Hey guys, Its the legendary Jordan Jereb from /pol/...

Hey guys, Its the legendary Jordan Jereb from /pol/. I am really fat and I want to lose weight and become more combat effective for the RAHOWA. My leg monitor comes off in April so I can finally feel more comfortable going outside again, Now is the perfect time to get un-fat. What to the expert Veeky Forumsicizens have to say? Help me not be such a big nigga

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>I want to lose weight

Don't, you already look perfect.

I am a sexy motherfucker, Yes. But I need to improve.

>stop eating so much
>work out
its that easy

>But I need to improve.

You are perfect.

You are beautiful and angular, and if you were a gas you'd be inert.

HERP

No way we will help someone, who is expression of a race-mixing culture aka USA. I recommend 2x1 slug2brain.

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Fuck off, kraut.

Read the sticky

Stop consuming carbohydrates and start jogging. Voila.

>be illiterate roidnigger
>misspell "viola"

what is rahowa, nu-pol?

Hmm.

merriam-webster.com/dictionary/voilà

thoughtco.com/voila-vocabulary-1371436

Imagine LARPing on Veeky Forums as a fatfuck white nationalist for attention.

Eat for four hours and fast for twenty, consume at least 150g of protein and swim every day.
You LITERALLY can not fuck up doing this.

almost as bad as using a trip.

I've been tripping here since 2011 because I used to be on staff.

I know I don't post much anymore, but. Out of your element, Donny.

Was that supposed to justify using a trip?

This tbqh

Still really hung up on that, huh?

You'll move on.

GOT EM

fuck me atiwab, where have you been?

Got a "real job," relationship shit, etc. I'm 30 now man, not a lot of time for shitposting and internet fuckery. Hope you've been well dude.

Holy moly thats a trip i havent seen in ages

How do you change a musical instrument into a magic trick?


Just flip the i and the o and "voila!"

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There is no soul behind those eyes. Also screams insecurity.

welcome to women

>giving up on memes and pretend homosexuality for a fulfilling life

kek you always were a faggot

>white
OP looks like an ISIS grunt lmao I doubt he's even ever seen a white person in his life

>there are still people on Veeky Forums who don't use anonymize
wew lads

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why didn't you blur out all of her tits? Why just two?

/pol/ trash ruins every board by spamming political discussion everywhere. You have to go back user

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yeah man, lose some weight and you might win against AW in the next battle

get rid of sodas and junk food tier shit, start playing basketball or just do cardio, and improve your nutrition. also, read the sticky and start lifting, faggot.

he's talking about the fake violin

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>we eat the comulists

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get rid of yourself

You need to run. Run for an hour a day, everyday. If you cannot run for an hour, run for as long as you can then walk for the rest of the hour. Do this for three months and you will be shocked at the results.

btfo'd

OP is pretending to be this person:

FB -> brutamerica/videos/1872020196429824/

Honestly if you cut fast food, soda, ate a little better and lifted all the time you’d have a pretty fast track to bear mode or thicc daddy mode, looks like you already give pretty big arms