What is the Veeky Forums approved hairstyle?

This looks bad if you have a gay alien skull
>t. gay alien skull

Unironically

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This.
Long flowing locks are the ultimate sign of freedom.
As an added bonus, you can hairmog girls with what should be one of their exclusive assets, which will make them try to fuck you to get back at you.
Short haired losers BTFO.

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only if they're on creatine

most people (you) with long hair, which are usually edgy metalheads are desgustang because they don't take care of their hair. They feel superior, when they are actually untermensch.

Yeah, but I take care of mine, and it's super blond and girls are actually jealous of it, I get compliments all the time. I've literally never seen a dude IRL with long blond hair, it's god-tier.
You are thinking of dudes with long brown or black hair, which is, as you said, disgusting.

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triggered

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This cartoon is a Jewish meme to make people hate long blond hair. Jews do this because they cannot grow such hair and are envious of teh goldyim.
My man.

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La creatura, el goblino, que come pescado y oriz sin tortilla...

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Nothing more alpha than looking like a fresh 18 year old kid who just joined up to fight the ZOG

Fuggin spics

Says the effeminate faggot

Only horse faces rely on hair for distractions

this the true hair style, but only .01%ers can pull it off

thats why its pinnacle

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Looks like a woman

I said SLAG OFF!

I give myself this cut, it's so easy to maintain and style.

If anyone ask just say that you're going for an Ivy league with a little extra on the top and tight sides.

Wtf man, why can't I look like this. Fuck

I’ve been going with a similar length to this. I’m starting to go grey on the sides so Clooney is my goal look when I’m late 30s and beyond.

Oops, forgot pic. My hairline is also very similar to his.

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I just want to avoid the JUST until I'm married and have kids. A balding dad is ok, a balding bachelor is a tragedy for the aeons.

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The chad flow

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looks like a bearded lady

You are straight retarded

hot

i dont know what to do about my kike hair that grows to a fro like this. people have suggested going short on the sides long on top like a hipster cut but ive never done anything like that, i usually would just buzz it super short, like a #2, and recently stated growing it into a fro then cutting it with a #8-#10 blade

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Nothing faggier than short sides and long top desu

i assume you were responding to me above you,
thats how i feel but i dont know what to do

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So many jelly bald guys in here hating on long haired dudes.

LOL

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and women go crazy for him because of that.

When you apply for a job at a Jew run company, do they even bother with the interview - or do they just say nice hair kid, see you Monday?

its pretty sweet all i had to do was give harvey weinstein a massage and now i'm a big time hollywood man

you might have heard of a few movies i did. superbad, knocked up, ever heard of em?

Go to barber and ask for the ‘Hitler youth fade’

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HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

I love the hitler youth, but barbers usually fuck it up by making your head a pineapple

currently rocking the long top short sides messy flow look like pic related

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Holy shit is that a real person. Aryan as FUCK

Anything other than buzzcut is the wrong answer. Looks good if you have good facial features, is easy as fuck to maintain and you're always ready to throw down.

kek

Unironically the best cut

Fucking Chad

dis is what is what I have, mullets are sick and i've had one since like high school. It's customary around where I am
>Maryland
>Lacrosse
>Lettuce

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It's BJ Blaskowitz from Wolfenstein, they cucked his back story in the most recent game to appease the left, he's a jew.

slag off

Rub a bit of zyklon b on it

Then how come this guy looks so ugly with this hairstyle?

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Really depends a) how old you are and b) whether or not you can pull off a shaved head. The guy who lived next door to me when I was in highschool was a newly wed dude close to 40 with a completely shaved head dude looked masculine af. Problem is that a shaved head, like long hair, can only be pulled off by like 1% of the population and the rest end up looking either like soyboys or like homer simpson.

>Adopting a hair style most guys think is feminine
>Not realizing that this will impact your career prospects b/c people will see you and immediately think of other people with long hair aka greasy hippy/metal heads and homeless people.

>posts ugly guy
>"which will make them want try to fuck you to get back at you"

checks out

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short back and sides, undercut with the line

You need a good chin and a square head to pull this one off

Men should have long hair. Pic related is unironically what you should be aiming for if you have straight hair. Long hair is especially GOAT if you have a Veeky Forums body to show next to it.

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>Klokovs legs
>Scoobys chest
>Pianos arms (rip)
>Zyzz abs?
>Bogs chin?
>Jeff's hair

I used to have long blond hair, then I graduated high school and started working.

Why do autistic bisexual incels act like getting a gf is like getting a fucking nobel prize? You don't need to be a model to get lots of women dont you go outside?

thats not a mullet, brainlet

Aka closet lesbians

Gay as fuck

Jeffs abs too

Any hairstyle you would see on a viking

Pic unrelated?

>.01%ers
lmao quit that bs, 70% of teens could pull that off and any babyface adult

How do you guys take care of your hair? My hair is always dry and just look unclean even though I wash it and use shampoo 2x a week. I even use Argan oil every day.

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my mom wont let me buzz my hair

Don't wash
Do it without asking

>204lb chublord
>Medium to long unkempt hair and trimmed beard

As soon as I finish my cut, I'm going to get my hair cut short and clean shave. I can't fucking wait.

>Don't wash

Then won't my hair smell?

Why not just do it now?

You clean it, don't use shampoo

I don't have the jawline to shave yet lmao

Also I wear pretty baggy clothes as it is so my weight loss is low key. I go on holiday in a couple months so I'll do it ready for then.

just got my haircut
is it Veeky Forums approved?

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mongoloid

I have a barber that cuts my hair pretty well but I'm a fucking autist and struggle to make conversation. Some times it's painfully awkward and I think he's tired of seeing my face. What the fuck am I supposed to talk about? Should I just go somewhere else?

u should kys in front of him next time he cuts your hair
trust me

stay mad, cuck

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Impressive. Very nice

legend

Don't same fag bro.

That's so beta.

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>2018
>not switching races between pics

>sunglasses to hide mong eyes
Kek

Imagine how sad you have to be to post on fit using your phone and your laptop so you can validate yourself and not get called out for same fag

Dude you’re like a 6-7ish you have good hair and bone structure but everything inside it is just kind of fucked

t. manlet

>not getting the reference
I pity you