What are YOU doing to become more alpha, user?

What are YOU doing to become more alpha, user?

Reminder that alphaness is relative. If you're surrounded by weak cunts you stand out as the alpha. If you're surrounded by chads you're a beta

>Trying to become a millionaire before 30 by investing (no not with crypto, but I own some)
>want 4 kids
>want to retire in my 40's
>lower my bf to 10-11% so I get the same facial aesthetics I had when I was 130lbs

SAuce?

This. Sauce on girl pic plus

Lol good luck with that

Stop lusting after flesh, it debases is you and chains you to this world. Transcend your desire for flesh so that you may go beyond your earthly limitations. Anons I implore you, strive for what is impossible and settle for nothing less. Let go of your primal desire for endless braphogs and milktrucks

Why did monks have such a stupid haircut

You quite literally would be better off investing in lottery tickets. The entire stock market is predmeditated by extremely large investment funds who decide which stocks need to go up, and which stocks will go down. Unless you have their insider information, you will almost always lose money.

That's Jesus wearing a Yarmulke