Mirin thread

>roommate makes a comment about my body
>basically says I have a nice body
>uncomfortable.zip
>hate clothes so I walk around without a shirt and stuff sometimes
>find out he's very gay
>ew.exe
>dgaf so I walk around in underwear and still get changed in front of him
>sleep without a shirt
>one day he leaves for class and I figure he'll be gone for a while since classes are like an hour anyway
>decide to jack off
>lock the door
>find some good porn and start going
>all of the sudden the door rapidly unlocks and opens
>immediately stuff my dick back into my pants and close phone tabs
>he doesn't walk out or shut the door
>the fucker just walks in and doesn't say anything or acknowledge the situation
Maybe he didn't see anything? I seriously don't know how to feel about this situation, I hate clothes and would probably just be naked or in underwear 24/7 and nudity doesn't bother me in general but I can't help but feel weird around him, I haven't talked to him since. Weirdly enough for some reason I kind of like the idea that he might find me attractive, l really dislike this guy but it's fun knowing I have a body he would kill for (told me that). Is this wrong of me, I feel like this whole situation is pretty fucked up.

Anyway, post mires.

Jesus, let him blow you and get over it

You still have hope in humanity.
He did everything on purpose and wanted to see you in this situation.

>going on a run
>good run, zoom by garbage truck
>take a breather at a stop sign
>garbage truck follows me
>turns so guy can yell out window
>big, fat black dude says "you inspire me man"
>tells me he saw me hoofing it earlier and fist bumps me
>say thank you

I love black people

So does your wife

>implying theres anything wrong with this

its 2018 loser.

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kek this

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Why are you so obsessed with cuck porn? Quite pathetic