So eggs ARE in fact bad...?

So eggs ARE in fact bad...?

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No they fucking aren't, kill yourself

You shouldn't expect anything from life. You should shape it yourself.

They are terrible for you. They literally can't be labeled as healthy legally. We've known this for decades.

>Tfw smoke a carton of eggs a day

/thread

>what the health

Been debunked a million times

I read this headline out loud and my gf yelped in laffter

She went DYEEAAHAWW

KEK

No, no they aren't. Having a high cholesterol isn't bad if it's from a source like eggs, heck it might be good for you, as it means your body isn't producing it by itself and can focus on gains.

(((nutritionfacts.org)))

they are

soz meatcucks

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yeah for fat McMericans maybe

i actually lift

>cholesterol is bad for you meme

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>eggs
>meat

Go away with your vegan memes

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what can I say, the logic is undeniable

All vegans must hang

There's some fishing village in Japan and they have historically high levels of cholesterol from eating a lot of squid yet also their average is over the average life expectancy of Japan.

nice, i'll just halve my daily egg intake and start smoking a quarter pack a day

>mfw I eat 3 dozen per week

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>eggs raise cholesterol, confirmed by multiple studies
>fails to mention they increase HDL, HDL size, decrease LDL, increase LDL size, decrease triglycerides and no change in TMOA

tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/07315724.2017.1365026

Vegan “science” guys

who ever wrote this was trying to be as confusing as possible.

9/11 studies showed positive association of those 9, 3 had statistically significant numbers.

this sounds an awfull lot like cherry picking.

>calls meat eaters cucks
>eats the food that my food eats
Meat eaters are the bulls, plant eaters are the cuckholds

>they raise cholesterol

This also often comes with implications based on old science (now mom-science) that cholesterol is bad, even though linking it with heart events is dubious at best seeing as though half of heart attack victims have low/low-normal cholesterol at the time of their heart event.

We do know that cholesterol's role is to repair damage in the cardio-vascular system, among other essential functions (hormone production). The basis of the cholesterol meme is like if I kept finding a huge amount of firemen at the scene of a fire, and then instead of thinking that they are there to fix it, I hypothesize that having a large number of firemen in a certain proximity is the root CAUSE of the fire.

Ah yes, the daily dose of "nutritionists think they have a great methodology but not really because it's a shitty questionnaire and not hard science" type of thing.
atherosclerosis-journal.com/article/S0021-9150(12)00504-7/fulltext

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>comparison science
>lacking control group
>not a meta-analysis
S C I E N C E

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>in some studies

Was he before our time?

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>what the health

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>the cigarette omelettes for breakfast every day for the past 10 years

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>chicken is healthy
>unborn chicken is unhealthy
????????????
>listening to medical "academics" in current year +3

(((Greger)))

Are people people still unironically eating chicken periods?

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>smoking a carton of eggs a day for 6 years
>cardiologist dad asks for periodic exams every 6 months
>never a single problem, perfect cholesterol
>vegan sister has high LDL and low HDL

my almonds have been fully activated

>steinmetz
Oy vey

HONEY THE DOCTOR SAID ONE EGG EQUALS FIVE CIGARETTES THROW AWAY ALL THE EGGS HONEY... WHEW I CAN'T WAIT TO GET HEALTHY AGAIN... PASS ME MY CIGARETTES HONEY DOCTOR SAID I CAN HAVE FIVE CIGARETTES OR ONE EGG HONEY

kek'd

Wtf i hate veganism now

This is absolute garbage. Written in a way to confuse and lead you on with an agenda being pushed.

is your girlfriend a donkey?

Fpbp

>1994

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>cholesterol is bad
>also all your cells need cholesterol or they fall apart

>implying smoking is unhealthy

>eggs
>diabetes
what

Yes

Are we supposed to care about what some random cunt thinks? Are you a feminist?

>cooked beans are healthy
>uncooked beans aren unhealthy
?????????///////////////

Not eating 5 dozen eggs per day

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(((Steinmetz)))

>believing anything normies say about diet and fitness

kek, go through a "fitness" magazine and tell me how many meme exercises you see in them. protip: it's all of them

>Posting debunked vegan propaganda
Seek professional help

youtube.com/watch?v=RtGf2FuzKo4
yes eggs cant even be considered safe for human consumption...

>Eat 10 eggs almost every day for 2 years
>Get blood tested
>Cholesterol is near the minimum standard range, doctor recommended I eat more eggs and oil (lol)
Explain this OP

the american average is nothing to be proud of really, its based on a population of high cholesterol already

Who here 12 eggs and 2 packs a day?
>test is 1200

keep falling for the keto/paleo bullshit meatcucks

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>more than 60% of calories from fat
>fat makes you fat
didn't know retards like this still exist

not the poster, but its not implying fat makes you fat, its just that much fat is unecessary.

What if I eat 6 eggs a day? Am I basically dying in my 30's?

RIP arteries

>Diabetes
I bet the entire increase is due to mayonnaise.

Eggs tastes like shit anyway

That is equivalent to nearly 26 cigarettes per day
>these are the people giving you fitness advice

Breakfast:

1 cup oatmeal
2 tbs milled flax seed/chia seed/ hemp heart
1 banana(or handful blueberries)

Lunch:
1 bag raw broccoli slaw mix
1/2 oven roasted red beet
1 cup black lentils
drizzle on cashew cream sauce(homemade)

Snack:
2 blood oranges
handful red grapes

Dinner:
stir fried mix veggies
1 cup brown rice
about 400 oz chikn style seitan stir fried.

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maxkek

>study is from almost 25 fucking years ago
>25 years

jesus vegans are desperate these days

while I agree that the subsidies are wrong, this is a pure strawman argument that has nothing to do with keto diets

>eggs increase risk of diabetes by 68%

this is literally pseudoscience that can't possibly be backed by any hard data.

I saw just by following the link in the corner that it is just some doctor trying to peddle his book to gullible people who would actually believe this at face value

1994
>1994

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