Just a reminder that this is what Veeky Forums is about these days

This is one of the gayest images I've ever seen. Can someone slap a Brazzers logo on it?

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Ty that was under 10 minutes I think good job

Brazzers doesn't do gay porn... does it?

its about the subtle meaning the logo implies when you put it on a picture.

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I know but it's not accurate. Put an actual gay porn logo on there. I need my memes to tell a story without glaring flaws

I dont know any gay porn logos :(
but please dont send me away from this board because of that

Screw those guys. I'd rather look like pic related (Jared Leto). I'm also trying to figure out what he does to slow down aging.

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For real, what is up with top right? DId he just get absolutely fucked by genes?

The bloatlord would destroy any one of you "muh aesthetics" FAGGOTS in a fight.

being super strong is about as important today as being able to start a fire with two rocks...
I mean its a nice thing to brag about but 99,99% of people will never get to need such ability in their life.

Being lean and strong enough to do a few pull ups or run a few miles is much more useful in life than being able to deadlift 400kg.
plus it also gets you more pussy as a bonus.

He absorbs the youth from all the underage jailbait pussy he fucked.

Actual autism

How does he do it bros? He is 46

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It starts with h, ends with h and has a g in it

Until someone comes up, breaks your ribs and chokes you out and takes your gf off you

When the gym twink tries to steal one of the bloatlords plates

He looked older in American Psycho (2000) than he does today.

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literally any average joe with a $5 worh of pepper spray and/or a knife could take down any of them..

now Im not saying people usually carry those things around.. Im just making a point that in todays world being super strong actually gives you only very little advantage in a few cherry picked situations

other words - you dont usually see strongmen going around killing people with their bare hands and raping their girfriends.. and there are reasons why thats not happening... both social and technological.

That’s not even English Chinky

>projection

too much tranny piss

it's just how average
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Aesthetics are for framelets and/or people who are too pussy to lift heavy.

If you aren’t dreambulking are you even gonna make it?

Our bloatlord Grizzly would put your twink ass in the hospital by stepping on you or flicking his finger, let alone if he punched you.

HGH prevents aging? That doesn't seem right

He's probably doing that intravenous stem cell shit that all the rich people are doing now so they can live until they're 150

but he doesnt
why?
because itwould only cause more trouble for him in the long run
so what use is his strength irl?
I mean other than making him a meme?

>being able to run is useful in the age of cars
Get a load of this nerd lmao.
In what way are pull-ups more useful than a deadlift?
You find yourself hanging off cliffs or trees more often than you have to pick objects up off the floor?

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Bloatling reporting in, being strong is awesome. I work in a warehouse and have a hobby farm, I'm always moving really heavy shit around. Having a high strength base and staying fed/hydrated means I can put in loads of work and not get beat down by it. When I help a friend move (I'm always the guy they call, strong people are useful) errybody mires as I straight pick up furniture/appliances and carry it around nbd. Twinks get mogged when I show up and pick up a load that 2-3 skinnyfags are struggling with. Bloat mode is best mode.

I got mogged the fuck out by a 6' 8" bloatmaxer from another farm up the road, I borrowed a tow-behind ditch pump to deal with some flooding. When he came to get it he straight bear hugged it and put it up in his truck bed. Easily 700-800 lbs. I will bloat harder!

no but its much more likely that you will need to climb somewhere without a ladder or run somewhere.. now please tell me how often do you need to lift a 200-300kg thing off the ground with your bare hands?

Literally anyone with 2 arms and not undergoing chemo can climb a ladder, and a 200kg deadlift just makes lifting regular heavy objects that much easier

Fit is about body positivity and equality

ok.. let me put it this way:
youre a strong guy. Being strong is useful. Nobody argues with that.
it can get pretty handy in everyday life.. especially if you do manual labor..

but thats not what Im talking about here
what Im saying is you dont really need to be super strong.. like strongmen strong.. you dont need to be able to lift a 800lbs ditch pump with your bare hands because you can just use some lever or a machine or ask another dude for help or whatever..
Do you yourself feel like your life would be significantly improved if you were much stronger? Like how many times in your life you couldnt do something because you were not strong enough? I mean how often is your physical strength the only option you have?

All big high test alpha males

I dont see the problem

/fatfuck cope general/

HUGE N FUCKIN FREAKY BABY

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Every jokes have to be perfectly logical in order to be funny?
Here's a very logical joke : You're autistic

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Cookie cutter faggot