How can I help him?
How can I help him?
Give him my number I'll blow him forever
Don't help people that don't want to be helped.
GOMAD+SS
kidnap him and starve him in your basement. mandatory 100 pushups and 5km running/day
Get him some breathing apparatus
Pish him back in the water
Bulking
Play the flute
It will wake him up.
Kek
Shoot him in the face
>slip some protein powder into this bloatlords diet
>unleash flatulent nuclear holocaust on your classmates
>french class
Get him to enroll in a less faggy class, for starters.
You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
>5k running in a basement
This is the new turn 360° and walk away
>Not running 5k in place
fool. for all you know he is a power lifter on bloat mode.
fuck his mouth
what grade are you in user, why are their pictures drawn by toddlers on the wall? which one is yours?
If you are the football team, ask him if he would be interested in trying out.
He will take it as a positive sign since someone who is already on the team is asking. It will also give him self confidence and make him think he has potential to become really good.
I say this because the football coach asked me if I could try out for the team back in high school after he saw me playing with a couple of guys that were already on the team. He even got some of the other guys to try to get me on in a weird way saying I was a pussy if I didn't.
inject test into him just like he is in the pic
don't be egotistical u bitch