Do females really care about penis size?

do females really care about penis size?
>6'1" 182 lbs, (1/2/3/4-ish) with good facial features and hair
>5.8"x5.5" chode makes me feel bad tho
seems like all you faggots got minimum 7"x 6" on here

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At least you're not a 6.5 × 5 pencil dick like me. Seriously though, girls care way less than guys do about this shit.

the avg dick size in the US is like 5.5" you fucking moron

it's e-stats you faggot, most guys can get away with 1" when they lie to chicks. a 5.8" dick is about on par with 5'11"-6' height when it comes to population distribution, nothing to worry about

Yes.

>99th percentile girth
>complaining
I know you're probably measuring wrong but just lol

Dunno about how many here e-stat but I'm 5'11" and legit have a 19.5 cm dick, pretty wide too don't know how wide, haven't measured circumference.

Its more than e-stats actually, its response bias - if you've got a small dick you're less likely to post in a penis survey thread, but if you've got a big dick you're probably proud of it and will want to show off, even if it is on a uzbekistani poppy farming board

Cope, most Veeky Forums posters are legit too low IQ to measure properly, same happens with frame measurements and shit.

Everybody has 8" dick online

I don't have a micropenis but I'll bet actual money on it that I'm going to be the smallest guy ITT at 12cm so listen to me, despite my dicklet I've had a pretty rich sex life and 9 out of 10 times I've had sex I've managed to make the girl cum just by sticking my liddle sauwsage in her vajay. Don't sweat it and just learn how to use it, as cliché as that might sound.

People lie online. All the fucking time because they have shitty confidence. You're good man. Could do jelqing if you really want to get a bigger dick i guess.

see these stats all the fucking time but dont really believe them. are they self-measured or is it scientifically
th percentile girth
>still looks fucking stupid on a short one like mine

cliffs: FACE

I don't know what that means

HEIGHT FACE FRAME. Do you see DICK SIZE anywhere in there? No, you don’t, because women would date a guy with a matchstick for a sick if he looked like a supermodel.

In every legit study the distribution is around that, any bigger results are self-reported and caused by people measuring from the side or their assholes or whatever. A legit 8" dick is exceedingly rare, like most porn dicks aren't even close to that and they're all above average for obvious reasons.

Can confirm. I'm a 5x5 dicklet and have made some pretty slutty girls squirt, and I know they've taken some solid 7-8 inchers before. The only girls who care and would give you shit for it are bitches who you probably shouldn't be around anyway.

Facial beauty is pretty much the only thing that matters for the female orgasm. They can induce it with exaggerated mechanical action like with huge dildos or whatever, but if its a Chad with a 12cm dick he'll make them cum before even sticking it in.

you think 6.5x5 is opencil dick, im 7x5

T-thanks, I would post face but I'm not comfortable with it after just admitting I have a smol dick

Yeah, but you don't need some 8x8 memeber. The average vagina's depth is about 6 - 7 inches.

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>learn how to use it
Everyone says this but no says what

Sounds more like girls are faking it

Stfu dude. You don't know what true suffering is.

I'm 6.5 x 4.5

>seems like all you faggots got minimum 7"x 6" on here
fucking kek
protip from a 5.5' pencil dicklet, it matters more if they get to see your dick at all than your size

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Can they fake squirts and convulsions tho

It's actually more like ~135mm
Height, face and frame (i.e. genetic value) is everything, they can supposedly even smell it. Dick size is completely inconsequential as long as it is within the normal range.

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no woman is ever going to see it so what's it matter?

every guy on fit pretends to be a sex god. either has a huge dick that makes every girl cum, or if he has a small one he also makes her cum because he's so skilled in using it

t-thanks, brahs
i guess i shouldnt be surprised cuz ive been binge watching "does size matter" videos and threads and all those sloots say minimum 6 or 7. they're often drunk aswell so some part of me believes that they dare to say the truth because of that but maybe im just a fucking brainlet

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wow thats some serious projection dude

wow the girl peed on you. nice.

Communicate, don't be all porno but ask her what she likes and if she's shy just listen to her moans. I have to be honest though, I have a bad case of death grip so my stamina is of the chains. Literally can last for 2 hours so that might have something to do with it.

Faking orgasms really doesn't happen as much as Hollywood would have you believe and if it does it's pretty see-through.

Of course, since squirting is just pissing and they can pretend to have convulsions. You didn't actually think squirt is some female ejaculation fluid? Their body doesn't produce anything like that, it's piss.

