So I'm thinking of going to a house party. I've never gone to a party and I've never gotten drunk. Mainly because I've always thought and heard that it's just people getting drunk, gossiping, talking about previous parties and maybe somebody hooking up.
I'm realising that I should start going to parties since it's basically the only way to meet girls.
So Veeky Forums what's your opinion about parties and any tips?
>t. 18 yo
Parties are fun unless you're a weirdo
lmao dude you're fucking screwed don't even bother
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And your ONLY two goals at a party should be to have fun and be safe. Girls are there to have fun too man it’s absolute cake to make out with them and stuff so literally just enjoy yourself and there’s nothing to it
What's fun about them though? Maybe I'm just too much of an autist focused on crypto, fit and programming.
>Drinking
>Getting with girls
My friend. YOU are what makes them fun. No external circumstances will magically force you to have fun. They’re an environment for you to let lose and be funny and crazy and just have a good time
Yeah go to the parties 2 hours late and dont drink just talk, dance, and listen to the music. Most importantly enjoy yourself. Parties are fun
Go with friends or make sure you know 3+ people there. I repeat.
Go with someone you know.
Parties can be fun but only if you have someone you can use to act as a buffer to ease into the party envrionment. I keep getting invited to shit when I only know the one person inviting me, so I decline.
1. Don't take 8000 shots right away, dont let someone else mix your drink. If you've never gotten drunk you need to learn your tolerance. To get pleasantly drunk if you never have, drink 2 mixed drinks or 3 beers an hour until you feel buzzed (you'll know if youre buzzed), then go to one drink an hour to maintain your level. Increase or decrease these numbers depending on how you feel.
2. Eat food and drink water before you go drinking, otherwise you will get rotgut and barf.
3. Don't go expecting to get laid, go expecting to have fun and if you meet a girl then awesome.
4. To make a mixed drink, put in about 1-2 shots of liquor (it's not gay to measure it out with a shot glass and pour it in, it's what a lot of bartenders do) and fill your cup with soda. Don't forget ice.
5. Don't expect to win any games, because you're inexperienced. Don't play too many rounds of them, because they will get you fucked up fast. Also, never play "ride the bus", it's a guessing game that people make suckers play.
6. If the host offers you a shot or drink, take it if you're not fucked up. They're being nice and won't do anything to get you too fucked up because they would have to clean up after you.
Any more questions?
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This is pretty much what I was looking for. Thanks.
it's pointless unless you're on drugs
once i take mdma everything about party, rave and trance make total sense
That's some next level stuff
just don't be the guy drinking for the entertainment of others. don't seek to get drunk. have a few and then just talk to everyone while sipping a drink instead of chasing the drunk dragon all night. if you get blackout drunk once, it's one too many times.
i was that guy who would do kegstands and beat everyone in chugging. it's entertaining as a teenager or 21 year old. even some girls are dumb enough to be impressed by it. it quickly becomes quite sad and unless you're gifted with an iron liver, just leads to blacking out fast and needing to stop drinking forever. sober now.
at least at my college all the parties suck. it's always a bunch of freshmen with a couple kegs of shitty beer and everyone all crowded together so you can barely move. you're not far off saying that it's just getting drunk and gossiping about other parties.
seriously. just go out to a bar. you'll end up getting more drinks and it's much easier to approach women because they're not all standing in a circle
that sounds pretty bad. The parties at my college usually involve people talking, but as they get drunker and drunker they start grinding on one another to shitty rap. It's pretty fun
You literally need to take drugs to contain your autism...wow.
What's ride the bus
I have a question. How the fuck do you grind with a girl?
I literally never understood how these dudes dance with chicks by grabbing them and basically dry humping them into oblivion with the music. I can keep with the beat but even then with someone on me it feels fucking weird.
Parties with 15-20 y-o are the best to get laid because:
>women at that age are very horny
>women at that age can't drink for shit and will be easy
>women at that age are looking to experiment new things and aren't looking to get married
>women at that age still have fresh bodies and some might be virgins
That being said, I'd recommend you to take whatever makes you relaxed and comfortable. You shouldn't try to be as drunk as possible, and you shouldn't be high/fucked up with your brain on another planet. Just take it easy and talk to people you don't know
Picrelated is what I would usually bring to parties and mix it with juice. It got me into a comfy state and didn't fuck me up like 40% vodka straight up or something.
