How do I get a wheyfu?

How do I get a wheyfu?

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God I wish that was my dick

her face kills it for me, but i can't put my finger on what it is about it

maybe the makeup or the dyed hair, i dunno

since when became dickbending a fetish?

Just ask one out and wife them. Stop acting so beta user.

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Maybe it's because she looks like a fucking goblin above the neck

CUTE

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just get your boyfriend to grow his hair out

Same way you get any girl. Man up and go get her.

My wife really wants to do Steroids are Sarms, but I won't let her because I am afraid of them masculinizing her... (more than she already is) she is kind of a tomboy/lesbian type and doesn't wear makeup or anything. + She's already really jacked for a female.

ellen degeneres?

>Man up and go get her.
This is /fit, the majority of people on here aren't men. They never will be

What the fuck are you talking about she is perfect.

The tiny, close together eyes accented by her makeup throw off her almost Scarlett Johansson cuteness. Close but not cigar.

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your dildo isn't a dick lezanon.

She looks too much like a little boy.

SARMs are supposed to have less masculinizing effects, so I'd look into them if anything

Yeah.. I've read a bunch of studies about how like.. Most SARMS have pro hormones though so I really am apprehensive to give her those in case I get ones that are actually just pro hormones

>a few 1mm thick metal strips
thats fucking easy dude

Thats Shay Massey. What happened to her? There's no recent pics.

From her most recent pics it looks like she turned brown and went full blown lookslikeamannow mode.

become a wheylord

>swn give you a bijob

>Ellen degenerate

Irc.bio friend

You bother me boy. I wanna put a bullet in your head. I can't go on in life knowing you are alive. i hate your guts.

>Same way you get any girl. Man up and go get her.

If it were only that easy.

The only true path

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Just walk up to one and present your anus

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*blocks your path*

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You don't get a wheyfu. She allows you to get her.

>she got bad implants and burned coal

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underrated

you faggot suck that roidclit

Lads I'm snapping a girl I really like how do I flirt with her

send her a picture of your dick

pics?

This

Because women built like men aren't attractive at all. You guys just fool yourselves that these buff bitches look good. Women shouldn't look like men.

how big is she?
a little var and good pct never hurt anyone, plus you benefit from the increased sex drive that shell get from it

She can block me anytime

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>This bitch walks up to you in the gym and slaps your ass
wyd?

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>tfw no /pectiddies/ gf

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Put her in her fucking place

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turn the other cheek

That's not a woman. Maybe it started out as one and did enough roids to change that, but I'd put my money on mtf. Pre-op.

t. jelly dyel

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Immediately start jacking off

She can block anything but my cock

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