WHY ARENT YOU SWIMMING RIGHT NOW

it tires me out
pool is too far away
chlorine makes my hair smell
feel uncomfortable swimming behind women

I going to a beach for break and I haven't swam in a really long time. What do I need to know so I don't die in the water

The pool is closed for some bitches photoshoot

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I'm banned from the YMCA so yeah

>Swimming is pretty much white privilege.

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I don't know how to swim. I'm not black.

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There's a blizzard outside and everything's closed.

Just lost power. Turning off the computer for now ;_;

Good luck Veeky Forums

try swimming in a river with a fast current

Cause I have gyno

It's been raining. There is tons of e coli in the ocean after a rain where I live, so I wait a few days before surfing. I'll be back soon OP, don't worry

I used to be fitter but now i look strongfat because i fell off the wagon
Im scared the people will stare at my muscletits

I'm visiting family and I'm afraid of going to the pool because there might actually be people there, unlike at my university

I swim in your moms pussy juice every night

Wait no one else on Veeky Forums does free diving (aka too poor for scuba)?
Notice the scuba divers in the distance.

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Lake is still frozen, that and I don't wanna freeze to death

this is fair, but swimming is zero joint damage which is a pro, bro

If you run properly and have no existing joint problems, running is not bad for joints

I do poor diving, but it's still winter.

im studying mathematics

What happened?

Swimming is shit. It only gets you better at swimming. No, just because you use your whole body does not mean you will make gains. It's fucking boring as fuck. Nothing to look at but a black line. Nothing to listen to but churning water. Also R.I.P. rotator cuffs. Cycling is infinitely better. No injuries plus scenery and music. FUCK SWIMMING.
>t. Swam 15 years and was a 5 year state championship attende

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Pretty fun shit m8, specially when you reach that goal and know that you're at an even deeper depth.
Breathing exercises has definitely helped me endure longer while boxing.

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Haven't taken my shirt off in public since I was like 10, 16 years ago. Even after dropping a bunch of weight, the scars and disgusting saggy skin will never allow me to be comfortable. Put down the burger lads.

Because Swimming is highly overrated.
Like running it depends on intensity for burning calories, and most people dont go intense enough for it to train muscles nor burn more calories.
Also because muh "thermic shock makes the body metabolism rise to compensate" has been proven bullshit or minimal

Only good thing is that doesnt fuck up the joints
but who does cardio anyway?

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It will nuke your shoulders long term.

who is this semen demon?

image search

a coalburner

Are you a skellington?

>image search
weird name for a girl, but ok, i guess

>try flooding the manlet pit to rid the gym of our infestation once and for all
>they militarise and become an amphibian assault unit
>6'+ people keep "disappearing" from our gym late at night
>keep having to repel highly coordinated manlet raids on the squat rack
what have i done Veeky Forums

Her bf is white

>I run a 5K or swim 1700m in the same amount of time (~19:30)
This is quite impressive actually

She had burned coal

Don’t go in past your bellybutton

Do did your mom, but you still love her.

Do isnt black tho

i have an ear infection and was ordered not to.

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My problem, rather than holding breath, is pressure in my ears. It starts hurting me around 3 meters deep, which is funny as I was diving deeper than that when I was a kid. But I haven't dived since then until like 2 years ago when I felt like starting again. Will my body get used to pressure as I do it more often or are there some special techniques to endure it better?

Where the fuck is this from? I keep seeing it here all the time.

I do it for spearfishing

Nhb you need to equaluze pressure. If you're a weirdo that has enlarged eustacian tubes like me you can just swallow or yawn and it as easy as equalizing in an airplane, otherwise you have to pinch your nose and blow until you feel pressure equalize. Take a nasal decongestant before going too, it helps.

it's bad for your hair. and i have gyno.

you don't need intensity for running to burn calories. in fact it's better to run slower with perfect form, many times a week. unless you're training for time.

>in fact it's better to run slower with perfect form

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>JaMarcus
>JaTavious
>Dekendrix
>Litrelle
>LaDarius
>Latevin
>Takeitha

BITCH I'M FROM LOUISIANA

Too expensive where I live. I would if I could.

my fuckin sides

i cant swim

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Because I can't swim

>ib4 you learn that at school

b-because I don't have easy access to a pool

Seconded, google is giving me nothing.

There is no ocean in Bavaria.
I can't just dive into a lake and find cool shit like your pic, all I find would be mud and pike fish.

Underrated

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I work in North Baton Rouge and the fun never stops with the names. “Cartraytheneon” is my favorite so far, I think.

because my exam is the day after tomorrow.
i always swim the night before an exam, this way i feel tired af and sleep well at night.

I'm swimming after work, faggot.

Lana rain. Camwhore

>4 fucking xanax
I once took one and ended up with 9 hours of zombie mode blackout

She only dated jaden for 2 months, probably because she had a crush on Will Smith.
I'll allow it, Will is dope.

did you create this thread just to post this pic.

Because if you did....BRAVO

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RUN. PROPERLY.

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I absolutely love scuba, snorkeling, anything that gets me into the water. I swear I get high just floating there, watching the fish swim around and the light refracting off everything

is this a buso renkin reference out in the wild?

cute grill.....too bad she's a coal burner
D R O P P E D

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Not intentionally, I was hearing more of a Tamatoa in my head when typing it