>roommate makes a comment about my body >basically says I have a nice body >uncomfortable.zip >hate clothes so I walk around without a shirt and stuff sometimes >find out he's very gay >ew.exe >dgaf so I walk around in underwear and still get changed in front of him >sleep without a shirt >one day he leaves for class and I figure he'll be gone for a while since classes are like an hour anyway >decide to jack off >lock the door >find some good porn and start going >all of the sudden the door rapidly unlocks and opens >immediately stuff my dick back into my pants and close phone tabs >he doesn't walk out or shut the door >the fucker just walks in and doesn't say anything or acknowledge the situation Maybe he didn't see anything? I seriously don't know how to feel about this situation, I hate clothes and would probably just be naked or in underwear 24/7 and nudity doesn't bother me in general but I can't help but feel weird around him, I haven't talked to him since. Weirdly enough for some reason I kind of like the idea that he might find me attractive, l really dislike this guy but it's fun knowing I have a body he would kill for (told me that). Is this wrong of me, I feel like this whole situation is pretty fucked up.
Anyway, post mires.
Angel Long
Jesus, let him blow you and get over it
Jeremiah Clark
You still have hope in humanity. He did everything on purpose and wanted to see you in this situation.
Angel Green
>going on a run >good run, zoom by garbage truck >take a breather at a stop sign >garbage truck follows me >turns so guy can yell out window >big, fat black dude says "you inspire me man" >tells me he saw me hoofing it earlier and fist bumps me >say thank you
I love black people
Mason Sanchez
So does your wife
Daniel Gutierrez
>implying theres anything wrong with this
its 2018 loser.
Jack King
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Hunter Roberts
kek this
James Clark
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Christian Gray
Why are you so obsessed with cuck porn? Quite pathetic
Isaiah Foster
Ewww, are you insane? Just move out.
Gavin Sanders
Cuck porn is just a meme. At least I hope it is R-right guys?
Carson Mitchell
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Ayden Davis
>AIDS transmission complete.
Jason Myers
I sometimes watch cuck porn and imagine to be the guy who cucks the cuck. Is there something wrong with this?
Carson Hill
The only aids around here is you, little dyel niggy bitch. go shine my shoes and wipe my ass sweat stricken bench down.
Adrian Rivera
haha xD #justtumblrmemes
Jaxson Wright
>nuwojak >tumblr meme leave
Daniel King
Thats right. It's actually a Reddit meme.
William Wood
>making out with cute girl (8/10 for me) >trying to pull down panties >she starts crying >"i have a bf, I just wanted to sleep with you cause your hot" >mfw blueballed, but guess it was a mire
>be at friends house >his gf brings her female friend >female friend comes into room first says hello and leaves almost instantly >day after friends gf tells me her friend left the room to tell her how handsome I am >tfw she was merely a 6-6,5/10
still much work to do, but we're all gonna make it brehs
Mason Ortiz
>Weirdly enough for some reason I kind of like the idea that he might find me attractive, l really dislike this guy but it's fun knowing I have a body he would kill for (told me that). Is this wrong of me, I feel like this whole situation is pretty fucked up. I have a similar (less extreme) situation with the asian exchange student sharing my dorm. He kept bumping into me constantly. At first I just thought he was just an awkward dyel nerd (He's over 6ft, but ridiculously thin, like 120-130lb) who doesn't pay attention to where he's going - he's always looking at his phone whenever I'm around.
But as time went on, I started to notice he ONLY bumps into me when i've just got out of the shower, come back from the gym, or I get back late at night (I strip down to boxers then usually). I'm socially awkward so I just dismissed it as me being paranoid. That's usually the only time we see eachother anyway.
Week later need to set up rota, manage to catch him after workout. I ask him to do som shit. He barely responds to anything and keeps staring at his phone, giving one-word answers. I'm getting pretty irritated, desu, I doubt he was even doing anything.
I take a step closer (same height/220lb and still pumped after workout) and ask him if he has a problem living with me. He looks at me briefly, says no and squeezes past me,trying not to make eye contact.
Fast-foward a month, going out with some friends from one of my classes, guys and girls. Meeting up at my dorm. First girl arrives early - just as I get back from my evening workout. Tell her I need to take a shower/get ready, but she can wait in my room with roomie.
Strip off and grab my shower stuff, shower, get out and dry off in my room. She told me later that he was staring at me the whole time and looked away any time I turned around.
1/2
Landon Adams
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Colton Russell
Oh fuck. I wear glasses and have facial hair. How can i avoid being mistaken for a sb? Should I shave and get contacts?
Jonathan Evans
>GF's friends are getting married, so she and I go as guests >She introduces me to another one of her friends, a chubby but cute chick >"Ohhh user, I've heard so much about you!" >She keeps smiling a lot whenever I talk to her >Asks us how we met and we tell her the story >Mention that my GF didn't want to be in a relationship with me at first >"Wait... she didn't want to be in a relationship with YOU!?" as if I'm way out of her league
Felt pretty good.
Isaac Edwards
If it's pov and you are imagining yourself as a different race, no.
Jack Rivera
I try catch him looking a few times after this, and do.
>tfw first mire is a dude >tfw still like it I hate wearing clothes indoors anyway, but I'd be lying if I said I don't flex/stretch around him more now that I know - asserting my dominance.
Last week I started helping him with some english problem he had while leaning over in my boxers. I would do this normally anyway but I enjoyed seeing how obviously uncomfortable/shy he was. Is this fucked up?
2/2
>Is there something wrong with this? Nah, you're just wanting to assert your dominance over the bitch-boy.
Isaiah Ward
At work girl smile and me thinks she like me
Jayden Gutierrez
Oh yeah, almost forgot. I came home late two nights ago after my workout and showered. Dried off in the bedroom where he was studying and asked him if I could switch the light off (wanted to go straight to sleep). We both go to bed. It takes me a while to get to sleep usually and i'm pretty sure he started masturbating after about 15mins. Pretty sure it was over me.
This is pretty fucked up isn't it?
Angel Perry
Well you're the one to be blamed when he gets the impression you're flirting with him because you're flexing in your boxers whenever he walks in the room, so you can't really be angry when he starts masturbating really loud at night because he expect you to join in since you've been leading him on the entire semester
Brody Wright
this
expect to be tied up and ass raped during your sleep user you're basically asking for it you little slut