Is there a bigger gains goblin than your own mother?

>implying eating a pizza will RUIN everything

this is only a gains goblin if you're a fat fuck trying to lose weight

What is it like to fuck a 45 year old woman?

>not explaining to your mom what cutting/bulking cycles are
Are your moms just retards or what?

comfy

This. I moved in with my dad because my mom wouldn’t stop trying to fuck with my diet. I think for me it’s because I was a morbidly obese child and my mom could always make me happy by bringing me my favorite foods, so she thinks that will still work. Of course, that was why I was morbidly obese.

Are there more pics of "my mom"?

post more pics like this

The opposite. My mom is in her mid forties and barely looks to be 30 because she eats well and walks 5km everyday to work. People think she's my girlfriend when I go out with her.

haha imagine if you were fucking your hot mom

>oct 2017
>still chubby at that point
>at university
>about to start my cut and get fit
>mommy says she'll send me an amazon shopping thing
>she sends me a screenshot of what she's sending me, which will come every week or something
>pic related
>have the willpower to tell her to cancel the order immediately
>lose 30 pounds over the next few months instead

tfw nearly got mommy goblin'd

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They think the same thing when im with her. Then i beat and rape her :) then stab her :) aww sweety

Pics or begone for ever

You should make her your girlfriend for real.

You should sniff her panties hehe

haha right?
that'd be hilarious, r-right?

Yes, my Hispanic wife’s grandmother.

Oh you don’t like my super fattening rice? Why not have a little bit of this oil soaked chicken or this buttery potato dish. It’s just a little.

My mother told me, "you are too skinny, you look like a faggot you should lift."

>be me, 180cm 60kg skelly nerd
>start counting calories, kickboxing and weighted calisthenics 4x/week
>clean bulk to 72kg so far, aim for 80
>"user, why do you eat so much? That can't be normal"
>"user, why do want to gain weight? Some people are just naturally skinny, some are chubby"
>"user, you're training too much. Why don't you just relax after work instead?"

Keep going

>ywn have gainsmummy who gives you perfect macro milkies thrice daily

brehs....

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>not a single poster showed respect to their moms itt and instead sexualized them
whi*es are so degenerate

>starts bulk
>4 weeks in getting a little chubby
>go to parents house
>you're getting fat, you need to stop eating so much

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My mom just doesn't think they exist I guess. "Oh user why can't you just build muscle and lose fat at the same time? You look so thin now!" Mama, I'm about to bulk right back up. Chill out.

KEK YOUR FATHER user
DO IT

>he doesn't love his mom so much that it transcends mere mother-son love
Lmao what a loser!

t. Jamal

Brehs I wanna fuck my friend's mom so bad... she's 41 y-o (middle)

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if you value him as a friend then you better not fuck her

Not anymore. My mom died a couple years ago after I didn't reply to a post on /b/.

Not really it was ALS but she did die in her sleep. So maybe it was my fault?

Fuck the qt boi on the left instead

if he doesn't let you fuck his mom, he's not your friend

Depends who it is. I'd care, but some people don't.

Probably

But its a milktruck thread

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>not fucking his sister instead
>not fucking them both

If he's not willing to arrange it for your then consider yourself un-bro'd

quintessential 56% taste for a 56% poster

My grandma and my dad only let me eat at least 2000 calories of fast food when I am around them which is every Monday

why is she wearing her butt plug around the neck?

Care to elaborate? I cant seem to understand what you are trying to say.

>losing weight, pretty skinny, feel good about myself for the first time ever
>sister tells me I look gross and my mom who's fat as fat ass tells me to "go eat a bowl of ice cream
I stopped listening to both after that. I went against my sister saying not to get bigger and I've gotten so much more attention from grills, feels good guys

is your sister also a fat fuck?

milk from those knockers is 44% cacao, right?

i hope my future wife will look that good at that age

Look at her eye colour.
She's La Creatura

No, my mom has completed an iron man and is a personal trainer

I sure hope so

Hot.