>be me
>basically only porn i watch is girls peeing
>get told what a degenerate i am
>but what about squirting thats all piss
>nuh uh ITS REAL FEMALE EJACULATE

I know nothing about female anatomy: the post

8x6" here. Bone pressed. The accurate way to measure. I bottom out with most women because it pains their cervix. Thickness is more important.

absolutely pissening

Also pee is stored in the balls and shit is stored in the asscheeks.

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Yes, your post sure is that. Squirt is piss. You're a retarded mouthbreather.

self reported stats don't mean shit. guys overstate their size by around 1.5"-2" occasionally, so of course some of those thots will have completely warped perceptions - until you whip out your 6.5" member and they think it's 8.5" lmao

Samefag squirtfaggot in denial about his piss fetish

Cope

Anyone else 7" and think it looks tiny as fuck? And I don't watch porn before you ask

I'm the 12cm guy and I used to really let it get to me, I often joke about my dicklet now and unless they have some kind of huge monster cock fetish they don't seem to mind. Get out there and get laid and you'll find your way.

the issue with that stat is that it refers to a static virginia, but virginias can stretch.

Yes, you are coping about your piss fetish. Doesn't seem like you're coping very well with it though.

7.5" long, measured multiple times. Still looks wicked small. Maybe it's a comparison thing; I'm 6'4" and have big meaty hands.

6.8x5 here
kill me

>implying there is anything bad about having a piss fetish

i love pee porn, you guys should try it. not men pissing or anything like that, just watching a video of a girl pee. its pretty sweet. in fact i just got a huge collection, like 500+ video clips, of uncensored hot as fuck asian girls peeing.

One time I looked from the bottom in a mirror, the girls view, and it looks completely different

>Bone pressed. The accurate way to measure

It's not. This method implies that when you go balls deep you can actually put your balls in her vagina, which you can't. Measure from the balls.

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12cm is below average though and I'm just about 1m85, I guess I'm pretty broad shoulered though. I don't really let those Veeky Forums memes get to me anymore either though, the girls that think like that are actual thots and they're not worth it anyway. Please don't ever think this board is even remotely close to real life, no one really cares about the stuff that Veeky Forums says is important.

>people are measuring to their balls this whole time

Goddamn it I’m at least 8 inches then, what the fuck.

what is so bad about pee my friend? i personally feel like jerking off to watching a man have sex with a girl is worse

>you need to be a sex god to make a female orgasm

t. faggot incels with very tiny little bitch penises

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Talking with girls at length about this, most don't seem to care. Consensus is girth is nice, but 5" to 7" is about optimal. +/- 1-2" might work with some, but you have to usually make up for it sexually in some other way (be good at oral for example). Anything much over 7" is pretty much only for bragging rights. Chicks brag about their man's huge dick to her friends the same way a man does to his friends, even if it's too big to be very enjoyable.

My ex girlfriend ( broke up with her) used to get off multiple times riding my 6 by 6. I learned a few tricks while fucking to make her orgasm better, plus the first time she grabbed it she though it was huge.

>notoriously hard to get women to have orgasms from penetration alone
>the guys on fit, whether their dicks are huge or small, always are able to do it easily and repetedly

I'm 7x5 too, but I don't feel too bad about it desu, it doesn't look too thin

Wow you're retarded

what's this pic based on lmao?

Life man, life

If you have an attractive muscular body then that creates a good sexual experience for women, even a slightly below average dick length and girth will still be satisfying for a woman if you're jacked and tall.
My gf used to be with a skinnyfat lanky guy, he was like 6'4" but all skin and bone with a soft guy but had a massive piece, like 8.5 inches or something. Gf can confirm that the size didn't really improve sex because she didn't find his body attractive

>anime image macro
t. faggot incel that thinks he has a big dick but doesnt

Soft *gut fuck

It's different than a normal piss though

you're prolly the most pathetic person on here right now

Bump for accuracy

person with the smallest penis ITT spotted. they're always the first to run damage control and get triggered when they get called out for having an embarrassingly sized little bitch penis.

how's your impotent rage going you fucking idiot?

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Femanon here.
Personally at least 15 cm are ok, also thickness is important

t. VERY tiny little penis

t. VERY little sexual experience

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If you’re above 6 inches long you’re good. You’ll be able to hit all the good stuff. If you are 7 or more you’ll be able to hurt her.

