>ctrl+f 'fph'
>no fph
kfc edition
THERE MUST ALWAYS BE AN /FPH/
Jacob Cook
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William Martin
Asher Williams
Julian Johnson
HOW CAN THIS SHITTY JEW COW HAVE SO MANY POSITIVE COMMENTS REEEEE
Jaxon Martin
If your liver is so shot that it can't synthesize factors anymore, you are fucked even outside of coagulopathies.
Brayden Rivera
Benjamin Robinson
Christopher Cruz
#HAES on tumblr seems pretty anti fat now
Dylan Wilson
Jonathan Peterson
Levi Bennett
The fuck cereal are they talking about?
Elijah Ramirez
You have to leave the smug reaction face on
That's the best bit
Levi Cruz
Matthew White
It's special k but he drowns it in double cream, jam etc
Oliver Garcia
Not a brit bong but it was like honey coated corn flake.
He would eat like a box or half of in a sitting and would eat it 3 times daily.
Aaron Sanchez
That was 2015, benefits are being cut for people with genuine disabilities so I wonder what this behemoth is doing now
Isaac Perry
Fucking hell.
Dominic Lewis
What cereal is this?
Henry Harris
17: in or so is where this is at
Juan Gonzalez
that will atleast save money in the long run. She dies in her 30's and which means you wont have to support her in old age.
Isaiah Brooks
About 14 minutes is where they do their diets. Wife makes excellent joke at husband's expense at 13:52
Cameron Gonzalez
look it's pjork
Nolan Foster
Leo Reyes
kek
John Sanders
>be bong
>be 300 pounds
>get 75k in gibs
I should become obese and live the dream over there
Jack Harris
Kek
Joseph Jenkins
god damn that video made me feel something.
I remember being a kid and having to buy husky clothing. I had to wear clothes of older kids god i fucking hated that.
Jason Clark
found a follow up to the disneyland trip
Jacob Diaz
Douchehouse,lol
Sebastian Jackson
>the douchehouse
Some of the best people I’ve met are at the gym
Alexander Edwards
>support her
Not even opus caementicium is capable
Ethan Parker
I worked at sears and their boys (not even juniors) XL especially husky a womens/junior 5-7 pants size.
Elijah Green
but some of the stereotypes are pretty laughable.
>the pack of 6 bruhs that take turns on one machine then go home
>5'2" log man
>thots that literally only do legs
>muscle shirt cut down to the hem at the bottom
>body so swole the head looks fucking tiny by comparison
Joseph King
>mfw reading this shit
Jack Cox
tfw "Men want curves! Only dogs want bones"
Andrew Reed
Lost hard
Colton Howard
>Having to wear secondhand dog clothing
How poor were you jesus
Wyatt Jackson
And the best part is all that really happened (I'm kidding, the best part is that thing will be found dead at age 38 and then disposed of with dynamite at the beach)
Angel Cox
This show's kinda creepy.
Not just the food stuff. But the cameras being everywhere. I assume they sign a waiver and agree to it, but it's still weird to me.
Carson Wilson
Ha
Connor James
>tfw drink daily
>started at age 13
>almost 30 now
Im fucked, arent I?
Ryan Kelly
>I refuse to take steriods or go tp the gym
Imagine being such a pussy that you that you equate losing weight and making some gains with being a roider
Carson Jenkins
its called a production. its written and directed. reality tv is like pro wrestling but not entertaining in the slightest.
Blake Baker
Juan Rodriguez
New reply to the people on this board who claim it every day?
Gavin King
>Having a medical condition hurts my feelings
What
Adrian Clark
It still weirds me out if that's their actual house. I kind of get it with something like Big Brother, where the gimmick is that you're going into a highly monitored house, but having people install that shit where you actually live fucks me up.
I'm also pretty paranoid about my privacy, so there ya go.
What is that logo in the center of the bottom row?
Jordan Garcia
I find that offensive! I've tried lifting and dieting repeatedly but it just doesn't complement my carefree attitude to chocolate and cigarettes
Jonathan Long
>2500 calories
How big is this fucking bowl?
Luis Cooper
Isn't that logo on every fucking "weight loss" supplement that doesn't work?
