Post Veeky Forums starterpacks ITT

Post Veeky Forums starterpacks ITT

fuck off you absolute reddit-tier faggot

these are funny when they're actually relatable to people we see/know

as a 5'4 manlet i have never felt so insecure in my life. i thought id grow to become a normal human being. now chances of a spurt are so low i just dont want to live anymore. i might just buy a home gym, fucking worried people are looking at me and laughing in their heads at me overcompensating. this is truly hell

Calm down, I'm 5'1 (21 yo man)

That's American average, you're good to go buddy

>only fatties
not true, 30-40 yr old skinny girls are well within my abilities. of course all girls who are that age who arent in a relationship are at best retarded and at worst insane, usually a combo of both.. a lot of them have substance abuse problems like alcohol and drugs.

This height shit is possibly the most annoying, boring, mental midget (lol) aspect of posting on Veeky Forums. I've been here for over a fucking decade (not proud of it) and it's never not tedious or retarded. When Veeky Forums is talking about lifting or psyching each other up to get swole or ripped or whatever it's more fun, but there's a reason I stopped coming here for for about 6 years, you guys are more vain, more stupid, more high school, more basic bitch and more annoying than Veeky Forums.

hey man, look at Jeff Nippard on youtube or SimnettNutrition, those guys are your height, as well as AlphaDestiny
they seem happy, are fit and make a living off their bods and knowledge
short guys can make it, don't listen to the condescending pricks on this board, obviously they have self-esteem issues, people who like themselves feel no need to bring down others

4'11 here I probably get more puss then 90% of the people on Veeky Forums

>Post Veeky Forums starterpacks ITT
eggs
drugs
eggs
fat women
eggs
trannie's
eggs

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Jeff made it, he is a complete Thad. Women want his dick, he has a nice face, he is arms very down to earth person, he has a great career and looks happy.
Alex on the other hand seems insecure as fuck and that he is faking being alpha and badboy, not even mentioning his cool glass of lemonade copy pasta. He seems to be doing good tho and has good advice

The whole -let thing is lazy and uncreative as fuck, it sucked most of the fun this site used to have. I can already imagine the replies to this post:
>t. manlet
>t. brainlet
>brainletwojak.jpg updates succesfully

What are the things in the blue circles?

>he let the memes get to his head
Hahaha you fucking retard.

If it bothers you just wear lifts girls don’t fucking understand height at all my gf thought she was 5’4 all this time but she’s actually 5’9 if a girl thinks your taller than them 1-2 times that’s really all they need girls wear makeup and do tons of fake shit, why can’t a guy wear lifts? Height isn’t that big of a deal bro

move to japan senpai

>more puss than 90% of fit

you fucktard... your statement is so retarded i would suggest youre a neckbeard virgin. nobody that ises the term 'puss' gets laid.

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Im 5'3' and yeah it sucks but it is what it is just move on come on guys, don't be so insecure about yourselves, im 20 and i have had 4 girlfriends and now i can fully say don't fall for the relationship meme lol

>tfw depressed and don’t identify with a single pic

is this a troll post or did u actually have a gf. i dont mean to be rude but ive been mind fucked so hard with people bullying me about my height to a point where i just dont believe short guys like us have a chance

I'm i'm 5'8 so not as bad but I've had a few gfs and dated a good number of girls. 1 of my gfs was 5'11 and I've had a few of the girls i've dated were 5'10-6ft.

It's not even really confidence either, it's just talk to people.

>tfw 5'10
Hey I'm comfy with my height sure itd be nice to be 6' but when I put on one of my military surplus jackets, the medium regulars fit me well but med shorts are too short for my arms. Its a obscure kind of feel

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I'm 6'4, 23, and haven't had any girlfriends.
I kissed a girl a few times back in like 2016.

>weed
everyday
>porn
3-4 days a week
>no social interaction
I get a little.
>alchohal
only socially, although I usually get pretty smashed I have little self control. If I started drinking alone I would defiantly become an alcoholic
>fast food
yup
>no exercise
I lift 5 days a week, to lazy for cardio
>12 hours on the internet
depends on day but yeah
>vidya
not anymore I don't have the attention span,too much weed probobly
>going to bed late
not 4:15, I usually fall asleep around 1 or 2

People don't really talk about it on here, but friends are the best thing. If you want gf you have to get at least one chad friend or one really social friend.

Friends make it their mission to always try to get you laid, no matter how autistic you are.