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I'm the 12cm boi in the thread and I've always wanted to ask a girl but I never dared IRL but would you be surprised if I made you cum? And what would your initial thoughts be?

>15 cm are ok
then whats good?
>thickness is important
give us numbers god damnit

1. grils dont know shit about physical measurement, they dont know what 5 or 8 inches looks like
2. sloots will say you have a small dick to make you feel bad, and theyll say you have a big one to make you feel good, so their opinion is shit
3. you literally can't do anything about it, you were born with one and youll die with the same one if you're lucky

girls hate insecurity more than anything

projecting faggot manlet with a microscopic little bitch penis just can't stop sperging out lmfao

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i got a real fucking pathetic story regarding dick size for you guys

>emaciated holocuast faggot but have a 7x5 penis
>like 3 years ago went on a spree posting my dick on plebbit (mostly vids jacking off) to try to get girls to sext with
>got a handful of them to, and most were actually okay looking
>all were amazed by how huge my dick was and said it literally looked perfect
>said that when they would masturbate or a one night stand/FWB with some guy, they would imagine it was my dick
>would follow my directions and orders doing stuff just to be able to watch me jerk off on cam for them

but here's the kicker

>most of them, when we got to a point where we would do stuff on cam, would ghost me when they saw how ugly my face was

>>notoriously hard to get women to have orgasms from penetration alone

HAHAHA yeah sure it is
where did you heard it from? the news? or experience?
>if I can't, people who can are sex gods

DICKLET COPE. I was in a fraternity during college and we regularly ran trains on whores. My cock is roughly 7x6 and seemed about average when compared to my brothers. pic below is me measured.

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:/ no too many people want the average of anything.

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It would surprise me yeah. Also I heard some girls have naturally deeper vaginas. So it depends
Best thing you can do is get a degree in cunnilingus

My dick is 6 inches long and 4 girth.

You’re a pretty sad person

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>Life man, life
I'm autistic af and I actually googled life man, life

>edge of cock on the other side of ruler
dats one thicc boi

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>circumcised goyim schlong

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yeah luckily it was only for a few weeks i did that shit then i went back to being asexual

>posts a picture of his dick on imgur and then on Veeky Forums with a timestamp

being this insecure, it makes a ton of sense you were in a frat. were all your other frat bros this insecure or just you

same size as me but it ooks so small.
why do pornstars dicks look so big.
is it angles?

i cant send chicks dick pics because i swear it looks fucking tiny in pics and then i measure it and its 7 x almost 6

yes I'll never forgive my parents but thankfully america is so jewed most girls are used to cut dicks

my dick is average, not bragging. Just trying to point out obnoxious dicklet cope.

pornstars are midgets with 7-8 inchers

women don't care as much about dick size as porn will have you think.

literally every time a hand has grasped my cock they commented on how big it is.
i think this might just be something they do though.
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I'm 6x4.5 so I'm on the skinny end but I still do pretty well

>foreplay
Part of the reason a fresh cooked meal tastes better than something out of the microwave is because you're smelling it while it's cooking. If you're hungry you're gonna eat, even if it's not the best meal you've had.
>use the clit
Your dick is only one of the weapons at your disposal, stimulate it before some, but not too much so it remains sensitive. It's not a scratch off lotto ticket, long strokes up and down across the vulva making sure you're rubbing the clit on each pass, but don't be fully on it the whole time, it'll lose sensitivity if you overstimulate it.
>use what you got
When on bottom, push your hips into hers so that you're fully inside when appropriate, don't just lay there like some dumbass. When on top, don't use your full length at first on top, only go about 75% of the way in so that you've got a little extra for later.
>finishing move
Different girls like different things, but my main finisher is girl on back, laying on edge of bed or couch at roughly dick height and I am standing beside the bed, with both arms under both legs. Once your partner is making noise or some other indicator of pleasure, you can start to close the deal. Each stroke go fully in and out on each stroke (I like to leave the very end of my tip partially in so you don't stab her in the vulva with it, that's a moodkiller). While you're doing your full length strokes, take a lubricated thumb and stimulate the clit, you'll probably want to give away the underhook on one side so her legs are further apart. You can suck your own thumb to make it wet like some weirdo, or you can use the natural lubrication of the vulva or put your thumb in her mouth (do it in a sexy way and not like putting a key into your door). The clit and vaginal stimulation plus whatever weird shit your non clit hand is doing should get her there.
Happy?