>mom found the attic steroid lab
Mom found the attic steroid lab
Owen Williams
Hunter Long
>aunt found the cockroach farm
Gabriel Bennett
>more context
please... OP...
Eli Sanders
>dad found the manlet pit
Christian Carter
>postman saw the package i ordered was labeled creatine
Levi Robinson
>mom opened the ant hatch
MY SHAKES!
Leo Allen
kek classic
Jaxson Miller
>mom found my 36 chickens and multivitamin lab
Parker Reed
>mom deactivated the whole stock of almonds
Zachary Jackson
>mom cooked pancakes on my synthol
Camden Miller
WAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!?!?!?!
Thomas Phillips
Jesus Christ, man. You all hate Americans when they're fat, and then bully them when they get swole? It's just mean-spirited, really.
Samuel Bennett
>Mom found the crack cum crustation
Fuck what do I do?
Dylan Cruz
Gelfling-bro
Jacob Mitchell
Can he be defeated? Do we even want him to be defeated?
Daniel Moore
>Gran found my caterpillar shaped dildo
Henry Baker
>mom found the chickens dungeon
Logan Brown
>mum found the skulls tied to my barbell
Elijah King
>Dad found my stash of magazines filled with oiled up naked buff guys
Cameron Ortiz
>mom found the cock altar
Jason Long
>Mom found the mom-son incest folder
>She now makes excuses to bend over in front of me whenever she can
>She now greets me kissing the corner of my mouth while pressing the side of her hip against my crotch
>I found half of my briefs in her room
Gavin Roberts
>mom found the squat dildo
Caleb Young
>mom found the
>shadman
>folder
Charles Howard
>Mom found me alone in my room on the weekend again
Cooper Green
Lincoln Parker
>mom found the skateboard for squats
Jeremiah Lee
made me hard
Mason Green
>Brother found my protein shakes
>Haven't drank it since
>Thinking about of disposing them
>What if the faggot tells my mom
>She is basically a Russian mom
Eli Martin
>mom found the empty milk jugs