Levi Butler
>having to buy husky clothing
IKTFB
:(
Carter Rivera
It's not even that the bowl is so big (although it is pretty fucking big), it's that he adds 1500 calories' worth of cream to it, and then a bunch of jam on top of that.
Alexander Robinson
Doesn't he have it with cream instead of milk or some shit?
Zachary Diaz
"It works" some weightloss company that make products. Im surprised skinny coffee club isnt on there, i see government workers that use it here in the EU
Nicholas Long
Probably adds syrup or some other shit to the bowl of "healthy" yet filled with sugar cereal
Juan Evans
fuck off fascists you dont belong here
Bentley Gray
not if you stop now
Caleb Harris
Jacob Cox
Elijah Adams
IIRC he takes normal cereal and uses heavy cream instead of milk, then adds a fuckload of sugary shit for extra flavor.
Luis Baker
>uses heavy cream instead of milk
I do that when I make Cafe Cubano
Daniel Reyes
tfw just got back from the douchehouse
feels good man
Jaxson Wright
Chase Roberts
You don't add 2000 calories of that a day do you?
Cooper Murphy
Quads of truth.
Asher Lee
Is that a poster of pretty patties?
Nathan Cooper
Why are the nips so fucking savage lmao
Ian Ortiz
Robert Martin
No, that much caffeine in a day would probably give me a heart attack.
Julian Rivera
I think this one kind of goes with it and something got lost
William Fisher
Youtube ftp? Youtube ftp.
Elijah Ward
>implying the cream wouldn't
Michael Nguyen
Brandon Johnson
Bentley Clark
seriously though, he admits he doesn't like fat girls, she admits she's fat so she doesn't fit his requirements. What was he supposed to do?
Levi Walker
gross
Jaxson Barnes
That's true though. CICO is at best 70% of weight loss. The actual quality of your food and the macros you get from it play a big part in weight loss.
Alexander Anderson
Eurovision are such a bunch of fucking degenerates.
Logan Barnes
>Not eating will make you gain weight
Hunter Gomez
but shes basically saying its not about calories, its CICO and cutting unhealthy foods. The reason people cut the foods is because they realize to do CICO and keep a deficit they need to get the most filling and satisfying thing in; which crap doesnt do.
Benjamin Martinez
You're just retarded, user
Jaxon Howard
>that fat bong
>8 mile runs
yeah I'm calling bullshit
Ian Turner
Nolan Lopez
>Not just the food stuff. But the cameras being everywhere
its okay they're British
they're use to it
Eli Cox
Aiden Kelly
You've taken a wrong turn tumblerite. Now get the fuck off my fitness boad REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Joshua Russell
pot-tery
Jacob Baker
It's because their estrogen-count is higher
Nicholas Evans
would be interested to examine this study
>tfw you get to peer review and rip apart fatties bullshit study
Tyler Nelson
Fuck off you autistic faggot
Asher Campbell
Gotta make that character have some belly.
William Peterson
is it because guys with a sixpack are able to fuck hotter girls (therefore cum quicker) and have more quickies?
Easton Harris
Koreans pay extra for that kind of forehead
Nolan Hall
It's because they run out of breath which makes it harder to cum.
What the study doesn't examine is:
>The difference in tempo and strength of the fucking
>Did the woman cum? How many times?
>The strength of the erection
Gabriel Morales
oh, but then again, they looked at BMI
My BMI is also off the charts, but because of lean muscle mass, not because of a pot-belly
William Clark
>see your fellow chads at the douchehouse
>realize it's a Wednesday which is of course better known as women swap wednesday
>the lads all roid together before cheating on our girlfriends
>the sheer act of putting our dick into another women while roided up gives us Adonis tier muscles
>mfw I see a chub peering through the window and crying as I pound his oneitis
Just another day at the douchehouse
David Morgan
I mean it might as well be the study specifies nothing lol
Mason Sanchez
>science is tumblr
I hate fatties too faggot, just stating the facts. You can't lose weight on TDEE-500 of chocolate fudge and cake.
Joshua Butler
Adrian Rivera
This is amongst the most insufferably written things I've ever tried to read.