I went to a lot of parties in my youth and those are honestly some of my best memories
thing in my school is that you have to know your friends. having a group of 10-20 all sitting around chatting and playing Quiplash is way more fun than being around freshmen/frat parties. we just get a few 30 racks of pbr or some shit and chill out and smoke weed and hang. it's great.
I also go to an engineering college in a city so you gotta take that into account. but on the other hand my sister goes to a party school and her snapchat/insta screams "I'll be a roastie by 27." I prefer bonding over chill seshes and going to bars if I want to meet new people over sweaty house parties.
if its the same thing as in my country
you get cards(like poker cards) deal to everyone depending on how many people play will determine how many cards someone gets(usually its 3-6) and then you make like 5 rows of cards faced down arranged in a pyramid
then someone flips the cards one by one and if someone has the card thats flipped on the table they set it down and give someone a drink, the ammount of drinks someone gives depends on which row it is (so if its in the first row 1 drink per card and in lets say fifth 5 drinks per card)
the one with the most cards left then rides the bus
it goes like this: the driver puts down a card and then you must guess if its lower of higher(the number) for 5 times in a row if you fail you have to drink, this can go on for a long time and you its easy to cheat as the driver since the poor guy riding the bus is drunk by now.
honestly i hate parties and drinking but as you said it's pretty much the only way to socialise, particularly when you're in uni
and you just take alcohol instead of drugs
brainlet shouldn't be allowed to type
Get drunk alone instead. It’s the best fucking feeling in the world. Tinder is much easier when drunk too.
t.incel
>crypto
Fucking kys
>So I'm thinking of going to a house party.
go /thread
>I've never gone to a party and I've never gotten drunk.
wow lol
Parties are only fun if you're drunk. otherwise you're gonna feel shitty and weird
Don't listen to the rapist, OP, getting laid at parties is worth it maybe 5% of the time. You don't want to be somebody's first regrettable sexual experience and make yourself look bad.
Just let loose, drink shitty beer and meet new people. Break off with a small group and get fast food, don't take it too serious.
Not that user but I stopped drinking around july last year and have been enjoying parties more than ever before, drugs are fun and all but if you can't enjoy a party without being high then I strongly suggest you drop them for a while and get to know yourself a little better.
I wasn't implying to get laid AT the party
>I keep getting invited to shit
how desu?
>women at that age can't drink for shit and will be easy
What the fuck were you implying?
Seriously OP, don't fuck with this shit. Alcohol and young girls don't mix well, glad my father taught me this early.
I'm in uni right now and this is not true, have you tried talking to people between classes/hanging around on places students tend to go to chill? I go to parties mainly to dance and mostly talk to the people that go with me when I'm there. If you manage to make friends with people from your uni there's plenty of shit you can do together and meet more people besides partying.
Yeah I don't wanna become a douche.
He's implying OP can wait for girls to be drunk before making his move so they won't know better than fuck him, shame on him really, taking advantage of drunk ass people is a bitch move and can get you charged for rape.
Thanks for the insight.
>Made money that others my age have to work for months
>kys
ok
go with a friend. I have seen people come alone to a few parties and they seem like they are just making small talk with everyone. They can never get wasted unless they are spending the night there
Cannot believe anyone would sperg this much about "going to a party" and make a thread about it
You're clearly not going to enjoy yourself if you overthink every random event in life this much
You are probably right. Although overthinking has helped me a lot in the past.
Nigga it’s far easier getting drunk, hooking up with girls on tinder and inviting them over than trying to get laid at a party
I've been to multiple house parties and never had fun
the only time an event like that is fun is if you know a lot of the people
if you do go try to find a hot girl who makes eye contact with you and then talk to her for the rest of the party
Don't be an incel and act like a man.
I've always attracted sluts for some reason who keep asking me to be their date to a party or to go hang out and "see what happens." But I dont bother to entertain them. Screws me over in the end though when I want an easy lay.