Aw, here’s a (YOU), bud.

This is true, also just being in the presence of friends can make it acceptable for girls to be seen with you as well.

>porn
none
>weed
never
>fast food
twice a month at best
>no social interaction
college 5 days a week, meet with friends 2-3 times a week, meet with family 3 times a week
>sitting on the couch
rarely
>no exercise
lifting 3 times a week, swimming once a week, bjj once a week
>alcohol
never
>vidya
2 times a week often with friends for 3 hours at best
>goes on internet 12 hours a day
2-3 hours a day, a lot but still not 12
>macbook
never
>prozac
never
>sleeping at 4
no

what could it be lads?

>diagnosing an illness through a starter pack picture

>tfw 5'10

so close

You aren't spiritual at all and don't care about history of your ethnic group so you have a nihilistic view of life.

A short guy should wear lifts and shouldn't feel ashamed. Attraction happens in the first 30 seconds and there's no reason to lie to yourself that there isn't something psychological to girls about height. Just don't wear the lifts next time you see her and keep it a secret you basically mind tricked her.

You have a chemical imbalance in your brain, time to go on drugs that'll make you as emotional as a slug.

Beats getting a (((diagnostic)))
Not a nihilist, I'm religious but it's true that I don't care enough about my ethnic background
Sounds great Dr. Shekelberg!

You're welcome go- I mean guy!

You forgot to upload a smug frog, cancer

Jesus you fuckin plebs. Timbs with lifts. =2inch

You can just wear heeled dress shoe i think the acceptable is an inch and a half then you can wear lifts on top of it.

>starter packs

Unfunny Reddit cancer, drink bleach

yeah guys im 37 attometers tall and I get the most puss puss in the world in my spicy shower

>don't care about your ethnic group
I have absolutely nothing to be proud of from my group. I've went through my ethnonationalist phase and 90% of my race is completely careless towards real history and will outright attack you if you suggest separation.

They're just memes, my man. They do have some truth as most hurtful memes do, but your personality and face matter more than your height. Look at Jeff Nippard
Even my fat, 4.5/10, dicklet, 5'5 compulsive liar of a friend gets girls every now and then. He also has a decent paying job at 20 years old and has a close set of friends. He also easily puts up 225 on bench with his turbo manlet arms. Put yourself out there and roll with the blows

>Not mentioning onions

Some people are just depressed even if they have a good life, thats it

>tfw 6'1

It's such a good feel

>man

Nope

I'm 4'5 and I guarantee that I've gotten more pussy than any of you.

I really don't get the overcompensation meme. A person who is aware of his flaws and trying to make up for them is obviously better than a person with flaws and flaws only.

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6`3 here

one chubby GF

I'm the shortest female I know (5'1.5) and taller than you. How does it feel?

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>5'3''
>worst color
Fucking manlets can't even recognize best girls

For all you manlets, below 6':

My uncle is fucking badass, he is literally 5' 2" but can beat up people 6'5". He is in the special forces of my country after much learning, going through the motions. He is fast as hell, knows several fighting styles and beds women half his age more easily than me, my own age. This is what he did:

>he became ripped
>he knows how to fight
>never aggressive, but knows when to show strength
>he does what he says he will do

One of the most accomplished people I know, and he is barely anything in height. So what you can do is get out there, get ripped, do your best to compete with tall motherfuckers.

And yes, face matters, and yes, I'm 6'1".

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Theres plenty of shorted guys in my gym, most of em are strong as fuck.
I dont see anyone looking at them and smirking or laughing, its in your head man.

These pics and someone actually posting em is retarded as fuck.'
>including Biebs in pic that is supposed to be downgrading

>Had a 6 month break from Veeky Forums
>All insecurities went away because I realized most people IRL don't give a shit about this stuff
>Return to check it out
>See this thread

Nah, I'm out again
This website is literally a crab-bucket trying to bring each other down

test

Is this Veeky Forums enough?

t. manlet
now shoo before the manlet wranglers catch you

My grandpa was 5’4 but they called him Big Bennie because he had a terrifying temper. He was airborne in WW2 in the 82nd. No one dared say shit to him about his height but he wasn’t sensitive about it either.

That's a cool icon

ikr im 3"8 and I score nightly

Fucking manlets I wish I had your leverages. Go join a powerlifting or weightlifting gym and take advantage of your amazing leverages.

good b8 m8, this should be added to the starterpack

how to spot a Veeky Forumsizen in a commercial gym

I'm 5 foot 10, and this site made me super insecure about my height.

