Walk into gym

>walk into gym
>get on treadmill
>put it on slow speed
>look around
>yell atop my lungs
>"EH I'M WALKIN' HERE!"
>entire gym stops what they were doing
>all eyes on me
>gym bursts into laughter and claps
Who else here popular at their gym?

i'm going to do this!!! cant wait to be popular at my gym

Go for it user. 3 different cardio bunnies gave me their number afterwards.

>doing cardio

this actually gave me a sensible chuckle

we should hang irl OP you sound rad

>pick up plates and start lobbing them at the new weird looking kid
>he looks terrified and runs out the front door
>chad and stacy are beside themselves with laughter
>highfives and hand jobs all around
feels good user. feels real good.

>it's a /tv/ dyel posting outside of their containment board episode.

t. unpopular faggot

t. unpopular faggot

Back to /TV/ little guy

t. unpopular faggot

Your post is retarded but still makes me laugh i have a feeling your the same guy that made a post about going to the movie theatre and they turned off the light

/tv/ has the best memes, we should be thankful they are gracing us with their presence

>faggot

back to /pol/, Veeky Forums is a gay board

t. unpopular faggot

Fucking men isn't gay you disgusting newfag.

t. reddit opinion

>work out in the middle of the night when nobody else is in the gym
>pump helium into all the plates before I leave
>return in the morning to utter chaos in the gym
>look of confusion on Chad's face as he unracks weight and it floats away
>manlets stuck on the ceiling, clinging for dear life onto the plate that carried him away
>terrified shrieks of Stacies and cardio bunnies as 20kg plates come crashing down all around them, leaving huge holes in the floor

Who else /gymjester/ here?

Look man its not that hard to be popular at your gym. Stop getting angry at me over it and just be yourself.

I'm the most popular at my gym

>home gym master race

>mom forgets to park away from the entrance
>she pulls right up to the curb as my oneitis was talking to me
>i told her my car was in the shop

devilish, user.
>sneak into the chad protein zone
>they're all bulking right now
>i will help
>slip a pellet of U235 into Brad's shake
>80,000,000,000 calories/gram
>he dies

Quick thinking

>be me
>see guys benching 2 20 kg plates
>grab marker while he's resting
>add a 0 after each 20
>bar immediately collapses
>snaps his neck on impact
>mfw

>murdering someone
Devilish user...

>go to bar and rack up lmao2pl8
>pick up bar
>hunt down the manlets and fucking bludgeon them to death
Who here /manletpatrol/

kek

Made me chuckle

>manlets stuck on the ceiling
"I-Is this what it feels like to be 5'11?"

that never happened and you know it.

Absolute madman

>be me
>first person inside gym at 5am
>write my name on sign-in sheet
>hide the sign-in sheet behind the curling rack
>other lifters arrive
>they can't sign in
>they can't enter without signing in
>tfw whole gym to myself

>hide tip jar at reception
>americans can't leave the gym

Lob them at thots instead

Underrated kek

what the fuck was the webm? context?

lmao context?

REKT

The fuck? What the hell happened here?

>we should hang ____ OP
Agreed

not like this

i never intended for my post to be used for your devilish tactics

anyone found the full sauce for this? actually looks kinda real in comparison to all those ig "comedy" videos

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Dong

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it's fake. look at how long it takes for her to react after she gets hit

Don't mind me

>work out with headphones all the time
>count my reps
>think i'm counting in my head
>turns out im counting out loud
>find out people around the gym refer to me as the count
>start wearing a cape to the gym

Underrated

if it was real she would have been visibly pushed back by the weight and possibly died

kekd unexpected

Back to rebbbit

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Shut up faggit

Uh who brought you here?

Not bad, opie.