23 and Me thread. Show it if you got it. Now that that's out of the way, WHAT THE FUCK...

23 and Me thread. Show it if you got it. Now that that's out of the way, WHAT THE FUCK. I WAS TOLD MY ENTIRE LIFE I WAS A PROUD SCANDINAVIAN BY MY FAMILY, THEN I GET MY 23 AND ME LIKE 30 MINUTES AND THESE ARE THE RESULTS. I EVEN BOUGHT INTO SOME OF THE /POL/ MEMES ABOUT JEWS.

What the fuck do I do now. The Jew AND THE SLAV runs in my blood. How am I sure I'm not tricking myself out of a better existence?

FUCK

and now some random company owns the rights to your DNA

gg

My sister bought this to send away, luckily my mum told me in passing on the phone one night and I called her and made her stop. You have now forced every relative of yours from now until god knows when into DNA slavery.

who fucking cares lmao what are they gonna do with that shit

((((they))) will clone you then have their "exact clone" (that is under their control) take your place in society once (((they))) kill you

Welcome to tribe, our next meeting is on Shabbat, be ready.

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OP here, you think if they see 51% merchant they'll spare me? :^)

>dad gets his DNA tested
>try to warn him about the Jews
>He's thinks I'm trying to tell him they're going to clone him or something
>"The world could use your mes, anyway"

Damn, dirty, Jewish tricks

Condolences, OP

Something along these lines might sound insane. But they have you for all time now. What DNA technology will exist in 1000 years? 10000 years? Your clone and the clones of your loved ones will either be working in the jew mines of mars or as jew soldiers a few thousand years from now, and now theres nothing you can do to stop it.