Who here /dicklet/ ?

I'm a chink and my dick is 1 inch flaccid and 7 inches erect. Every girl I've slept with are always shocked about my size, its the worst feeling ever that the stereotype is probably true.

I didn't even nutt tho

>its the worst feeling ever that the stereotype is probably true.
I'm sorry to hear about your high iq, low incarceration rate and long healthy life.

maybe it wasn't related to size? maybe you just suck at sex, faggot?

Eh, grass is always greener on the other side, I have an upward curve and I wish I had that downward curve aesthetic that makes it look big

is your dick a cube or what ?

5.5 too, but everything is smooth sailing because I'm never going to have sex with anyone.

>chink
>5 inch penis

I-it’s not that bad r-right?

ive never gotten this curve, my peepee is 7" and it hangs a little bit

reeeeeee!!!!

post dicks faggots

I'm 7.5 as well.
It varies a lot.
Petite girls are in love with my dangus. I've caused hundreds of orgasms in girls under 120 lbs. But heavier girls are harder and just simply need more dick maybe. They "like" my cock but it's never the screaming, eyes rolling back, squirt fest I have with petite girls.

when I was younger my dick just didnt go lower than 45 degrees. It just didnt

I would for quads if it wasn't blue board.

my dick is only 7,5 inches guys, why didn't she cu xD?!

e-statting like hell. Lean how to be intimate and tender u dumbfuck

Those stereotypes will never help with smashing a thot though

>met a guy off of tinder
>looked pretty good in his photos and could carry on a conversation okay
>decide to meet up for coffee
>could barely look me in the eye
>was staring at his phone and had this weird forum with photos of half naked men with a blue background
>kept mumbling about "onions" and saying something about how he never has any thoughts
>when I said I was leaving he shrieked, ripped off his pants and started trying to slap me with his tiny dick
>could not have been more than 2 inches
>this tall, handsome muscular guy came over and knocked him out in one punch
>going to his house tonight, wearing my lucky underwear ;)

Why

...

When will you learn dicklet?

look up average sized.
e-statting jewchild.

show ur dick if its 7,5inches with timestamp

As a fellow chink I'm only 6.5" erect. Feels bad man

I'm not posting my dick for you to fap to you fucking homo. Go beat your tiny dick to xvideos or something

barely 6, but thicc, never had a girl complain.

friendly reminder

Are you me?
I'm not that upward btw (and maybe even a bit smalle), made a grill come this afternoon in like 4 minutes. Grills orgasm in their mind.

What does this have to do with fitness? You’re polluting the board faggot

this is me exactly, holy shit
the curve hits the spot for girls though
source: my gf
plus you can always rail her balls deep without worrying about her cervix

so you're just an e-statting jewcuck?

thought so
>I'm not posting my dick for you to fap to you fucking homo.
i don't think you know which board you're posting on

What the fuck

Yeah, the insecure, tiny-dicked, homosexual board

Mine is this but no side lean
>hearing thots say "nothing less than 6 inches"
>tell me how I was the biggest they had
Either women are retarded or men constantly brag that they are bigger than they really are

it somehow hasn't stopped your kind from breeding incessantly

average medically measured penis is around 5.5"
average self-reported penis on the internet is around 7"
really makes you think

It's almost like someone has been memeing about penis size and they aren't all that different...

Yeah man I'm only 8.76 x 6.66 life is hell :(

So there's no correlation to height? I can say I'm above average then?

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25487360
>Consistent and strongest significant correlation was between flaccid stretched or erect length and height, which ranged from r = 0.2 to 0.6.
manlets btfo

well damn I guess I'm inline with my height

If your dick isn't at least 7.5 inches long and rubbing against her cervix when you have sex, she's probably lying about having an orgasm. Better get good at eating puss if you want to have any chance of properly satisfying a woman

>dicklet pretending he knows cervix slamming results in anything but short sex and crying
there's always that one girl but you never met her

I'm pretty sure all this can be linked to gun control

technically he said cervix RUBBING. I've been with girls that enjoy that slight pain when the cervix is being juuust bumped upto.

>average is 13cm
Why people fall for this meme? My dick is about that size and it looks small as fuck

Or g-spot stimulation via fingering or applying pressure via pincer technique with your hand on her pelvis and your dong doing a double attack.

