normie?

start living for other people and not for yourself
give into groupthink and mob mentality
never ever think for yourself
listen to generic pop music
dont read books
watch a lot of tv
hang out with co-workers and spend hours talking about nothing

do these things and you're on your way to living the empty ennui that is life as a normie

The only way to force your will onto the world is to master the banality of humanity. What good is someone without the approval of the herd? We live in times of consideration of others. A wolf is shunned. Confident individualism is the ends, seeking peace with others is the means.

Fucking based. We’re all gonna make it, brehs

TRIPS OF GOD

lol this is anti normie now gramps.

stop coming here and watch TV like a good goy

This has nothing to do with being a normie. Maybe it was 40 years ago.

Wtf I unironically think you're in your 60s

A common trait, shared by a massive amount of Veeky Forums users, is their perceived superiority towards normal people, while in fact they're miserable, pathetic and will display crab mentality in almost every thread you visit.

Don't be a normie, the instagram culture will leave you empty. Be normal instead, immerse yourself in your interests and pursue them sincerely, become a better man for yourself and you will find at least some happiness.

Grandpa! How did you get on the computer again? Did you take your dementia pills, or do you still think its 1950?

Part of life I've realized is accepting change. I have been holding on to friends for so long user... we have to get out of the comfort zone and accept that losses are inevitable in the pursuit of being a better person.

I live an hour from my best friends and 2 of my childhood friends. Between school, work, and the gym I am losing them. We hangout once in a while but it's saddening.

I've had to accept I can't go get drunk anymore, that I can't fuck off in public, that I have to just make sure everyday counts.

If I see my friends or try to smoke weed, my grades fail. I see them once a month now to be safe. Eventually I will lose them beyond the rare communication when I move for a job or they do.

I can't afford to get smashed. In my industry, my name is a brand now. Anyone could be a client. Plus alcohol is bad for you. Drink whiskey if you have to, simply to minimize the loss of gains.

I could go on and on... but becoming a normie means starting to let go of anime, Veeky Forums, your current friends, and hobbys.

Friends tend to dictate what activities take place when you hangout. I know for a fact I can't get my friends to go to the gym. It's simply inconvenient as far as time and distance and they don't have a genuine interest. It's sad because most of my friends all we have in common is smoking weed and drinking. We enjoy history and shit but we primarily meet to get fucked up.

Take from this what you will, but also remember that being a normie means nothing. It's not an achievement. It's a perversion of what is normal. People aren't 6' 3" making six figures around every corner.

We all suffer, ironically, the one thing everyone has in common is the one thing no one wants to admit or address.

Based gramps

this, unironically.

Get normie friends

How? I have been struggling with so heavily.

Fake it till you make it. Find normies who might have similar hobbies as you. Let them draw you into the normie life

Ye olde male, the nemesis of nu-males

I have no hobbies. All I do is play vidya. I used to draw as a kid a lot but mom tried to discourage it so much I eventually lost interest.

Stop challenging/questioning things. "Normies" never think about anything deeply, they just do what feels good in the moment. That's why the end up living in the same town their entire life, working a mediocre job, and having a mediocre relationship with their spouse. Instead of focusing on what matters to you focus on what matters to other people. Everything is now about appearances, buy a nicer car/house than you can afford, remove or never get tattoos, only watch T.V. for things you can talk about, that means you should start watching sports and popular T.V. shows, everything is about fitting in.

Fitting in is rule #1 of being a normie, everything you do you have to check if it will help you fit in. Anything weird or unusual will alienate you. Anime, obscure video games, internet friends, non-vanilla fetishes, etc. all need to stop because normies don't understand those. Also stop trying new things, always stay in your comfort-zone.

Also do this

How old are you?
Aren't you interested in anything?
If you liked drawing I assume you're a creative type. Step out of your comfort zone and try something new. Change won't come overnight

>ask how to become normie
>get a bunch of bitter diatribes from autist losers about how normies are horrible

mfw in my late 50s. Could it be that I am out of touch? No. It must be the kids that are out of touch.

You're kind of right gramps. Younglings don't look ahead nowadays and think their live ends after they hit 35. No preperation for the next chapter in their lives whatsoever

I'm reading these replies to my wife and she's laughing her ass off. Yes, I am "old". But, I have my 5th son on the way this summer, too. So there's that.