What actually is the average height? Above 6 feet is the ideal height were girls want to fuck you without you trying unless you are ugly af.
What height would be the average then?

we takin ova!

>"I'm not short guys, (their hight minus one inch) is when short starts"
right in the feels

Jeff pls go and stay go

>I'm 5 foot 10, and this site made me super insecure about my height.
Same.
>tfw 5'10
>tfw get looks and smiles all the time
>tfw live happy
>tfw come to Veeky Forums
>tfw think they're laughing at my height and small calves
>tfw think that even ugly girls who were the same height as me and wanted to know me were laughing at me
>tfw tfw tfw tfw

>Unfunny Reddit cancer
>unironically wojakposts
You need to go back for good.

same, except I'm 6'5" with a ripped/athletic physique, but Veeky Forums has made me super insecure about my face. Now whenever people check me out instead of assuming they mire I assume they make fun of me

Chemical imbalance and possibly low T? Not try to meme but I'd recommend taking supplements just to see or get yourself tested. Maybe it also has to do with something like forcing yourself to do stuff you don't wanna do. Major or job suck? BJJ isn't what you thought it'd be? Friends suck? Just a possibility of you lying to yourself

I kinda have the same thing. I was a huge DYEL but had a really good face and until i came to Veeky Forums i was living in my own good world that i had nice muscles.

>Porn
Once a week gives me the strongest orgasm
>No social interaction
I'm trying but noone talks to me outside of work. I always make the first move but never get past idle chit chat. I don't see how it's my fault though, or a fault of my actions rather. I've just accepted that maybe I'm too ugly or something.
>3rd pic is vidya?
None
>Weed
Only once 5 years ago, didn't enjoy it at all, almost puked
>No exercise
I lift 4 times a week
>Internet 12 hours a day
Sort of, but not like that. I can do my job and keep a Veeky Forums tab open.
>Owning an apple
No
>Prozac
I've never taken any form of medication in the last 7 years except from paracetamol like 2-3 times a year with a splitting headache
>Fast food
Once every 2 weeks, and it's a falafel wrap with fresh veggies or a 80% cocoa chocolate bar. Pretty sure I eat really healthy.
>Alcohol
A cup of wine 1-2 times a week.
>4:15 am sleep
Only on Fridays and Saturdays when I can afford to wake up late

No one cares bro, unless you're a roidlet who wears tank tops and grunts.

most of these apply to regular normies too tbqh
>returns the weights
only faggots don't do that.

>all you need

Seriously user it’s fun as fuck to rip on Manlets, but really at gyms no one gives a fuck lad. I’m 6’5 Lanklet and I don’t give a fuck if ur short lmao. Don’t be sad user we’re all gonna make it

> yes
> no
>yes
> yes
> yes
> i just bought some nice squatting shoes that look pretty good
> no
> yes
> yes
> yes
> I got used to a professional weight lifting gym where the owner actually lived in a tiny room in the back and would bitch at you if you didn't put up shit. I

feet

>boy*

>go to sleep
>4.15AM
lul try 6AM

this
think about how happy u were before finding this site

can't remember

I use it around my guy friend irl, but whenever I type it out I get grossed out because it is just the word puss, like the shit that seeps out of infected wounds lol

I was 14

>Seriously user it’s fun as fuck to rip on Manlets, but really at gyms no one gives a fuck lad. I’m 6’5 Lanklet and I don’t give a fuck if ur short lmao. Don’t be sad user we’re all gonna make it
It's like calling a paralyzed dude a worthless cripple for trying anything
Seriously it made me suicidal in highschool
Not the girly kind either. I never did it for attention or anything, hut I considered it heavily. Scary thoughts to come from some lanky asshole having fun.

Okay but the top right pic is brutal
Mogging is a solid word in my opinion. It serves a purpose for a common occurrence in life

You're sole purpose is for having children and modern women overwhelmingly fail at that
How does it feel?

What the fuck is going on with all this gay shit?

I was 6' 3" at 21 at 24 I'm 6'4.5"
How ever I'm fat. But I've lost 50+ pounds around 80 to go and as my posture is getting better and I'm getting stronger I think I'm getting taller maybe I'll hit 6'5".
Basically there's no hope for you manlets I'm a fat fuck but at least I'm tall

arent starter packs supposed to be funny?