How do you want your eggs user?

>how do you want your eggs user?

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>Inb4 fertilized
>Inb4 you have to eat all the eggs

>not making her eat all the eggs

how else do you expect to get laid?

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raw

Off the plate you whore. What do you want me to die from cholesterol so you can inherit my gym and steal my gains you fucking succubus

in your mouth

hard boiled, peeled, lubed up your ass and defecated in my mouth

>tfw I try and eat 3 eggs a day
>tfw the farts are un fucking real

it's honestly disgusting fuck that shit.

fertilized

Poop truck just arrived.

>how do you want your eggs user?

Crushed by your ass.

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emptied inside of you

Day 2 of nofap here and by golly I'm loving the look of that fucking ass mmmmmmmm

Miss please fix your lordosis

>How to die from salmonella in 1 easy step

Imagine holding her hips, kissing her neck, and pressing yourself up against her ass while she makes you scrambled eggs

Sucked

delet

Salmonella is in shells

faglord. 6 a day is the minimum if you really want to make it.

holy fuck

One day senpaitachi.
We're all gonna make it.

I have been eating 3 raw eggs everyday for the past 2 years and I'm completely fine

holy fuck

>How do I want my eggs you say?
Deep in you.

>letting your girl out in public like this
absolutely degenerate.

>thinking is up to you how she dresses

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Spotted the soy

t. insecure projecting virgin

>Whey enhanced egg farts
I'm sorry cardio bunnies, I didn't mean to

Lol if you’re so insecure about your woman’s devotion to you that you feel the need to control what she wears so she doesn’t instigate your cuck fantasy fears, you’re already lost.

>knowing this fucking little about women

>t. fag who has no control over his woman
thats actually too generous. we both know you don't have one. but keep white knighting and fedora tipping lol

WHO
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thanks guys

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deleted her insta, sorry bud

how Veeky Forums do I have to be in order to literally stick my nose into that ass when given the opportunity and get away with it?

bro plz bless this thread and deliver the insta

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I can't, she deleted it because of Veeky Forums

Ohh boy, reality is gonna hit you hard, such sweet innocence

>show interest in female
>admire her ””””fit”””” ””””physique””””
>know her likes/dislikes

>>claimes were creepy

lmao

foh thot

From your ass

Okaaaaaaaay, buh-byes

beta detected

Cuck ramifacat

My boy, you have much to learn.

It kinda is, yeah. I don't order my gf around but when I say something she listens. I don't control her life, but she will do anything I say.

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We're all gonna make it

I love the smell of my own farts, no matter how rancid they are.

she's listening to Tinashe - Ride of Your Life

I thought I had seen it all...

s-scrambled

I would feed her a bowl of eggs

God, she fucking ruined girls for me. Every gril I meet just seems ugly now.

>tfw haven't requested to follow her Insta because I know she'll deny it after just smelling the Veeky Forums on me

never gonna make it i eat 8 on a good day 2 in the morning 2 with dinner and 4 throughout the day because i actually like them so much

Do all american females have mongoloid admixture?

whats the source

A Canadian consumer electronics store

faggot

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>roasties

Kek

I'm really trying not to.

lol this bitch goes to my school. bangin body but ugly

>tfw i have a solid 7/10 gf with a great ass who tries her best to find new Veeky Forums recipes for me
It's a blessing brothers, her support is what gives me strength every single day.

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Baldy here, never gonna happen.

Kek

Most whites in the US are 1-3% native

and then she giggles and say, "haha stop user do you want me to make you these eggs or not?"

I'm gonna kill myself guys.... yeah I'm just gonna do it this time...... I just can't no more, being a baldy all I can get are nasty sluts and fat chicks.... life without hair is an exercise in futility.

Thats not how it works user.

this type of face is the cutest
>tfw live in a place with monkey faced people

Just find a nice 5/10 and settle down and have a happy life, user

Shave your head, get big, and get a couple tattoos. You'll look like a baddy instead of a baldy.

she's a canadian hapa. jap mom, muhrine father