Imagine being 50 and still shitposting on Veeky Forums. I guess you really can't leave this place

The fuck is wrong with you. You're going to be a wrinkly bag of dust before he reaches high school.

He'd have older sons and daughters to take care of them dummy

I'm genuinely curious about when did you start goin' on Veeky Forums and how'd you stumble upon it

>tfw I started to hang out with friends more and go to more parties
>tfw start to become normie, without being aware of it
>tfw i saw a picture of me doing half of a soyboy smile
What the fuck, this isn't what i wanted

I'm not him. I'm 19
You can be a normie without smiling like a soyboy

I'm 19 now. I had no friends in high school. how do you suggest I go about stepping out of my comfort zone?

watch whatever's trending on netflix

drive a crossover

drink IPAs in public

get a dog

get married

Try talking and socializing with old people first. They make for good practise and It's less scary for you. If you can make that step, you could make a follow-up step too. That would be joining a club or going to a pub or something

If boy
> slowly become addicted to alcohol and get skinnyfat
> get addicted to AAA console video games
> look at porn every day
> rarely if ever have sex, if you do make sure it is with your long term gf who is fatter and uglier than you
> don’t save any money
> pay lip service to feminism even if it directly harms you
> gain depression
> ????

If girl
> go to uni, get bad grades but get good HR job afterwards anyway
> always have at least two men to fuck and give you attention
> get pregnant from a chad
> settle down with a beta or be a single mum who gets many tax advantages
> drink and party alot

At least that’s my observations from working in a few offices over the decade. Feels very good to be out of it

I've been here on and off for five or six years. Maybe longer. I appreciate the candor and shitposting. A friend of mine at work shared something funny with me from Veeky Forums and the rest is history.

A good life, the mere mention makes them angry.

Normal people don't whore themselves on instagram.

>don't want to be alone
>hate conforming for the sake of fitting in

Guess I'll just be alone forever.

>normie

>want to be normie
>have friends
>they are closet nazi Veeky Forumstists
better than being normie, r-right

>Normal people don't whore themselves on instagram.
this

Sorry user but you don't become one but are one, when you begin to question how to get there it's already too late

Fitter, happier
More productive
Comfortable
Not drinking too much
Regular exercise at the gym, three days a week
Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
At ease
Eating well, no more microwave dinners and saturated fats
A patient, better driver
A safer car, baby smiling in back seat
Sleeping well, no bad dreams
No paranoia
Careful to all animals, never washing spiders down the plughole
Keep in contact with old friends, enjoy a drink now and then
Will frequently check credit at moral bank, hole in wall
Favours for favours, fond but not in love
Charity standing orders on sundays, ring-road supermarket
No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants
Car wash, also on sundays
No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows, nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate
Nothing so childish
At a better pace, slower and more calculated
No chance of escape
Now self-employed
Concerned, but powerless
An empowered and informed member of society, pragmatism not idealism
Will not cry in public
Less chance of illness
Tires that grip in the wet, shot of baby strapped in backseat
A good memory
Still cries at a good film
Still kisses with saliva
No longer empty and frantic
Like a cat
Tied to a stick
That's driven into
Frozen winter shit, the ability to laugh at weakness
Calm, fitter, healthier and more productive
A pig in a cage on antibiotics

Yeah, spending your days fapping to tranny porn and posting in image boards instead really makes you enlightened

32 here. You outlined the dream. Recently moved in with my gf so I'm getting there, gramps.

That's what I said, are you illiterate?

Is social gains the most important when it comes to get a gf?
I literally have 1 friend only, I don’t think girls will like it

You're already a normie

Do you have a job?
Do you have skills?
Do you have hobbies?

You're a normie

source on pic?

Stop it, it's so creepy how relavent this is to me now as opposed to Jr high when I first heard this and didn't care.

You can't leave the normie mindset. Once you realize you're not a normie, you can never become one.

I've done literally everything in my power to have a "normal" life, and I've managed to achieve it, but it just feels dull. I'm obviously not a psychopath or a serial killer, but I feel like that guy in the movie American Psycho. Well, at least emotionally wise.

if you are a kissless virgin over the age of 20 you will never be a normie. Normies will be subliminally repulsed by you. They will feel your autism and awkwardness and dismiss you as nothing more than a robot.