>2014
>going to parties
>hold waist
>dont be a sperg
They will lead with their hips, you just follow
I never implied to rape or abused a drunk girl, that's bad karma. Just because a girl is drunk doesn't mean she doesn't willingly want to fuck you
>get drunk alone
>use tinder
Jesus, no wonder the west is falling
>picunrelated, good horror movie I saw yesterday
>go to house party
>get wasted
>end up sleeping on the floor while cuddling an ugly-ass roastie
>mfw the next day she texts me a pic of us
>mfw my bros tease me for a week afterwards
If it's your first party then desu you're probably somewhat gonna feel out of place. Don't read too much into it or go with the goal of hooking up or whatever. Just drink and be a chill guy who talks to people and has fun, no matter who they are
Don't give advice when you're a pussy. Just go and get to know new people
I'm pretty antisocial but I still enjoy most parties I go to, you just have to be drunk enough and have friends/interesting people to talk to. If you can't talk to stranger and don't know anyone else then you're going to have a shit time as the eternal third wheel in every conversation. You should eat your fill before you go so you can hold your liquor better, make sure to drink water every now and then (just take a few sips when you go for a piss, stay hydrated) and don't go crazy on the shots, those will fuck you up if you're a lightweight and take too many too fast.
Can relate blackout drunk is the worst feeling ever. Get a pleasant buzz and have fun. Talk about fun shit vent a little with your friends
>he doesn't like making lots of money
Lmao
>"why is that loner guy here by himself?"
>"who invited him?"
>"he doesn't even know anyone thats weird."
Not being a pussy you just shouldn't show up if you don't know the host that well to begin with or trust the crowd. Especislly considering most niggers show up to these parties someone is bound to fight and if you don't have someone to watch your back good luck.
Go to a party with a friend, a good one, get buzzed(dont drink too much) make jokes, mingle, dance. That is about the size of it. Parties are where you get a break from reality they arent something you overthink. Go to the party with this mindset and the goal to have fun (not to get wasted or “fuck” chicks)
If you haven’t drank before pour yourself a strong whisky and coke and just keep hold of that shit all night, don’t look at it without a drink you can sip and get drunk an not make a cunt of yourself an you’ll loosen up a bit an not get stuck in your own head thinking about what ifs. Just chill with your friends and if you think a girl cute make sure you let a group of your friends know it’s a house party shit will reach her.
>Just go and get to know new people
I've done this plenty of times but unless you are chad, it's 100 times easier even with one bro, better with two, and even better with 3.
You don't even have to really "know" the people there either, just "oh hey I've seen that guy in a few classes and talked to him a few times" level of familiarity.
Otherwise, you end up stumbling into the wrong party and not only will people think you are weird, but some will get outright aggressive, especially if you are alone.
Don't be a pussy but also don't be fucking stupid man, just bring a bro, not that hard.
go and talk to people. introduce yourself to as much people as you can. getting a drink? talk to the people in the kitchen. going to toilet? talk to the people in line or whatever. That's pretty much the key i think.
t. bought at $19000
It's fine to overthink in this situation. Learning how to party correctly can exponentially increase your social success in the long run.
This coming from someone who never learned how to be social at parties, never enjoyed them, but wished he did.
Don't bother going unless you know at least some people.
Don't get shitfaced drunk. Drink but moderately.
Yeah I'm weird and I don't like parties
I love trance.
It makes even more sense on speed. I've heard most pressed pills in the 90's contained some speed in them, and that honstly makes way more sense in a long-streched erave arena than pure mdma imo.
>any tips?
>>t. 18 yo
let loose. don't fight the anticipation of a new experience, let it guide you to having fun being loose and getting surprised. just take it in and go with the flow
Nope
At partys with good people its very nice even when you do not drink
On partys with toxic people you of yours cant have fun
Go my nigga, alcohol transports people into a new world where nothing matters, everything can be funny no matter what, if you are with that mindset. You don't even need to do something at all, just drink and alcohol will do the rest. Just don't drink too much because you will ruin the party for others.
Drink and talk whatever shit with someone or play a game like cards, beer pong, what ever shit they do, everyone is going there to have a good time
being drunk with other people and music and dancing and girls etc