This chart had to be off. There's no way I'm in the 99th percentile

Cause they're bluepilled dicklets believing jewish graphs

>6.5x6
that's not too bad, r-right

>actual studies are a meme
>better listen to men who are known for e-statting their height and penis size
gg no re

t. 5'7, 5.5 inch manlet & dicklet

It's pretty unimpressive desu. But if you don't make a big deal about it and get good at fucking, you're not gonna get any shit.

Your ex will give you lots, and lots and lOTS of shit for it to her friends though, that's to be expected.

>listen
Theres nothing to listen, just look at amateur porn, most will be AT LEAST 14~15cm

exactly. hence the e-statting

I too can measure people from porn videos. Are you autistic as well?

>what are angles
>not realizing dicks look bigger on manlet dyels
there's a reason why male pornstars are sub 6' on average and don't train legs

care to post actual medically measured statistics for erect penis size that disprove the chart? It's all backed with sources

No, it genuinely is not fucking bad. Porn and these faggots might tell you that it's fucking bad, but that's the equivalent of being 6'1. The only reason why people can jew 8 inch penises as being the only ones that are capable of satisfying a woman is because they can claim the averages are fake, that women care intense amounts about size, and that anything below 7 is unacceptable.
It's a dumb meme, and it's not even loosely fitness related like the manlet meme.

Show the girth averages. I'm genuinely 8"x5.5". Happy about length obviously, but feels a bit skinny proportionately.

I'm below average and I'm prolly the smallest guy on this board with the exception of actual micropenises but I've managed to make 8 out of 10 girls come with my smol penor without having to use fingers or tongue, I even get a lot of compliments on my performance and the godlike 'I'm still sore' texts. I'm not gonna lie, it might be a turn off if the girl is into huge cock but unless it's a fetish for her you'll still be able to both enjoy it. Don't get yourself down too much if you're small, learn to last long and get a bit creative and you'll make any girl cum.

gold

China has a larger average than any African or American country

.T white British male

>for once in life you're blessed
>theres no way that can be right, something has to be off

You're making me proud and sad at the same time user

Jesus there's a lot of us...

I've been cockteasing this thick girl for the last year to encourage her weightloss, and to become actually thicc. (It's working don't judge.)

Besides the point. I got horny one night, and let her grab my dick. Her reaction was the basically the same as .

I can't tell because of all the porn in the world, but 5.5 peckers might actually be decent dicks, if they have a nice cruve...

I am 5'7 with a 5.5' dick. I also have a 5'7 GF that is pretty as fuck and has big milkies. Our sex is absolutely wonderful.

Do not be so insecure about everything. Height, Penis size, Gyno or whatever.

Only thing you should feel insecure about is shit hair desu.

You'll forever feel like a beta cuck and you will forever masturbate and feel bad afterwards because you are sad virgins, if you don't stop.

It is so fucking easy though. Just take EVERYTHING you read on Veeky Forums with a grain of salt and stop being so self conscious about literally everything. Real life is nothing like the internet, which is apparently shocking for a lot of you fags.

>boyfriend is hot
>dick is slightly smaller than average

Good things don't happen to me. It has to be a lie.

Pic related is her?

yes

>0.2"
You sure showed him, it's almost as if you don't know how sample size variability works.

Meanwhile the biggest cock in the world belongs to a 5'9 white guy.

Those are since big juicey hamburgers. Mad jelly.
Make fun of his dick constantly so he'll be to afraid to leave you.

Correlation doesn't equal causation
>However, in the present study, stretched penile length was not correlated with height but was negatively correlated with digit ratio (Table 3)
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3739592/

Well looks like you made it, a pretty, big milkers gf is goat

nice

nice

G-good thing I don't have any exes... haHa...

damn, manlets redeemed and lanklets btfo

>7.4"
>women constantly tell me it's the biggest one they ever had
Great confidence boost lads

Anyways, , please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed
mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, , should just stick with today's special.

You are in the big d club and noone will take that away from you.

Raise your phallus to the sky and be proud of who you are user

I'm 6'3, and manlets are eternally btfo, but I'm not having some coping faggot chat random shit to feel better about himself

>Almost 8"
>Gf's exes were all bigger
Feels really really bad.