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Just realised my parents malnourished me during my teenage years with sweet food and lack of protein. Years later on a decent meat intake I'm finally growing a beard, gaining weight and able to focus.

Older women vary as much as younger women. Some are shit in the sack, some are more than willing to lick your ass unexpectedly.

>mom was dysmorphic skelly who probably ate like 600cal a day
>cooked identical meals for everyone in the family
>subsequently grew up skelly
>dad got fat because he ate fast food outside of the house
>i got skinnyfat when i went to college because i wasn't under skellymum's regime
>now using tinder to match 35yo+ women who will make me a homecooked meal

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>Moms sabotaging gains
Moms come from a time when a man was supposed to be somewhat chubby and ripped guys were considered gays.

>mum was p fat about 5 years ago
>asks for pasta maker for xmas
>dad gets her personal trainer sessions instead
>she mad
>goes to them anyway
>actually enjoys them
> completely changes diet
> loses fuck tons of weight
> starts lifting
>joins a weight lifting club and now goes to competitions, she does alright considering she is in her 60's

nothing better than having a swolemum

I would....

go on...

thanks , i will

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>"honey, just how much weight are you lifting?" "that's too much"
>"you're a good size"
>"you eat A LOT"
>"don't get any bigger"
>"just tone up"

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Benoit Balls.

>Benoit
There's no holding me back

>be me
>mum has irish parents
>mountain of food every sunday roast
>skinny man like me finishes it cos I aint no bitch
>mum has a bowl of "spare" potatoes
>"have some more potatoes user"
>"how about you mum, or dad?"
>"no, theyre for you son, go ahead"
Fucking love it because my metabolism is god tier.

>imagine you have a mom looking like this
Damn, I'd never bring ANY friends even remotely close to the area where she lives

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kathia is ugly aF

pics pls, at least torso shot

White bread? Soviet Russia would not approve.

Tell me how many matches you got.

gib milkie

Kathia would be god-tier if she didn't talk like a retard.

Same here. Why the fuck do they do that? Serious question.

Yall need to get Korean mothers. Encourage you to be Veeky Forums and supply you with the best skincare products. feelsgoodman

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They want us to be happy I guess, body positivety style.
I reckon my training is pretty much fueled by self hate and my mother might notice that, too.
If her approach of just accepting yourself or mine of just improving myself is healthier longterm can be argued about.

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You may not like it but Stefan explained this well in some of.his vids. It's that people who have insecurities or are bad people, dont want you to succed, cause you would eventually remove them from your life.

Yeah but holy shit, your own mother? Shouldn't at least SHE want the best for you?

Also link vid.

Nah my mother is one of the most kind and altruistic people I've ever met.
I'm pretty sure she sees me struggling and forcing myself and doesn't like that.

My mommy loves me. Buys me all the meat I need. She is always shocked by how much I eat and has complimented my gains. Get better mommies fags

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Yeah
It's your own lack of self control

>SHE
You'd be surprised how some women sabotage you so you never leave them.

thats because you're a fucking newfag

>le 60 y/o smoker voice

she legit sounds possessed in some of her videos

If you are noticeably chunky 4 weeks into a bulk you need to slow the fuck down

>when you know user is Asian.

i dated milf that looked just like this. we lasted almost a year. best sex i've ever had

that's user

Nah but she was bordering chubby for a bit. She enables my mother's fatness though.

Some women sure, all women I guess. But you'd think your own fucking mother wouldn't do that.

>even my own dad apologizes for not choosing a better mum
Yeah, hasn't been easy. She fucked me up real good, then i got two girlfriends i couldnt care less about and the redpilled mysoginy kicked in real good.

kek based mom

>NO MOM I DO NOT WANT TO EAT THE CAKE YOU BAKED
>PLEASE STOP TRYING TO TAKE ME OUT TO EAT
>JUST LET ME EAT MY OATMEAL AND LEAVE ME ALONE

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yeah. trust me, it has nothing to do with puberty

I want to fugg this mommie